Hey Mr Adhesive,
I noticed your hands were stuck in your pockets when I was trawling the many bars looking for you to buy me a pint!
You should have seen me on friday, death warmed up or wot!
Pity I missed you, it might have helped me sleep with all the snoring going on in our cabin I had to wear my earplugs to nod off.
Still trying to catch up on sleep which was the only thing on the holiday I missed
See you soon as you owe me for having to listen to that CD of yours again and again and again ...............