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Forum: Trackdays & Race Schools 26-Jan-2006, 15:46
Replies: 43
Views: 8,006
Posted By berto
:)You are a nasty nasty chap Andy...but they say...

:)You are a nasty nasty chap Andy...but they say god smiles on the rightous....thats why it was sunny when I was there.........:saint:
Forum: Trackdays & Race Schools 20-Jan-2006, 18:35
Replies: 21
Views: 3,785
Posted By berto
;)Remember your keys!!!!!:rolleye:

;)Remember your keys!!!!!:rolleye:
Forum: Monsters 16-Jan-2006, 18:54
Replies: 12
Views: 3,898
Posted By berto
Phone Harry on 0141 333 0996 he will do right by...

Phone Harry on 0141 333 0996 he will do right by you!!!
Forum: 851 / 888 16-Jan-2006, 18:44
Replies: 35
Views: 5,627
Posted By berto
10/10

10/10
Forum: 999 / 749 16-Jan-2006, 18:43
Replies: 40
Views: 7,924
Posted By berto
When did you buy a drink?????:barfy:

When did you buy a drink?????:barfy:
Forum: 999 / 749 15-Jan-2006, 12:37
Replies: 40
Views: 7,924
Posted By berto
Jesus,see the bother you cause....Anyway just buy...

Jesus,see the bother you cause....Anyway just buy the R1 from me I will deliver it foc!!!
Forum: 999 / 749 14-Jan-2006, 13:43
Replies: 40
Views: 7,924
Posted By berto
Martin is not quite right here,As the dealer has...

Martin is not quite right here,As the dealer has already made a claim against the warranty it would be pretty hard for them to now say the warranty is not valid on this bike.And as jesus is not going...
Forum: 999 / 749 14-Jan-2006, 00:31
Replies: 40
Views: 7,924
Posted By berto
I agree with carbon...and as its a 2005 model it...

I agree with carbon...and as its a 2005 model it will still be under warranty and you will be able to purchase a further years warranty from any official Ducati dealer taking it to 3yrs.....Or there...
Forum: 998 / 996 / 916 / 748 10-Jan-2006, 18:47
Replies: 22
Views: 2,650
Posted By berto
Like anyone would listen to you Rich:barfy:

Like anyone would listen to you Rich:barfy:
Forum: Multistrada: Enduro / Pikes Peak / V4 / V2 / 1260 / 1200 / 1100 / 1000 09-Jan-2006, 19:54
Replies: 9
Views: 2,517
Posted By berto
the good the bad and the real ugly:barfy:

the good the bad and the real ugly:barfy:
Forum: 999 / 749 09-Jan-2006, 12:56
Replies: 12
Views: 1,689
Posted By berto
S H E D !!!!

S H E D !!!!
Forum: General Motorcycles only 08-Jan-2006, 01:17
Replies: 4
Views: 1,074
Posted By berto
Genius, almost as funny as listening to Andyb and...

Genius, almost as funny as listening to Andyb and Jpm's Jerez stories......:sing:
Forum: 999 / 749 07-Jan-2006, 19:00
Replies: 18
Views: 2,043
Posted By berto
overweight,overpaid,stupid and tight surely...

overweight,overpaid,stupid and tight surely Andy???
Forum: Multistrada: Enduro / Pikes Peak / V4 / V2 / 1260 / 1200 / 1100 / 1000 07-Jan-2006, 13:04
Replies: 21
Views: 6,072
Posted By berto
:frog: Is it true what they say about dogs and...

:frog: Is it true what they say about dogs and their owners looking alike? and can that be applied to bikes too Giz??
Forum: DesmoDue - General Questions and Chat 04-Jan-2006, 10:41
Replies: 18
Views: 2,048
Posted By berto
Hello Zimbo,I think we met at Donnington last...

Hello Zimbo,I think we met at Donnington last year..good luck!:rodent:
Forum: DesmoDue - General Questions and Chat 04-Jan-2006, 10:40
Replies: 5
Views: 1,125
Posted By berto
Remember to allow for £80+ for a rebuild/new oil

Remember to allow for £80+ for a rebuild/new oil
Forum: General Motorcycles only 02-Jan-2006, 23:47
Replies: 42
Views: 6,646
Posted By berto
Always return to Arai.Trie AGV,Suomy and Shoei...

