If anyone's interested,I've got a huge stockpile of rounded off/rusted/milky coloured bolts and fasteners that would make fashionable Ducatisti just faint at your post ironic-ironic-irony. Just imagine at a bike meet - a crowd is drawn to your totally mint Ducati, it's beautiful lines dripping with carbon and bling. But wait! admiration turns to revulsion at the jarring realisation on closer inspection that the bolts are all shite. Only those 'in the know' will know that these are Bologna bolts. GSX-R owners (God bless-em) will not understand why you havent changed them for purple anodised ones. And the general public will think it's just a nice red bike but a bit noisy though.
£50 a tub.