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Still needs to be clean and of value to the club.
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10-Mar-2009, 14:47
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Tuesday one liner
This woman came up to me and asked for a perfect example of a double entendre.....so I gave her one!
The Patent Jools Mood Meter -Today I am:
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10-Mar-2009, 16:03
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I think your mood monitor need to move up a couple of steps
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10-Mar-2009, 17:15
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the porn channel in my room is disabled.'
'No,' she says, 'it's just normal porn....you sick *******.'
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10-Mar-2009, 19:15
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ok, here we go with dreadfully old one liners
guy walked into a bar............ ouch, it was an iron bar. (thanks to Tommy Coooper)
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11-Mar-2009, 14:44
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Dont give up your day job Jools !!!
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11-Mar-2009, 18:15
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This dislexic guy walks into a bra.....
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