I'm going the opposite route. I started with one perfectly clean, shiny Ducati and I'm doing my best to replace all it's shiny bits with skanky old parts from eBay to fix crash damage.
There should be a competition for 'slut bikes' except that Desmondo has beaten me to it...wait a moment though...board names aside we're both J. Martin...I wonder if having the same initial and surname and well used bikes means we're related?
:"Jools, when you've turned it into a rat bike I'll have it"
Jools:"Feck off, feck off, feck off, feck off"