God may ride an ST4s

Harry S · 20-Aug-2004, 21:07

Well, he might.. becasue a collegue of mine has his ST4s stolen from outside of his flat in Canary Wharf at the weekend by some lowdown Mo Fo. Guy was distraut - I'd been trying to get him to come to TA3 on it... anyway, bike has Datatool fitted and this works as it should. Didn't know if he was going to buy another bike at the beginning of the week or not and just as I was about to post a message here, in he sprints into the office and says the Police have found it in the back of a van.

Conversation goes a little like this:-

'Afternoon sir. Is this you van?'
'Yes mate. Well no, I'm borrowing it off a mates mates mate'.
'May I trouble sir to hopen the back?'
'Err... yeeesss... I suppose so.'
'Well, well, sir! Look at that - a lovely red ST4s with 1,500 miles on the clock.'
'Never seen it before in my life. Don't know how it got there.. I've been fitted up.. this isn't my van'
'You're ***king nicked me old beauty!'

So, bloke has been arrested and the bike recovered. Not sure of the damage yet (if any) and won't get it back until it's been checked for finger prints (bikes don't have 'em).
Clearly the main man upstairs rides an ST4s....

Any bets on what the driver of the van will get?

Triple Nine · 20-Aug-2004, 21:47

Great result.

Probably a slap on the wrist

Loz · 20-Aug-2004, 21:51

Quote:

Originally posted by Harry S ....

Any bets on what the driver of the van will get?

Depends - was the van driver speeding? If so, they'll throw the book at him.

marksduc748 · 20-Aug-2004, 22:14

they will finger print it but might not be able to retrieve any prints with it being out doors. best thing to do is turn up on his court date and get his address then nip round and stick his testicals in a G clamp till his head pops with presure

glad his got it back just hope minimum damage.

TP · 20-Aug-2004, 23:38

Was there a tinted visor in the van - if so he'll be STUFFED!!

webbyc · 21-Aug-2004, 08:09

What exhausts were fitted to the ST4 - if they're termis, your mate will probably get knicked instead!!!!

Henners · 21-Aug-2004, 09:19

There you go Harry and Chris - just when you were starting to show appreciation for the good work of the Police

rcgbob44 · 03-Sep-2004, 19:23

I bet he gets of, given a council house and £450 a week doll money, oops sorry, that illeagal imigrants, silly me.

Why not get his details and pay somebody to visit him and confirm that he has several broken bones!!

marksduc748 · 04-Sep-2004, 20:42

yeah like me!!

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20-Aug-2004, 21:47	#2
Triple Nine Registered Forum User 500SD Posts: 819 Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Hampshire Mood: Very happy with the Multi Great result. Probably a slap on the wrist Reply

20-Aug-2004, 23:38	#5
TP Registered Forum User MotoGP God Posts: 15,644 Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Swansea Mood: 749 racebike MGP Was there a tinted visor in the van - if so he'll be STUFFED!! Reply

21-Aug-2004, 08:09	#6
webbyc Registered Forum User Ducati Corse Posts: 3,087 Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Ashtead, Surrey Mood: www.suzukisportingclub.com the only place to be What exhausts were fitted to the ST4 - if they're termis, your mate will probably get knicked instead!!!! Reply

21-Aug-2004, 09:19	#7
Henners Registered Forum User Ducati Corse Posts: 3,338 Join Date: May 2002 There you go Harry and Chris - just when you were starting to show appreciation for the good work of the Police Reply

04-Sep-2004, 20:42	#9
marksduc748 Registered Forum User GTL Posts: 410 Join Date: Mar 2004 Mood: me in a mood? NEVER! yeah like me!! Reply