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Crunchy
11-Sep-2005, 23:06
I saw this post on the MS site and thought it would be intresting to see what us Brits (& guests) could come up with:smug: I've taken the first 10 from our buddies across the water just to get us going:
1. Not comparable to a GSXRYZFZX-10K.
2. Art...not just a street rocket.
3. Expensive as ****.
4. Totally worth it.
5. 999 is unconfortable as hell...get a sargent or corbin seat and a chiropractor and you'll be fine.
6. Something to love and not just to ride.
7. Cheaper than seeing a therapist.
8. Justification for a garage (and the house to go with it).
9. Cheaper than a mistress, but ends the marriage just the same.
10. The easiest way to go into credit card debt.
[Edited on 11-9-2005 by Crunchy]
overpriced & over rated:)
An addiction once started difficult to break.
dickieducati
12-Sep-2005, 08:58
nicked off a t shirt i had once............................
ducati v twin..........a real bike in a sea of s.h.i.t
how true.
"For life-not just for Xmas"
John
kwikbitch
12-Sep-2005, 12:32
Better than a trip to Ann Summers!...:p
1. An itch you can't scratch!!
Martini
12-Sep-2005, 14:08
Red
tattymarbots
12-Sep-2005, 14:14
'kin ace
Half man half mole
12-Sep-2005, 20:02
A magnificent obsession.............
Mike
:rodent:
Crunchy
13-Sep-2005, 11:29
Come on guys (& gals) :( the Yanks got over 30 is's we can do better than this:bouncy: Where's that British humour:yawn: A similar post on the German site got over 50 replies and the majority were funny, yes funny:o how embarrassing is that :P
VanDaMauler
13-Sep-2005, 11:38
an expensive passion
a poor mans ferrari - contraversial
Originally posted by Crunchy
Come on guys (& gals) :( the Yanks got over 30 is's we can do better than this:bouncy: Where's that British humour:yawn: A similar post on the German site got over 50 replies and the majority were funny, yes funny:o how embarrassing is that :P do messages of encouragment count in the total ?
ericthered40
13-Sep-2005, 11:47
The only race bike on the streets. :smug:
Crunchy
13-Sep-2005, 11:51
Originally posted by YMFB
Originally posted by Crunchy
Come on guys (& gals) :( the Yanks got over 30 is's we can do better than this:bouncy: Where's that British humour:yawn: A similar post on the German site got over 50 replies and the majority were funny, yes funny:o how embarrassing is that :P do messages of encouragment count in the total ?
:smug::D
VanDaMauler
13-Sep-2005, 12:23
only being used when its on a race track.
VanDaMauler
13-Sep-2005, 12:25
the best sounding bike in the world ever...
An introduction to anger management sessions:lol:
VanDaMauler
13-Sep-2005, 12:32
A bike people are happy to own and never ride.
Craig G
13-Sep-2005, 12:45
The only reason not to get drunk
Crunchy
13-Sep-2005, 12:49
..the only throbbing I'll get between my legs these days :sniff: The wife unfortunately HAS (kwikbitch) visited Ann Summers :(:(
kwikbitch
13-Sep-2005, 14:27
.....EVEN MORE stunning with a woman riding it???;):devil:
[Edited on 13-9-2005 by kwikbitch]
something to help with panic buying fuel with
Stu748R
13-Sep-2005, 15:51
ITALIAN !!!!!!!
Should say it all realy.
Twinfan
13-Sep-2005, 16:39
Always in the dealers...
moto748
13-Sep-2005, 17:52
Still waiting for parts....
Crunchy
13-Sep-2005, 18:48
Right :cool: another team talk is needed here. :biaggi: You are not meant to whine like most Brits:( You've got a bit of Italian between the legs, your different, your special and why:puzzled: Because you own something Special, something everyone WANTS :smug: something............well you know what I'm getting at.
You miss it when it's gone:sniff: You worry when it's sick:( you care for it like a baby:) and yet you ride it like whÖre :devil: (not that I have ridden a whÖre before, but I can imagine). We've got to do better :D
[Edited on 13-9-2005 by Crunchy]
sparkin
13-Sep-2005, 19:31
My life!
butch890
13-Sep-2005, 19:37
Not enough-you need at least 4 !
Butch
sparkin
13-Sep-2005, 19:38
Originally posted by butch890
Not enough-you need at least 4 !
Butch
Greedy:pig::P
philthy
13-Sep-2005, 21:48
Is a passport to sensuous delights, passion, the ecstacy of unbridled lust, a pounding of the heart at that orgasmic desire to release the injectors of noise and steam and sweat and thunder and cacophony of clutches, chains and belts.......................................
More tea Vicar?:saint:
when they are good , ther're awsome. When they are bad, don't even go their.
once smitten....:D:D:D
Crunchy
13-Sep-2005, 22:01
Originally posted by philthy
Is a passport to sensuous delights, passion, the ecstacy of unbridled lust, a pounding of the heart at that orgasmic desire to release the injectors of noise and steam and sweat and thunder and cacophony of clutches, chains and belts.......................................
More tea Vicar?:saint:
Some one get a bucket of cold water:rolleye:
ericthered40
13-Sep-2005, 22:20
Originally posted by Crunchy
Originally posted by philthy
Is a passport to sensuous delights, passion, the ecstacy of unbridled lust, a pounding of the heart at that orgasmic desire to release the injectors of noise and steam and sweat and thunder and cacophony of clutches, chains and belts.......................................
