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chicken
15-Dec-2004, 19:31
I'm picking up on weeksy's suggestion about Desmodue updates. If some other racers want to start their own diaries it could make for some quite interesting reading, especially for the 'blow by blow' race commentary;

racer A: approaching XX corner, I saw racer B had braked too early, leaving a small gap, so I dropped a cog and slid my backend down his inside. I wish I could have seen the look on his face!

racer B: with only half a lap to go, and with the race leader too far ahead for me to catch, I decided to take it easy and save my energy for the second race. Out of nowhere, racer A dives up my inside (scraping his cans in the process and nearly high-siding). It was a particularly ballsy move considering I had already lapped him earlier in the race.....:sing:

Anyway, here's my story so far........

From being an interested reader a week ago, I'm now moving full throttle to becoming a Desmodue 2005 racer. What has happened in the last 7 days?

Firstly, my annual bonus has just been paid into my account. Those of you that work in the City know that these usually get paid in February/March once the books have been closed and audited. I had assumed my new employer would do the same so this has massively helped my cashflow situation.
Before the begging letters come out, I should say that I'm not particularly well paid by City standards - less Gordon Gecko, more Gordon the Gopher. Even so, I've got enough to set aside for a Desmodue season now!

Secondly, lunch today with Antonye and TP-996. Every issue I had was immediately countered with a response that (at the time) made perfect sense.
"My wife hates the idea of me racing" = "it's a lot safer than a trackday"
"How can I justify 3 bikes to the wife" = "it looks just like your other one, she won't notice"
"I don't have enough room for 3 bikes" = "I have a spare garage that I'm not using"
After about 3 minutes of intense peer group pressure I caved in and decided to go for it.

Back at my desk and I'm furiously searching the usual websites and papers for cheap monsters. A good point that Antonye raises is that riders should try a monster first before committing as the riding position is very different to the sportsbikes that most of us are used to. I commute on a bandit so I figure it's not going to be too much of a problem.

Besides, Ducati have made about a bazillion monsters compared to 23 600SS - how hard can it be to get a cheap monster? I figure I'll have one by the time I go home.....

....2 hours later and I haven't found anything decent under £2k. I want to make the breakers a last resort as I may use it to replace the bandit as the daily hack. I'm pretty despondent - shopping bores me and I try to buy anything within 2 hours (I've bought houses in less time than this...). This might just take longer than I thought.

Note to self - also have to get ACU licence - maybe I can get that done by the end of tomorrow...

Mark
15-Dec-2004, 19:33
:o:o slid my backend down his inside. I wish I could have seen the look on his face!
:o:o

This is a family web site my dear chap! :frog:

FiscusFish
15-Dec-2004, 19:51
Originally posted by chicken

Besides, Ducati have made about a bazillion monsters compared to 23 600SS

756 SS's to 1060 Monsters so keep your options open...

Darren
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chicken
15-Dec-2004, 20:51
Originally posted by flanker

This is a family web site my dear chap! :frog:

I was waiting to see how long it would take for someone to spot this! Flanker takes the Finbar Saunders award!

Darren - watch this space......

dickieducati
16-Dec-2004, 00:28
chi, good to see your getting involved.

does mean i'll be another place down the order though i guess:mad:

chicken
16-Dec-2004, 09:17
Originally posted by dickieducati
does mean i'll be another place down the order though i guess:mad:

or another person to put behind you - the glass is half full!
Hope you escaped the bloodbath at your place today Dickie.

chicken
16-Dec-2004, 09:43
thanks Weeksy!

What's a "braking point"?:o

ali
16-Dec-2004, 10:25
Good to have you on board chi.:D Given your natural weight advantage I suggest a diet of deep-fried mars bars and haagen-daaz to give the rest of us a chance......:frog:

antonye
16-Dec-2004, 10:26
Originally posted by chicken
What's a "braking point"?:o

The time when the Bank Manager gets you into his office and tells you that if you don't stop spending money, he'll break you.

Mark
16-Dec-2004, 11:15
Or the point where ya arse, head, knees and toes head towards a pile of straw and a gravel trap.....

chicken
23-Dec-2004, 10:41
Well, it's taken me a week, but I've finally got me a bike!

I gave up on monsters after the second day. Although they are plentiful, the well looked after ones were too expensive and the cheap ones were too iffy - I guess the problem lies in the monster being a reasonably credible commuter.

On the other hand, any 600SS still in one piece is likely to have been fairly well looked after and kept as a weekend toy. This was certainly true of the first one that I saw - less than 5,000 miles and exceptionally tidy. 20 minutes of cleaning and it would have looked brand new. It came with a spare carbon can and the right fork leg even had the bracket for an extra caliper. Unfortunately, the guy would not move on his asking price of £2,250. As impulsive as I usually am, I couldn't force myself to pay this much over the market price - there is an army of 900SS out there for 2.5k, and even phil_h's 98FE is only up for £2,750.

Two days later and I was looking at another 600SS. It is the same one that Iconic944ss spotted on Gumtree.com (cheers Frank - please come to London and claim your free beer!). The seller said that a car had knocked over the bike and cracked the right pairing panel. Since my plan is to ride the bike nekkid (all teed up for you Flanker!), this meant £200 off the asking price without even trying - hooray for me!

Thoughts now move to what reasonably priced mods to do. I want to do this on a shoe-string budget for 2 reasons; I can blame the bike if I come last, and (more importantly) I'm tight. So this means no big-bore kits, no dual front brake, and no ohlins suspension (although I will do something here - I'm not totally stupid!). Most everything I do will be to get the bike as close to the minimum weight limit as possible - 150kg doesn't sound like there's much scope to do anything. I'll have to check the Haynes manual tonight to see how much I can get rid of.

I should also add that with the addition of this and Madmav's Yamaha, I'll probably be getting rid of the bandit soon. So if anyone's in the market for an ultra-reliable commuter with low mileage....

Iconic944ss
23-Dec-2004, 12:53
Nice one Chi - dont worry about getting the beers in, I seriously hope to be able to buy you one after the first race!

There were some 900ss steering dampers on the Dreaded Ebay for £99 and I'm sure it was the same peeps (BFM) that I bought the same (Toby) item from - lets have a mootch....

No well - cant find em...but their tyres are a good price anyway:

http://www.bfmmotorcycles.co.uk/

I'd also have to go the 'cheap as chips' route marra, which for me would be through check over - good tyres and breaks - K&N filter & dynojet - some dyno time and with any weight saving mods, thats all I'm be tempted to go with really.

I await your next entry (pardon the pun) :D

Frank

dickieducati
23-Dec-2004, 13:14
chi, well done mate.

cant beleive you've got yourself sorted sooooo quickly.

chicken
23-Dec-2004, 15:59
cheers Dickie,
looking forward to mixing it up with you on the track!

dickieducati
23-Dec-2004, 16:00
i wish i could say the same.;)