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[domski]

The best bit is that I hardly had to edit it

[Otei]

I was going to ask Timotei to sponsor me once...but then I considered the sales pitch that I'd have to punt to these clearly tree huggingly nature obsessed dudes.

"Dear Sir,

I'd like some of your hair washy type dollars in order to continue my passion for emitting copious quantities of unburnt hydrocarbons. The type of hydrocarbons that will cause asthma, and other seriously debilitating illnesses in your young and cherished offspring"

"Ummmm, wait, I don't think that came out quite right"


"Yes, Mr Pritchard, a bit like you!"

Hey Dom, I used to spell Definite "Definate" until I got a dictionary.

[domski]

Originally Posted by Otei

Hey Dom, I used to spell Definite "Definate" until I got a dictionary.

That's why we're differint.

Anyway, you wanna run a spell checker over your Donington race report before pikking me up on my spellling.

[Otei]

Pirelli.

What else?

[Otei]

Haven't you re-read it yet?...C'mon!!!

[Otei]

I think I'll get another beer.

Hooray.

[hawk]

bellends

[domski]

I just printed it off for my brother, but as he's proper educated like, he wouldn't have understood half of it.

Thanks to the power of Microsoft though, I made it more righter.

[domski]

Originally Posted by hawk

bellends

Eggzackly!!

It should read "Bell ends"

[hawk]

Originally Posted by domski

Eggzackly!!

It should read "Bell ends"

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