The good people of Maine have a different view on these things - in Fahrenheit of course!
60 above zero New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.... People in Maine plant gardens.
50 above zero Californians shiver uncontrollably....... People in Maine sunbathe.
40 above Italian cars won't start..... People in Maine drive with the windows down.
32 above Distilled water freezes..... Moosehead Lak's water gets thicker (for non-Mainers, this is a lake in Maine)
20 above Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats..... People in Maine throw on a sweatshirt.
15 above New York landlords finally turn up the heat.... People in Maine have the last cook-out before it gets cold.
zero degrees People in Miami cease to exist.... Mainers lick the flagpole.
-20 below Californians fly away to Mexico.... People in Maine get out their winter coats.
-40 below Hollywood disintergrates..... The girl scouts in Maine begin selling cookies door to door.
-60 below Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica Maine's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
-80 below Mt. St. Helen's freezes... People in Maine to ice skating or skiing.
-100 below Santa Claus abandons the North Pole..... Maine-iacs get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-297 below Microbial life survives on dairy products.... Cows in Maine complain of farmers with cold hands.
-460 below ALL atomic motion stops..... People in Maine start saying..."Cold 'nuff for ya?"
-500 below Hell freezes over...... The New England Patriots win the Super Bowl!