Children and church - Jokes

[Mark]

A little boy was attending his first wedding.
After the service, his cousin asked him,
"How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen," the boy responded.
His cousin was amazed that he had an
answer so quickly.
"How do you know that?"
"Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to
do is add it up, like the Bishop said:
4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."

[Mark]

A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read
her a bedtime story.
From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book
and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately
stroking her own cheek, then his again.
Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?"
"Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
"Oh," she paused, "grandpa, did God make me too?"
"Yes, indeed, honey," he said, "God made you just a little while ago."
Feeling their respective faces again, she observed,
"God's getting better at it now, isn't he?"