More tea Vicar?:saint:
Some one get a bucket of cold water:rolleye:
NOoooo leave him I think he's nearly there :lol::lol:
Stu748R
13-Sep-2005, 22:28
only one bucket ?????
ok it's heavy, slow, dodgy paint job (yellow :barfy: ), doesnt want to tickover and like crunchy says they're all hookers. not your average but a high class hooker, outstanding looks but cost a fortune to keep on the go...that said these bikes have more soul than anything i've ridden so a ducati is a soul mate:cool:
Half man half mole
15-Sep-2005, 19:53
Originally posted by Jools
Sex! on wheels
"Sex on wheels" - very tricky if you're doing it right (from what I remember.............).
Mike
:rodent:
RightSaidFred
16-Sep-2005, 02:09
Cooler than the other side of your pillow...
SupraWoman
17-Sep-2005, 12:59
Ducati is:
A SEXY BIKE FOR SEXY PEOPLE :D
SupraWoman
17-Sep-2005, 13:11
Ducati is:
NOT A LUXURY BUT NECESSITY FOR OUR EVERYDAY LIFE
:D :sing:
SupraWoman
17-Sep-2005, 16:10
Ducati is:
a member of family and your best friend, you always want to look after it
:D:smug:
The best bike i've ever owned over nearly 30 years and at a guess about 80+ bikes (i've lost count).
The 996 has been used for everything from on the track to thrashing round Europe. Pure magic and i still sneak in the garage all the time for a quick look at it, what a masterpiece.
What more can you say:D
Crunchy
17-Sep-2005, 19:03
Thanks SW. I was hoping for another photo of you but I guess Naomi will have to do as sloppy seconds.
BDG.......:sniff: Nothing
kwikbitch
17-Sep-2005, 21:44
....the perfect sensuous experience...:devil::)
kwikbitch
17-Sep-2005, 21:47
...the only thing worth braking a nail for :P
OR
...worth going without sex for!:devil:
ericthered40
17-Sep-2005, 22:02
ericthered40
17-Sep-2005, 22:12
Originally posted by kwikbitch
...the only thing worth braking a nail for :P
OR
...worth going without sex for!:devil:
For a couple of hours !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;)
SupraWoman
18-Sep-2005, 21:05
so.. did we win or not?
:smug:
kwikbitch
19-Sep-2005, 13:13
Dont think it was about winning or losing...Just about being imaginative and funny...Which clearly the British are not!!!:P:P:P
SupraWoman
19-Sep-2005, 13:39
Originally posted by kwikbitch
Dont think it was about winning or losing...Just about being imaginative and funny...Which clearly the British are not!!!:P:P:P
u mean Germans are won? :(
Originally posted by SupraWoman
Originally posted by kwikbitch
Dont think it was about winning or losing...Just about being imaginative and funny...Which clearly the British are not!!!:P:P:P
u mean Germans are won? :(
It must have been a penalty shoot out again:lol::lol:
kwikbitch
19-Sep-2005, 13:44
Can't touch this!!!:P:lol::lol::lol:
Originally posted by kwikbitch
Can't touch this!!!:P:lol::lol::lol:
and just for you Lisa....
A Ducati is better than a HAMMER and hammertime:lol::lol:
For everyone out side of Nottinghamshire, you won't understand, don't worry Lisa will;)
try that one on the Germans, that'll really confuse 'em
[Edited on 19-9-2005 by BDG]
Crunchy
19-Sep-2005, 19:53
Originally posted by SupraWoman
so.. did we win or not?
:smug:
Unfortunatly we lost:sniff: Just got back from a business trip and missed the final rally. There in my inbox was a mail from me Geeerman friend (his granddad apparently did bomb one of our chippies). It makes for sad reading. Never mind, thanks to those who contributed. We're off to the October fest in Munich next weekend, guess who has to get the round in :(
kwikbitch
19-Sep-2005, 21:42
Originally posted by BDG
A Ducati is better than a HAMMER and hammertime:lol::lol:
For everyone out side of Nottinghamshire, you won't understand, don't worry Lisa will;)
The worse thing is I nearly crash when seeing a STOP sign...I think the last one I saw I nearly had an asthma attack! Good job I wasn't driving!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Crunchy
19-Sep-2005, 22:05
Originally posted by kwikbitch
Originally posted by BDG
A Ducati is better than a HAMMER and hammertime:lol::lol:
For everyone out side of Nottinghamshire, you won't understand, don't worry Lisa will;)
The worse thing is I nearly crash when seeing a STOP sign...I think the last one I saw I nearly had an asthma attack! Good job I wasn't driving!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Will someone explain PLEASE:puzzled:
Bright Red...
Which is great for getting noticed, until it catches up with you
".. you're the chap with the red motorbike aren't you , we go the same way over the hills in the morning"
To cease offending your neighbors you either have to slow down, move, or buy a black one.
Stealthy.
kwikbitch
19-Sep-2005, 23:27
Originally posted by Crunchy
Will someone explain PLEASE:puzzled:
I could explain...but then I'd have to hit you ...probably with a hammer...Then It'd be HAMMERTIME!:lol::lol::lol:
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