"having the snip was easy, dealing with bollox this big is the problem!!!"
"has anyone seen my race pace?; it was only small, about this size, but I've not seen it for a few years!!! "
"...I would have won the race, but a small dog, ran out in front of me"
"You said I needed bigger balls, I've had the opp, my gonads are now the size of goldfish bowls, but I'm still slow as shite!!!"