I must have missed that thread. DISTURBING.
I wonder if they consider our obsession with Ducatis as strange?
Found this on ebay. They're for a CBR but they look trick and would possibly adapt.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...sPageName=WDVW Digressing, this may amuse you. (turn up the speakers)
http://www.philipcrammond.com/david/ 
[Edited on 7-1-2005 by chrisw]