Barred from B and Q !!!

[HellsBells]

This has been doing the rounds on text messages, but I liked it so much I wanted to share it with you all..... apolgies if you have already heard this !



I have been barred from ALL B&Q stores for life........

Some pillock in orange dungarees walked up to me and asked if I wanted decking.........

So I got the first punch in !!!!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

p.s Thanks to Tart 2 for that one !:D

[nelly]

:sing::sing::sing::lol::lol:

[TP]

Originally posted by HellsBells
This has been doing the rounds on text messages, but I liked it so much I wanted to share it with you all..... apolgies if you have already heard this !



I have been barred from ALL B&Q stores for life........

Some pillock in orange dungarees walked up to me and asked if I wanted decking.........

So I got the first punch in !!!!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

p.s Thanks to Tart 2 for that one !:D

Hope you got a kick in the nads in while he went down!!

Smartar*e!

:D :D

:lol:

[everton]

Like it :lol::lol::lol:

[Mark]

Originally posted by tp-996
[quote][i]

Hope you got a kick in the nads in while he went down!!

Smartar*e!

:D :D

:lol:

:o:o:o Tony, Hells is a Helen! :lol::lol:

[TP]

Originally posted by flanker
Originally posted by tp-996


Hope you got a kick in the nads in while he went down!!

Smartar*e!

:D :D

:lol:

:o:o:o Tony, Hells is a Helen! :lol::lol:

:lol:

Too many Stella's mate?

I know who Helen is, which is why I asked her if she got a kick in the nads in while he went down!

[Edited on 11-11-2004 by tp-996]

[everton]

A case of too many ins methinks. :lol::P

[deej]

ideal !!!!!!!!!!!!! :eureka: ive never been banned form b&q before but theres a first time for everything