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NBs996
06-Dec-2004, 19:23
....hate to admit it, but I've been sitting at my desk spanking the monkey all afternoon :o

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/spankmonkey.shtml

it's all in the wrist action!
Redruth
06-Dec-2004, 19:26
I probably shouldn't have looked at that - but Nick, I just couldn't believe YOU'd posted something so outrageous, so I had to check it out.

I don't appear to have the wrist action, b.t.w.
:bouncy::bouncy::bouncy:
fatduke11111
06-Dec-2004, 19:34
294m.p.h.!!!

As a tip go for the face - much higher speeds achieved.

:biaggi:

[Edited on 6-12-2004 by fatduke11111]
electricsheep
06-Dec-2004, 19:37
395 mph
NBs996
06-Dec-2004, 19:38
that's pretty impressive... my best spank was 296mph
fatduke11111
06-Dec-2004, 19:44
ES - 'you on drugs, or are you taking a run-up at it?!?!?!

395 excellent score...
Eamonn
06-Dec-2004, 19:45
Go to Control Panel, maximise the cursor speed of your mouse and then give it a go !

Alternatively use a touch-pad mouse on a laptop...... 404 mph so far.

[Edited on 6-12-2004 by Eamonn]
TP
06-Dec-2004, 19:48
Hrmmm my touchpad mouse isn't working that well ...

I've tried the little mouse nib thingy in the middle of keyboard as well - useless.
Chris ST4
06-Dec-2004, 19:51
Got up to 323, but think I may have broken something...:lol:
nelly
06-Dec-2004, 20:36
Too much practice......................I just spanked me monkey at 497mph :cool::frog:
HellsBells
06-Dec-2004, 20:37
Originally posted by Eamonn
Go to Control Panel, maximise the cursor speed of your mouse and then give it a go !

Alternatively use a touch-pad mouse on a laptop...... 404 mph so far.

[Edited on 6-12-2004 by Eamonn]


Ditto.... 404 mph.... cool music too... not bad for a gurl !!!!
Mark
06-Dec-2004, 20:44
415mph :smug:
Mark
06-Dec-2004, 20:45
mind you, the mouse kept going when my hand stopped!
Glyn
06-Dec-2004, 20:45
422mph
expert or what
Mark
06-Dec-2004, 20:55
whose the DADDY 696 miles per wrist hour slap that monkey baby!
Mark
06-Dec-2004, 21:00
make that 700 now!
dave w
06-Dec-2004, 21:41
Mark you big spanker :lol::P
Mark
06-Dec-2004, 21:42
well, i don't want to brag!

Howz u stranger?
NBs996
06-Dec-2004, 21:47
flanker, you're gonna go blind at this rate!!
Mark
06-Dec-2004, 21:48
worn the hairs off my palm....
Red Steve
07-Dec-2004, 00:04
434mph.....but my hands numb now
kwikbitch
07-Dec-2004, 20:02
only managed 296 mph.....

Must have a slow hand;)
ScottyB
07-Dec-2004, 20:29
It's not the speed that counts Lisa it's your technique:frog:

Soz could not resist it....:saint:

Regards

ScottyB
Glyn
07-Dec-2004, 22:23
sweet lord thats a damn quick slap:devil:
kwikbitch
07-Dec-2004, 23:36
Slow is good then...he didn't complain...:P

The monkey I mean!;););)
ScottyB
08-Dec-2004, 09:01
:lol:
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08-Dec-2004, 10:03
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