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Old 15-Feb-2011, 10:46
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Illegal immegrants a non-PC idea!

The British Solution to Save Petrol

(Would be alright for Australia & New Zealand too)
Cameron/Cegg wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use......
The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The price of petrol would come down.....
Bring our troops home from Afghanistan to guard the Channel....
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Afghanistan ....
Tell him if he wants to come to Britain then he must serve a tour in the military....
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident..... ..
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Afghanistan and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ......
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Afghanistan anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....
Problem solved.....
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Old 15-Feb-2011, 11:03
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who'd wash our cars...

who'd tend our toilets...

who'd wait on our tables...

who'd support the NHS with cheap labour...

who'd clean our schools...

here's a better idea; why not deport all the scroungers who dont want to work instead; cut the tax bill, cut pollution as you'd have more the 3m homes empty...cut crime as there's less an issue with haves and have nots....
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Old 15-Feb-2011, 12:27
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have a word with yourselves lads?
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Old 15-Feb-2011, 13:45
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Deport everyone south of Warrington so us proper bikers up north have the all the roads to ourselves.
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Old 15-Feb-2011, 15:11
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Deport everyone south of Warrington so us proper bikers up north have the all the roads to ourselves.

riding a bike north of warrington you have the road to yourself anyway
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Old 15-Feb-2011, 15:35
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wrong Bradders, so wrong.

Mr Ilkley, pie eater and transporter, has a horse and cart Wigan way.
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Old 15-Feb-2011, 17:33
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Old 15-Feb-2011, 17:43
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No way riding a bike north of Warrington, I had freinds that did that and they were never seen again.


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Old 15-Feb-2011, 18:11
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Deport everyone south of Warrington so us proper bikers up north have the all the roads to ourselves.

Greta idea
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Old 15-Feb-2011, 20:13
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wrong Bradders, so wrong.

Mr Ilkley, pie eater and transporter, has a horse and cart Wigan way.

DOH!! And I only saw it last week in Altrincham!!
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