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Old 10-Mar-2009, 14:47
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This woman came up to me and asked for a perfect example of a double entendre.....so I gave her one!


The Patent Jools Mood Meter -Today I am:


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Old 10-Mar-2009, 16:03
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I think your mood monitor need to move up a couple of steps


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Old 10-Mar-2009, 17:15
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A Priest books into a hotel and says to the blonde receptionist, 'I hope
the porn channel in my room is disabled.'

'No,' she says, 'it's just normal porn....you sick *******.'
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Old 10-Mar-2009, 19:15
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ok, here we go with dreadfully old one liners

guy walked into a bar............ ouch, it was an iron bar. (thanks to Tommy Coooper)

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Old 11-Mar-2009, 14:44
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Dont give up your day job Jools !!!
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Old 11-Mar-2009, 18:15
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This dislexic guy walks into a bra.....
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