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[jeff st4s]

Originally Posted by Gaz 748

Looks like rain on Sunday

Should I wear my Dainese trousers, their the tightest

Some tight shiney PVC with a sock or cod piece down the front (black adder stylie).
Remember it's the butt that is being checked as well, maybe 2 small pillows, one for each cheek to give you the Linford Christie muscularity.

[doogalman]

No! Spare us that.

[Gaz 748]

To quote two pop/rock acts

AC/DC "Shot down in flames"

Kylie "I should be so lucky"

[doogalman]

Here you go gaz, we can play this while you strut yer stuff....
http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Lil...a-Bum-Bum.html

[Gaz 748]

It`s too tight to shake

Do you think I should squat by the side of my bike like Rossi

[jeff st4s]

Saturday night fever music blasting away in the background and a gold medallion bouncing around in his fake chestwig.

[jeff st4s]

Originally Posted by Gaz 748

Do you think I should squat by the side of my bike like Rossi

Shouldn't you do any squatting in the boys room if you've not been since you've set off from home.

[749er]

Originally Posted by jeff st4s

Saturday night fever music blasting away in the background and a gold medallion bouncing around in his fake chestwig.

I think he should dip into a bit of Rod......

"If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on baby let me know!"

do Dianese do a leopardskin pattern?



oh dear....I hope we have not scared Miss Italy away?

[doogalman]

I'm sure Valentina does not wish to hear all this of Gaz. She should be allowed to make her own assumptions.

[jeff st4s]

Originally Posted by 749er

I think he should dip a bit of Rod......