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Mark
06-May-2005, 09:48
A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm ...
His wife is lying in bed reading.
The man says ...
"This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache"
The wife replies ...
"I think you'll find, that is a sheep"
The man replies ...
"I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep!"

Rob B
06-May-2005, 10:30
PMSL

dave w
06-May-2005, 10:57
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Rob B
06-May-2005, 11:05
Any of you Dorset Types going to MotoRapido tomorrow AM?

Rgds, Rob

Mark
06-May-2005, 11:22
Yep, I will be there, in the tin box, ZZR is playing me up, and as for the 748... Don't go there! What time you getting there for Rob?

TP
06-May-2005, 11:26
Originally posted by Flanks
Yep, I will be there, in the tin box, ZZR is playing me up, and as for the 748... Don't go there! What time you getting there for Rob?

Do you own a Ducati? :o

Who knew? All this time ...

:frog:

Mark
06-May-2005, 11:31
:lol: **** off!

TP
06-May-2005, 11:34
Originally posted by Flanks
:lol: <B>****</B> off!

:D :lol: :o

:ninja:

Mark
06-May-2005, 11:37
look you aussie t**t, back off or i'll be forced to moderate you!

Biatch!

:frog:

[Edited on 6-5-2005 by Flanks]

TP
06-May-2005, 11:40
Originally posted by Flanks
look you aussie t**t, back off or i'll be forced to moderate you!

Biatch!

:frog:

[Edited on 6-5-2005 by Flanks]

I'm a fairy, look at my wonderful wings!

:P

[Edited on 6-5-2005 by Flanks]

Mark
06-May-2005, 11:44
Originally posted by TP
Originally posted by Flanks
look you aussie t**t, back off or i'll be forced to moderate you!

Biatch!

:frog:

[Edited on 6-5-2005 by Flanks]

I'm a fairy, look at my wonderful wings!

:P

[Edited on 6-5-2005 by Flanks]


Ok, if you say so!

Rob B
06-May-2005, 11:50
10-10:30, I need to get there so I can find a place at the back and hide the WIP, bike.

Rgds, Rob

Mark
06-May-2005, 11:55
I'm gay and men do it for me!

I like the look of you TP - you are very SEXY!!

[Edited on 6-5-2005 by TP]

TP
06-May-2005, 11:57
Originally posted by Flanks
I'm gay and men do it for me!

I like the look of you TP - you are very SEXY!!

[Edited on 6-5-2005 by TP]

shush, I thought we agreed to keep it quiet, no need to rip down the closet!

[Edited on 6-5-2005 by Flanks]

Mark
06-May-2005, 12:01
There was never any closet for me - GAY AND PROUD

Mmmmm ... mens bottoms!

[Edited on 6-5-2005 by TP]

TP
06-May-2005, 12:01
LMFAO

:lol:

:frog:

Mark
06-May-2005, 12:06
Originally posted by rob41b
10-10:30, I need to get there so I can find a place at the back and hide the WIP, bike.

Rgds, Rob

Tony ya git, leave this alone, and my ass!

WIP??

Should be there about 10:30 myself, popping into Fareham, treating Shazz to brekkie, and seeing the bank manager after!!

Rob B
06-May-2005, 12:09
Work In Progress, well between tea breaks. LOL

Mark
06-May-2005, 12:11
Ahh right, glad you saw my post in the end, that's the second time had to type that, bloody moderators!!

But, which WIP?

TP
06-May-2005, 12:18
I wonder if Eamonn will be along shortly to slap us on the wrist?

Mark
06-May-2005, 12:28
because I plan on cheating on you with eamonn, so get over it!

[Edited on 6-5-2005 by TP]

TP
06-May-2005, 12:31
??? What happened there?

Rob B
06-May-2005, 12:45
WIP, well:

Collection of motley bodywork awiting trip to sprayer (new, unpainted side panels just arrived in the past hour) in the next week or so.

Trial fitted, high level cans, need new hangers and straps making from scratch - don't look at the reversed mounting and misc washers helping out.

Mixed wheels while I work out how, exactly, to fit the new rear mag, 5 spoke.

PVM callipers fitted until I can get the new Brembo P30/34s on - needs the hoses sending back to have different end swaged on.

Need I go on............

Ducnow
06-May-2005, 13:02
Originally posted by Flanks
A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm ...
His wife is lying in bed reading.
The man says ...
"This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache"
The wife replies ...
"I think you'll find, that is a sheep"
The man replies ...
"I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep!"

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Mark
06-May-2005, 13:04
Originally posted by rob41b
WIP, well:

Collection of motley bodywork awiting trip to sprayer (new, unpainted side panels just arrived in the past hour) in the next week or so.

Trial fitted, high level cans, need new hangers and straps making from scratch - don't look at the reversed mounting and misc washers helping out.

Mixed wheels while I work out how, exactly, to fit the new rear mag, 5 spoke.

PVM callipers fitted until I can get the new Brembo P30/34s on - needs the hoses sending back to have different end swaged on.

Need I go on............


Coming on along nicely Rob! Lookforward to seeing it tomorrow