Ducati Sporting Club UK > Model Specific - Discussion, Technical Problems and Help > General Motorcycles only > Northern mans life expectancy.....

[rcgbob44]

Shorter life oop norf coz there all full of sh*t, next year the government are going to make it compulsory to have a hole in all lavatory seats north of the Thames, this they hope , will cure the life expectancy thing!

In 2008 there going to have colour TV as well.


Best I go and hide!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MARTIN H]

TV? We dont need TV when we have all the best roads to ride and scenery to look at

[Ray]

What good is a TV, we've no electric

Ray.

[Stu748R]

Yer,but you are only legally allowed 98 BHP on the road...............

[851neil]

what's a road then ??
we've got telly in - but it only works if I get the wife to pedal the genset really hard...

[Mr.R]

Originally Posted by MARTIN H

TV? We dont need TV when we have all the best roads to ride and scenery to look at

living in Cornwall, i beg to differ, we have all of the above and a pace of life that's just.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Steve

[MARTIN H]

Originally Posted by Mr.R

living in Cornwall, i beg to differ, we have all of the above and a pace of life that's just.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Steve

Would agree with you re pace of life but definitely not re roads and scenery.

[yorkshire pud]

cant beat strapping me ferret on the 996. and wissing round dales.fat its all the good life.pies tripe hmmmmmmmmmmm.