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Old 26-Aug-2006, 00:03
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Pirelli.

What else?

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...you did ask!

I won't go through all the grammatical mistakes though
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Old 26-Aug-2006, 00:35
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Kyle, you're clearly as ****ed as I am.

I actually wrote "ass ****ed" but if you were ass ****ed you'd be dead, because the rectum absorbs alcohol so greedily that you'd die from alcohol poisoning. Don't ask why I know that.

Anyway, what was I going to say?

Oh yeah, I stopped my car at a pub, asked an old couple in a posh voice to come over. Then was surprised at how posh their voices were.

Undaunted, I pulled out a map and asked them where Flamp Freath was?

"Oh I don't know" they haughtily replied........

It's near Antelope Scrape I countered as my friends were trying not to p1ss themselves laughing in the passenger seats...then I just floored it, leaving their confused old grills in the dust of my V6.

Mwahahahahaha!

P.S: Domski, you're too fackin' smart fer yer own good.
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Old 26-Aug-2006, 00:37
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She's not home yet then?

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Old 26-Aug-2006, 00:39
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She's not home yet then?



who's that your mum dom


Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag gggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Old 26-Aug-2006, 00:42
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Kyle, you're clearly as ****ed as I am.

I actually wrote "ass ****ed" but if you were ass ****ed you'd be dead, because the rectum absorbs alcohol so greedily that you'd die from alcohol poisoning. Don't ask why I know that.

Anyway, what was I going to say?

Oh yeah, I stopped my car at a pub, asked an old couple in a posh voice to come over. Then was surprised at how posh their voices were.

Undaunted, I pulled out a map and asked them where Flamp Freath was?

"Oh I don't know" they haughtily replied........

It's near Antelope Scrape I countered as my friends were trying not to p1ss themselves laughing in the passenger seats...then I just floored it, leaving their confused old grills in the dust of my V6.

Mwahahahahaha!

P.S: Domski, you're too fackin' smart fer yer own good.


you need help

LOL
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Old 26-Aug-2006, 00:43
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who's that your mum dom


Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag gggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I refer the Right Honourable Gentleman to the answer I gave some moments ago...



BOOM BOOM!!!

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Old 26-Aug-2006, 00:46
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I refer the Right Honourable Gentleman to the answer I gave some moments ago...



BOOM BOOM!!!


TOP NOTCH

LOL LOL LOL
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