This is my first post, although I have been a member of the DSC for about 18 months. I have a 94MY Strada, hopefully pictures to follow (it's taken me 12 months to get this far). I came to Ducatis after a succession of Japanese multis, and what a change its been. I love this bike to bits and would not sell her for the world. She certainly is an on going project!.
For example, when visiting a friends house you shouldn't pick your nose and then wipe your finger on the curtains while his wife is in the room.
A Gentleman always waits until she leaves the room to make him a cup of tea, before deftly sliding the appropriate finger down the side of his chair and removing the offending matter by twirling his finger around on the carpet.