Ducati Sporting Club UK > Model Specific - Discussion, Technical Problems and Help > 999 / 749 > Well, here goes...............

[andyb]

whats in the box.....................?

[antonye]

Looking very nice Andy, but ffs give those axle stands a coat of paint while you're at it!!

[madmav]

Originally posted by antonye
Looking very nice Andy, but ffs give those axle stands a coat of paint while you're at it!!

Not the 1968 Cortina Axle stands

[Edited on 17-2-2006 by madmav]

[JPM]

That'll be the s/arm.... I recognise that box!

[madmav]

Did you LOG it all in your Pocket book andy?
when you dismantled it

No room left now for the crim's

[Real McCoy]

Have you gone and bought a new style swinger after all the greif you gave me when i did mine ....Why didnt you just buy an 04

[andyb]

Yes i know.............one minute i was in the shop looking, next minute i was buying things throwing caution to the wind! I think i was hypnotised!!

[Jools]

Originally posted by madmav
Did you LOG it all in your Pocket book andy?
when you dismantled it

No room left now for the crim's

I wuz turnin' the spanner in an anticlockwise direction at 21:30 hours when the nut decided to spring orf and bounce orf the garage floor in a northerly direction. Me and my sarge gave chase but the nut disappeared under the workbench and could not be traced. We called in the dog team and after a short search we found the offender crouching underneath a pile of oil stained j-cloths. We immediately apprehended the suspect and put it in a high security jam jar on the shelf waitng to be torqued into surrender

[andyb]

The spanner turned in a deliberate anticlockwise direction at 21:30 hours. It would not stop resisting! when the nut decided to spring orf and bounce orf the garage floor in a northerly direction, i had to strike out several times with my Baton, and then spray it with pepper spray. Me and my sarge conspired and the nut disappeared under the workbench and no evidence could be traced. We called in the dog team and after a free bite, we found the offender crouching underneath a pile of blood stained j-cloths. We immediately apprehended the suspect who's continual resistance forced us to put it in a high security sleeping bag on the shelf waiting to be torqued into surrender.

His reply to caution was, corse i did it Guv, and i dont want to complain either...he duly signed my PNB to this effect.

[pedro]

thats just like mine:P