Ducati Sporting Club UK > Model Specific - Discussion, Technical Problems and Help > 998 / 996 / 916 / 748 > Bike "fallen" over

[Bionicle]

My Girlfriend knocked my ride over, Damage was slight,

Body work was a little scratched but nothing serious, however she was leaking a bit but that was soon stopped with liberal use of a Kleenex tissue.

The superficial body damage, although not serious did ruin the looks, but nothing a bit of makeup could not fix.

was denied the chance to ride that weekend, but the sun was shining so I took my girlfriend for a few hundred kilometres jaunt and left the ride at home repairing the damage.

( no offence intended to female members of the forum. )

Sorry about the bike, hope you get the damage sorted and put in a few more 15 mile rides before the summer ends.

And its the last time I ask my other half to hold my bike up while I check the oil level

[marksduc748]

Originally posted by Bionicle
My Girlfriend knocked my ride over, Damage was slight,

Body work was a little scratched but nothing serious, however she was leaking a bit but that was soon stopped with liberal use of a Kleenex tissue.

The superficial body damage, although not serious did ruin the looks, but nothing a bit of makeup could not fix.


are you talking about your bike or your girlfriend????

[stephen hall]

I have a service which might be of use to you...the bitch can be collected from any said point in the U.K. taken to a place of retribution [ black hood over head ] introduced to one bassball bat and instucted on the errors of her ways! the service includes carcass removal and the event takes place well clear of prying eyes and out of earshot the usual cost would be £100 sterling but in this case ...NO CHARGE!

[dickieducati]

Originally posted by stephen hall
I have a service which might be of use to you...the bitch can be collected from any said point in the U.K. taken to a place of retribution [ black hood over head ] introduced to one bassball bat and instucted on the errors of her ways! the service includes carcass removal and the event takes place well clear of prying eyes and out of earshot the usual cost would be £100 sterling but in this case ...NO CHARGE!

harsh........................but fair.