Always return to Arai.Trie AGV,Suomy and Shoei but fit is always better(for me) and if you have a ten bob heid(unreliableian)get a ten bob helmet
Forum: General Motorcycles only 02-Jan-2006, 23:28
Replies: 13
Views: 2,169
Posted By berto
Turps/petrol no probs

Turps/petrol no probs
Forum: Trackdays & Race Schools 01-Jan-2006, 15:38
Replies: 26
Views: 3,290
Posted By berto
Here is a photo of Fast Andyb on one of our...

Here is a photo of Fast Andyb on one of our night's out in Jerez town.Now you decide f anny magnet or not???:lol:
Forum: Trackdays & Race Schools 31-Dec-2005, 18:39
Replies: 26
Views: 3,290
Posted By berto
:devil: Now that I'd like to see...Is it at...

:devil: Now that I'd like to see...Is it at normal speed or have you fannied it up to look fast???
Forum: Tyres 26-Dec-2005, 22:17
Replies: 40
Views: 10,808
Posted By berto
:roll: You passed me sooo fast I didn't know it...

:roll: You passed me sooo fast I didn't know it had happened..I'm just honoured to have shared the tarmac with you,Andy,Vale and Sete.....My heroes...:burn:
Forum: Tyres 26-Dec-2005, 21:49
Replies: 40
Views: 10,808
Posted By berto
I knew this would happen,,,,,so i got lily to...

I knew this would happen,,,,,so i got lily to time me!!

She had me at a 2' 06" and said if YOU haddnt of got in the way it would of been a 1' 50 something!


How could I get in the way?a fast guy...
Forum: Stolen Bikes 26-Dec-2005, 21:43
Replies: 12
Views: 11,766
Posted By berto
Calm down,calm down

Calm down,calm down
Forum: Tyres 26-Dec-2005, 16:01
Replies: 40
Views: 10,808
Posted By berto
Jon, lily and i were under 2' 10" with...

Jon, lily and i were under 2' 10" with mobile shicanes etc etc.


Oh how we all laughed,Lily toasted you,jon and of course me the mobile Chicane(with a C).How do you get away with making up...
Forum: 999 / 749 26-Dec-2005, 15:50
Replies: 28
Views: 5,139
Posted By berto
I would say that if youre trundling about in it...

I would say that if youre trundling about in it doing the usual day to day stuff then its not going to make a big difference. If youre doing trackdays then maybe it is. Ive just had my full termis...
Forum: General Motorcycles only 21-Dec-2005, 01:01
Replies: 11
Views: 1,375
Posted By berto
:alien: Tight Tight Tight

:alien: Tight Tight Tight
Forum: General Motorcycles only 15-Dec-2005, 23:29
Replies: 9
Views: 1,772
Posted By berto
Didn't you wannabe in that group? Anyway it's...

Didn't you wannabe in that group? Anyway it's your round Andy, Andy?Andy,Where the feck did he go? toilet?again!miserable southern f anny:rodent:
Forum: Monsters 14-Dec-2005, 21:55
Replies: 9
Views: 3,172
Posted By berto
:D Now thats just rubbin it in...I miss the...

:D Now thats just rubbin it in...I miss the lochside...BAAAAAAWWWLLLLLL!!!!!:(
Forum: General Motorcycles only 14-Dec-2005, 21:49
Replies: 9
Views: 1,772
Posted By berto
Just cos you're the fatest,sorry fastest guy in...

Just cos you're the fatest,sorry fastest guy in the diddy group.....:barfy:
Forum: Monsters 13-Dec-2005, 21:30
Replies: 9
Views: 3,172
Posted By berto
How come we can't hibernate??where's that...

How come we can't hibernate??where's that evo-stick!Ahhhh:sniff:
Forum: Monsters 13-Dec-2005, 21:28
Replies: 4
Views: 2,189
Posted By berto
:rodent: Wouldn't have thought so..What make is...

