What?
You mean none of you are willing to pay £3,999 for D1 JKC?
Yup, that's right...Three Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety Nine Pounds...it's
here on e-Bay Apparently, the seller thinks that closing up the 1 and the J then putting a dodgy black bolt in the middle of the C makes it spell DUKE
Where's Dibble to say Oh Dear, Oh Dear, Oh Dear when you need him?