So who's in your address book?

[JPM]

Well I am sitting here doing loads of changes to our GAL updating about 3000 mailboxes, and I keep coming across people's names which make me laugh, and it's turned into a game amongst us geeks here to find some stupid names in our global address list, so here are a few, anyone got any better? and don't go making them up!

French, George - Not Swiss Tony
French, Guy - French guy?
*******o, Carlos - I kid you not !

[TP]

Right, I'm opening the GAL ...

[andyb]

You can search names on the National voters register, if you were that way inclined.

There is a Mr Richard ****, i kid you not!( so ive been told):lol::lol:

[andyb]

Wink

[dickieducati]

looking at my bloomberg directory.....loads of beavers....too many to list!

[TP]

A quick perusal shows:

*******o, Julio
Knobloch, John
Cock, Peter

[dickieducati]

ruth bangs ! (boston)

so does david ! (new york)

[TP]

Loser, Christine
Loser, Tobias

and Bal Banga!!


PS - it's great being perfect isn't it!

[Edited on 27-1-2005 by tp-996]

[madmav]

u wierdos :lol::lol::lol:

[JPM]

Originally posted by madmav
u wierdos :lol::lol::lol:

You're just jealous :D

Anyway... what have you painted white today?

[dickieducati]

i've just seen 6 muffs in a row :lol::lol::lol:

[TP]

Cliff and David Twaddle

[madmav]

freak i've done some black ones:D

for my mate:eureka:

[JPM]

Now that's better....

(Says the man with black wheels.... ;))

[andyb]

I once gave a ticket to a Mr Bagashitta!!:o

[TP]

Originally posted by madmav
freak i've done some black ones:D

for my mate:eureka:

Now black ones appeal to me!!

What would that cost me I wonder Mav? U2u me if you like ...

[TP]

Originally posted by andyb
I once gave a ticket to a Mr Bagashitta!!:o

:lol:

What was the ticket for!!

[andyb]

Insurance!

[timetrial]

Apparantly the censors in the US wanted to ban the title of "Meet the Fockers" as they claimed it was offensive and gratuitous but lawyers found a family of Fockers living in Vancouver so the title was saved.

[Twinfan]

We've got a John Wanck on our GAL :roll:

[Lily]

We have a dutch bloke in the GAL who walked up to a mate of mine, held out his hand to shake and announced his name in a dutch accent to which my friend was somehwat taken aback wondering if the guy was suggesting he was a little of the opposite persuasion until he realised it was the guys name:

Coks Stoffer (it came out as Cock stuffer with the accent)

[tricky]

We have the following in our GAL:

Ronald McDonald
Mike Hunt (say it fast)

tricky.

[TP]

Originally posted by trickz
Mike Hunt (say it fast)


:lol:

We have two of those! Both engineers, what does that tell you!

[Lily]

Yep we have one too

just spotted A ****a

oh and Doris Minge ...oh dear oh dear oh dear.....

can you tell how bored i am this morning!

[Edited on 28-1-2005 by Lily]

[Mr C]

I've got a Fenton Windmill and a Dave Rainbow

[Jools]

When I went into the office, before I worked from home, this is a game me and a colleague used to play when we were bored, which was quite often.

Just a few from memory

Dotty Yackle - one of our favourites

Then one of our training administrators noticed that a couple of Austrian guys were coming to one of our courses the following week. We could barely keep a straight face as we welcomed Thomas Titz and David Kuntz to the course - and I swear this is absolutely true.

My favourite for the worlds most unpronounceable name came up when I looked up 'Piot' - a French guy's name. Just above Piot was a guy from Thailand who's name intrigued me so much I spent about half an hour trying to pronounce it...Thongch Pippattannasookmongkol

[ath748]

We have a Wayne ****lyn.

[JPM]

Dave Cocks
Quite a lot of Pratts in our GAL
Marco Pennisi