:rodent: Wouldn't have thought so..What make is it.take it off and start again.
Forum: General Motorcycles only 13-Dec-2005, 21:22
Replies: 9
Views: 1,772
Posted By berto
Ta Rich...seems so long ago ...roll on next...

Ta Rich...seems so long ago ...roll on next year...:burn:
Forum: 999 / 749 12-Dec-2005, 23:11
Replies: 17
Views: 2,735
Posted By berto
When we did Almeria in Feb the hailstones were...

When we did Almeria in Feb the hailstones were the size of golf balls (just like Knockhill in July)...Feckin freezin...Jerez October totally sweet(apart from lily's pants bbrrrrr just had a shiver...
Forum: Monsters 11-Dec-2005, 20:02
Replies: 9
Views: 3,172
Posted By berto
I really do

I really do
Forum: Monsters 11-Dec-2005, 20:01
Replies: 9
Views: 3,172
Posted By berto
Winter blues

I miss the summer
Forum: Monsters 11-Dec-2005, 20:00
Replies: 14
Views: 4,491
Posted By berto
here Blue though

here Blue though
Forum: Trackdays & Race Schools 08-Dec-2005, 12:58
Replies: 14
Views: 2,057
Posted By berto
Jerez again...The town/girlies are much nicer...

Jerez again...The town/girlies are much nicer Almeria was a laugh but I would not rush back
Forum: General Motorcycles only 05-Dec-2005, 21:43
Replies: 31
Views: 4,312
Posted By berto
:o Her name was Susan and she ble..........Oh...

:o Her name was Susan and she ble..........Oh sorry picked up on the title of this wrong
Forum: General Motorcycles only 05-Dec-2005, 21:37
Replies: 4
Views: 1,184
Posted By berto
New Autoglym deep shine polish is bang on...

New Autoglym deep shine polish is bang on...
Forum: 999 / 749 04-Dec-2005, 18:21
Replies: 9
Views: 1,417
Posted By berto
??WHY,you can programme it to only work at max...

??WHY,you can programme it to only work at max revs or whatever you want so it wouldn't work at normal road revs...
Forum: Technical - Help or Info - NON Motorcycle 04-Dec-2005, 18:15
Replies: 6
Views: 6,540
Posted By berto
Just use Currys/comet etc the prices arn't low...

Just use Currys/comet etc the prices arn't low enough to justify I-net IMHO of course
Forum: Ducati Insurance - Questions and Answers! 03-Dec-2005, 19:57
Replies: 27
Views: 6,563
Posted By berto
Call Ducati insurance back and ask to speak to...

Call Ducati insurance back and ask to speak to Liz or Hayley....
Forum: 999 / 749 03-Dec-2005, 19:35
Replies: 9
Views: 1,417
Posted By berto
quickshifters are bang on...get one...

quickshifters are bang on...get one...
Forum: 999 / 749 03-Dec-2005, 12:59
Replies: 14
Views: 1,560
Posted By berto
Did you get them??

Did you get them??
Forum: 999 / 749 02-Dec-2005, 00:33
Replies: 13
Views: 2,232
Posted By berto
You gotta remember I ain't as old as you,,,wtf...

You gotta remember I ain't as old as you,,,wtf are you on aboot
Forum: 999 / 749 02-Dec-2005, 00:27
Replies: 13
Views: 2,232
Posted By berto
Nope

Nope
Forum: 999 / 749 02-Dec-2005, 00:00
Replies: 13
Views: 2,232
Posted By berto
Criptic!:puzzled:

Criptic!:puzzled:
Forum: 999 / 749 01-Dec-2005, 23:18
Replies: 13
Views: 2,232
Posted By berto
I would go for a pc111 as well............... ...

I would go for a pc111 as well...............
Aye and a king size mars bar
Forum: Tyres 28-Nov-2005, 23:35
Replies: 24
Views: 5,918
Posted By berto
;) my delicate 16 stonnes on them! Have you...

;) my delicate 16 stonnes on them! Have you had your jaw wired then????
Forum: 998 / 996 / 916 / 748 28-Nov-2005, 02:20
Replies: 47
Views: 10,208
Posted By berto
couple o total fannies right enough!

couple o total fannies right enough!
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