How Dodgy are you?

[AK]

http://www.thesite.org/flash/dodgy.html

click on the web link and see what you would get...

Without fibbing...


I am an 'Upstanding Citizen'

:saint:

[fil2]

scoundrel

:biaggi:

[Rushjob]

Dodgy..... :o

[Gaz 748]

Dubious :o :lol:

[Ozz]

Dubious with 26.5 years in prison....

[FiscusFish]

Scoundrel

60.5 years in prison, £7000 fine and the possiblity of a death sentence... :sniff:

[dickieducati]

Originally posted by Rushjob
Dodgy..... :o

me too, is that better or worse than dubious:puzzled:

[Steve M]

I should be doing 3 - 5 years :o

[dave996]

Dodgy
27 years
£7000
:smug:
:lol:

[t5mission]

[Edited on 5-10-2005 by t5mission]

[berto]

:devil: Downright nasty!! I think it's defective....And I was only joking about the masterbation bit....Honest!!

[HW]

Crooked apparently!
27 years and £5000

Can't be right!!!! :saint:

[Iconic944ss]

Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 61.5 Potential fine: £9500

Total filth - FISHING ON A SUNDAY ;););)

[Mr_S]

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 50.5 Potential fine: £2000

Oops, best stay in more....

[MJS]

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 40 Potential fine: £7000

[MarkyMark76]

Risky

I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 35.5 Potential fine: £5000

[TP]

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000

:lol:

Me? Crooked?

;)

[pibbow]

Dodgy 15.5 yrs £0 fine.

[dodgy]

51 years £7000 fine

[electricsheep]

dodgy 73 years porridge £7000 fine :o

[Tantrum992]

Apparently im a scoundral !!!:devil: im shocked - 101 years inside and £7000 fine, clearly theres something wrong with the program :saint:

[Edited on 5-10-2005 by Tantrum992]

[dodgy]

Originally posted by Tantrum992
Apparently im a scoundral !!!:devil: im shocked - 101 years inside and £7000 fine, clearly theres something wrong with the program :saint:

[Edited on 5-10-2005 by Tantrum992]

nope i'd agree with that tantrum :lol::lol:

[clockwork orange]

Oh dear - I just lost my Multi :lol:

Dubious - 1yr + £5000

No, DON't ask

[skidlids]

Dubious

Years in prison: 24.5 Potential fine: £0

At least the fine is in line with my DD budget

[Chaz]

47 years & £5000 O Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[Murray Mint]

111 Years and £7000 in fines, that must explain why i'm always so broke.:lol::lol:

[domski]

Scoundrel

More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 107 Potential fine: £7000

:D See ya in 107 years ;)

[ali]

Downright nasty. 132 years inside.... :o Better take a good book eh.....

[Murray Mint]

Ali, I didn’t se the bestiality question but obviously you did. :lol:

[domski]

It didn't say "Take your race number and add the number of crashes this season"

:saint:

[DC]

:(

mmmmmm

27 years and £7000 in fines.

Year right, catch me if ya can!!:lol:

[bradders]

Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 107 Potential fine: £7000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed


It's all the sex that caught me....:burn:

[Edited on 5-10-2005 by bradders]

[Fordie]

Originally posted by clockwork orange
Oh dear - I just lost my Multi :lol:

Dubious - 1yr + £5000

No, DON't ask

What!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You be living in a Monestry


34 years £7500 Im begining to wonder who Im messing with in the DSC :lol: 4D

[rob748b]

Dodgy 106.5 years doin bird and no fine!!

Still dont think the program works properly:lol::lol:

[HW]

Originally posted by rob748b
Dodgy 106.5 years doin bird and no fine!!

Still dont think the program works properly:lol::lol:

After what you were telling us last night at the pub, it sounds about right mate! :roll:

[rob748b]

I know mate, i aim to please!!

[sparkin]

Alright Geezer for me:smug: 5-6years £5000 fine,but I could haggle that down:lol:

[Carbon749]

Had to cut and paste the answer .... surely they could not lock me up for this long :(:puzzled::(:puzzled::(:puzzled:

Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 108 Potential fine: £7500

[Glyn]

whoops
i'm getting the death penalty


Downright Nasty:
You're not just a law breaker, you're a pretty evil person… Some of those things you have done are gonna put you on a one way escalator going down when your time is up. Give up hope of changing, you're a lost cause!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

[ericthered40]

Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

Good job I lied and made myself seam nicer. :puzzled:


What’s wrong about shooting someone with a bow and arrow?
:smug:

[Edited on 5-10-2005 by ericthered40]

[Brent]

Upstanding of course. Couldn't be anything else....:D

[rcgbob44]

Apparently I`m Dubious!

[kwikbitch]

Originally posted by Rushjob
Dodgy..... :o
Me and you both mate with a maximum of 25 years in jail and a £7000 fine....Oops!:o

[rcgbob44]

I won`t even ask how you got on with the sex questions KB :o:lol::lol::lol:

[Edited on 5-10-2005 by rcgbob44]

[kwikbitch]

Originally posted by rcgbob44
I won`t even ask how you got on with the sex questions KB :o:lol::lol::lol:

[Edited on 5-10-2005 by rcgbob44]

Bob...you should know exactly how I answered them...You gave me enough bags of sweeties in return for telling you you!:saint:

[Crunchy]

Risky. 6 Years and 5000 quid. I knew I shouldn't have said I **********d, it was only once ....honest guv :rolleye:

......and who said you can't eat mince pies at Christmas....bloody labour PC sh*t

[Edited on 5-10-2005 by Crunchy]

[clockwork orange]

Originally posted by Fordie
Originally posted by clockwork orange
Oh dear - I just lost my Multi :lol:

Dubious - 1yr + £5000

No, DON't ask

What!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You be living in a Monestry



Would help the score if I did, I'm sure.......:devil:

[skidlids]

Originally posted by ericthered40
What’s wrong about shooting someone with a bow and arrow?
[Edited on 5-10-2005 by ericthered40]

Nothing, well apart from my mate screaming when he had a arrow sticking out of his leg. Boys will be Boys :o

[ericthered40]

Originally posted by skidlids
Originally posted by ericthered40
What’s wrong about shooting someone with a bow and arrow?
[Edited on 5-10-2005 by ericthered40]

Nothing, well apart from my mate screaming when he had a arrow sticking out of his leg. Boys will be Boys :o



Did he get far before you took him out. :lol::lol::lol:

[YMFB]

Risky - Years in prison: 22 Potential fine: £5000

and me an upstanding member of society, 90% of my misdemeanours were before I was 18 especially those with Pam !

But it seems looking at one a two others Im a saint !

[Tantrum992]

Originally posted by dodgy
Originally posted by Tantrum992
Apparently im a scoundral !!!:devil: im shocked - 101 years inside and £7000 fine, clearly theres something wrong with the program :saint:

[Edited on 5-10-2005 by Tantrum992]

nope i'd agree with that tantrum :lol::lol:
Thanx mate :P :P :P :P
I notice Rooney has'nt tried it, probably worried they would actually come and get him with his record :lol: :lol: :lol: :frog:

[madmav]

I got 7 years !! Thought muffin the mule was a joke!:D

[Monty]

Obviously an novice Mav-I got 13 years and a £7000 fine.:o

John

[baylissboy]

Risky 72.5 years inside,but no fine!! How's that work???:lol:

[Tantrum992]

Originally posted by madmav
I got 7 years !! Thought muffin the mule was a joke!:D
nooooooo, there's law's against things like that :lol::lol::lol: