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Harry S 20-Aug-2004 22:07

God may ride an ST4s
 
Well, he might.. becasue a collegue of mine has his ST4s stolen from outside of his flat in Canary Wharf at the weekend by some lowdown Mo Fo. Guy was distraut - I'd been trying to get him to come to TA3 on it... anyway, bike has Datatool fitted and this works as it should. Didn't know if he was going to buy another bike at the beginning of the week or not and just as I was about to post a message here, in he sprints into the office and says the Police have found it in the back of a van.

Conversation goes a little like this:-

'Afternoon sir. Is this you van?'
'Yes mate. Well no, I'm borrowing it off a mates mates mate'.
'May I trouble sir to hopen the back?'
'Err... yeeesss... I suppose so.'
'Well, well, sir! Look at that - a lovely red ST4s with 1,500 miles on the clock.'
'Never seen it before in my life. Don't know how it got there.. I've been fitted up.. this isn't my van'
'You're ***king nicked me old beauty!'

So, bloke has been arrested and the bike recovered. Not sure of the damage yet (if any) and won't get it back until it's been checked for finger prints (bikes don't have 'em).
Clearly the main man upstairs rides an ST4s....

Any bets on what the driver of the van will get?

Triple Nine 20-Aug-2004 22:47

Great result.

Probably a slap on the wrist:mad:

Loz 20-Aug-2004 22:51

Quote:

Originally posted by Harry S ....

Any bets on what the driver of the van will get?

Depends - was the van driver speeding? If so, they'll throw the book at him.

:rolleye:

marksduc748 20-Aug-2004 23:14

they will finger print it but might not be able to retrieve any prints with it being out doors. best thing to do is turn up on his court date and get his address then nip round and stick his testicals in a G clamp till his head pops with presure :devil:
glad his got it back just hope minimum damage.

TP 21-Aug-2004 00:38

Was there a tinted visor in the van - if so he'll be STUFFED!!

webbyc 21-Aug-2004 09:09

What exhausts were fitted to the ST4 - if they're termis, your mate will probably get knicked instead!!!!

Henners 21-Aug-2004 10:19

There you go Harry and Chris - just when you were starting to show appreciation for the good work of the Police :frog::lol:

rcgbob44 03-Sep-2004 20:23

I bet he gets of, given a council house and £450 a week doll money, oops sorry, that illeagal imigrants, silly me.

Why not get his details and pay somebody to visit him and confirm that he has several broken bones!!:flame::flame::flame:

marksduc748 04-Sep-2004 21:42

yeah like me!! :biaggi:


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