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[andyb]

So why do all you chubbys up north have a two year less life expectancy than us athletes down sarf?........according to the news

[Ains.]

It's a fallacy, we just live life quicker, and don't spend so much of it in traffic queues. )

Ains.

[philthy]

It's all the s*x, it shortens your life you know.

[Ray]

Yorkshire.........................No 1 for fat blokes according to the news..........result!

Shorter life expectancy? thats right, its grim oop North, you boys stay where you are darn sarf, and leave the stuff like over drinking, over eating, underexercising in the Gym, over exercising in the bedroom, and riding like loons on the road to us



got to go, the pie van is on its way round


Yum, Yum, PIE

Ray.

[MARTIN H]

Aye 2 years less But the quality of life up here makes up for it

Wouldnt want to live anywhere else in the UK.

[Ains.]

Originally Posted by MARTIN H

Wouldnt want to live anywhere else in the UK.

You are soooooo right there Mart'.

We moved back up north in 1988, it was a rat race back then and the rats were winning. :big grin:

Ains.