| God may ride an ST4s
Well, he might.. becasue a collegue of mine has his ST4s stolen from outside of his flat in Canary Wharf at the weekend by some lowdown Mo Fo. Guy was distraut - I'd been trying to get him to come to TA3 on it... anyway, bike has Datatool fitted and this works as it should. Didn't know if he was going to buy another bike at the beginning of the week or not and just as I was about to post a message here, in he sprints into the office and says the Police have found it in the back of a van.
Conversation goes a little like this:-
'Afternoon sir. Is this you van?'
'Yes mate. Well no, I'm borrowing it off a mates mates mate'.
'May I trouble sir to hopen the back?'
'Err... yeeesss... I suppose so.'
'Well, well, sir! Look at that - a lovely red ST4s with 1,500 miles on the clock.'
'Never seen it before in my life. Don't know how it got there.. I've been fitted up.. this isn't my van'
'You're ***king nicked me old beauty!'
So, bloke has been arrested and the bike recovered. Not sure of the damage yet (if any) and won't get it back until it's been checked for finger prints (bikes don't have 'em).
Clearly the main man upstairs rides an ST4s....
Any bets on what the driver of the van will get?  |