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Old 08-Mar-2009, 20:45
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Originally Posted by Banus
somebody might mention this to the journalist who did a test on a 696 for MCN and complained of a clunky gear change !

Lazy journalists have got a bunch of wordprocessor macros that were programmed by the very first MCN journo to test a Ducati back in the late 80's.

They are:

Ctrl E: "Of course you have to reckon on replacing all of the apalling Italian electrics in case the bike doesn't start or, worse, they go up in smoke"

Ctrl C: "You'll need to get a gym subscription and man up before you'll be able to deal with the appallingly heavy clutch"

Ctrl G: "A hefty boot is required to clunk through the notchy gearbox"

Ctrl H: "The handling is planted once the bike is on it's side but it'll need a big shove to get it to turn in"

Ctrl L: "The lock is non-existant"

Ther are many more, but the upshot is that all journo has to do is hit a bunch of macros to write the road test....you din't think they actually rode the bike do you


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