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mogwai
07-Sep-2004, 19:49
Jools
07-Sep-2004, 20:55
:lol::lol::lol:

:rodent:
bazzer sps
07-Sep-2004, 21:03
Many a true word said in jest:lol:
dave w
07-Sep-2004, 21:17
Thats so funny.... But very true:lol::lol::lol::lol:
Rattler
07-Sep-2004, 21:45
Or.....

http://home.btconnect.com/TimHoward/bentley2.jpg
BDG
07-Sep-2004, 23:43
Top Stuff

Also reminds me of the old advert in Viz at least 10 years ago for

The Satsuma XR4...Its a fanny magnet, you'll have to beat them off with a *****ty stick. plus lots of very funny drivel taking the p!ss out of car ads:lol:
uncle porry
07-Sep-2004, 23:44
:lol: to both of those.....
Rattler
07-Sep-2004, 23:53
Or.....

http://home.btconnect.com/TimHoward/skoda1.jpg
Jasper
08-Sep-2004, 00:04
OR:
Jasper
08-Sep-2004, 00:04
[Edited on 7-9-2004 by Jasper]
Totto
08-Sep-2004, 06:32
Jasper , lay of the Freelander :bouncy:



What the add should say is 'ITs the Biggest pice of C***'
& dont even think of taking it off road cause it will prob fall apart LONG before the first field !


Guess who owns one :(

[Edited on 8-9-2004 by Totto]
mogwai
08-Sep-2004, 08:25
I bet plenty of you have small penis`s and you dont own a Jag,Aston,Porsche or bentley....

So what does that make of you...???


uh...hairdressers ?.
Loz
08-Sep-2004, 09:07
I've said it before and I'll say it again:

A penis is just a 999 substitute.

:smug:
antonye
08-Sep-2004, 10:25
More at http://www.sniffpetrol.com/ if you like that sort of thing.
yeti
08-Sep-2004, 18:17
Originally posted by Loz

A penis is just a 999 substitute.



I would rather have a fanny than a 999!

INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!! :sing:
Jools
08-Sep-2004, 18:21
Yeti, I think you're precisley wrong about that and not nearly right
Mark
08-Sep-2004, 18:28
Originally posted by mogwai


:lol: Funny, alas can't comment if it's true, but funny all the same.

Humour, something some people just don't get. :lol:
mogwai
08-Sep-2004, 19:04
Mogwai, with a line like that, you are most certainly lacking in the manhood dept.....


You would'nt want it on the end of your nose as a wart v....:)
Redruth
10-Sep-2004, 19:01
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Hesitate to comment on this one as it is clearly 'male domain' stuff.

Hesitation over -

Love the adverts. Also,

"Porsche - too small to get laid in but you'll get laid as soon as you get out".

Having said that, I've always agreed with the consensus that sports cars are a penis substitute. I never bother to chat up posh car owners, Cars just don't do it for me, but nice bikes??? Can't help meself. :lol::lol::lol: P:P
andyb
10-Sep-2004, 19:22
You still chatting up blokes then? I must admit reading a thread recently, cant remember which, was of the opinion that men didnt blow your frock up....with respect obviously!!