Christmas Shopping tips for blokes

[lynn]

Just a little hint, dont suggest you buy a piece of bike kit as your christmas presents to each other unless you intend to secretly back yours up with something small, very expensive and sparkly wrapped in a beautiful box!!!:bouncy::bouncy:

[sbwells]

That's a great idea...

Shame the wife doesn't ride anymore, so I can only go for small expensive things for her. Just means I can buy more expensive crap for the bike.

Any one been through a rear tire on a 749 on the road in 2000 miles????

[TP]

Originally posted by lynn
Just a little hint, dont suggest you buy a piece of bike kit as your christmas presents to each other unless you intend to secretly back yours up with something small, very expensive and sparkly wrapped in a beautiful box!!!:bouncy::bouncy:

Subtle .... very subtle ...

Paul never comes on this board anyway ...

Shall we organise a DSC discount at Tiffany's?

[rockhopper]

I thought going halves on an Autocom system was a cracking idea....:sniff:

[lynn]

:mad:

[kwikbitch]

Oh! I get it!!!! it's subtle hint time....:lol:

Dear Santa, if you are reading this board I would like....
some of those nice stick on indicators for my mirrors because the indicator mirrors are as much use as a ham sandwich at a Veggie picnic...
Oh! AND please may i have some new tyres...and a set of all in one leathers...nothing expensive, perhaps alpine star???
I Love You LOTS Santa...
Lxxxxxxx:saint:

[yeti]

Dear Santa

Can I have the ability to ride like a race god please.........................

***** ***** *** ******** *****

Oh well, how about a fluffy teddy

[NBs996]

Originally posted by kwikbitch

Oh! AND please may i have some new tyres...and a set of all in one leathers...nothing expensive, perhaps alpine star???

Lxxxxxxx:saint:

some nice leathers on fleabay kb....
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=58396&item=5338703851&rd=1

[kwikbitch]

:o:o:o:o

So then Nick......??? What would you be doing looking for Ladies leathers then???:P

[NBs996]

just trying to sort out your crimbo pressie lisa :D

[yeti]

Lynn, got some lovely expensive shiny sparklin full floating Brembo cast discs if you want. Stop you faster than a hooker with a counterfeit fiver!

[yeti]

PS: I tried but my small, expensive but sparkly thingie won't go in the box.....

[yeti]

Maybe if it wasn't so hard?

[yeti]

:sing::sing::sing::sing::sing::sing::sing::sing::s ing::sing::sing::sing::sing::sing::sing::sing::sin g:

[kwikbitch]

For goodness sake...she' only posted a few times! Leave her alone YETI!!!!!!

:P

[kwikbitch]

Originally posted by NBs996
just trying to sort out your crimbo pressie lisa :D

Throw in a set of super corsas , a 748R and I'm yours forever!!!!:lol::P:devil:

[yeti]

:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::r oll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

[yeti]

That DesmoJen had a 748R on Super corsa's at snotty snetters, it didn't half go KB. Reckon you should just sell the old man and the kids and go the whole hog

[kwikbitch]

Stop it you...The love of my life is at work and probably reading this!!!!
:eureka: Do you think we could down grade to a mobile home???:lol::lol:
We could pitch at Mushroom farm and save us some council tax!:lol::lol:
I could get 2, 748's then!:frog:

[yeti]

Doubt it KB, the ground rent at the farm is astronomical. Needs to be to keep me in bikes and hairyplanes.

However...............

We do just happen to have a single owner mobile home already pitched in said farm, hot and cold running water, central heating, windows, a door:sing:

[rcgbob44]

I want liposuction for crimbo!