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weeian
08-Oct-2005, 01:06
Yes, let me set the scene, all the lads are standing at the door of the lorry excited about unloading their bikes when Davie says to Berto "your bikes next to come off" to which Rab says "Oh no ive left my keys back in Glasgow" all the guys say "aye very good ya wee spanner get them Oot" to which Rab says "honestly, im a total Diddy, ive left my keys on the kitchen table"
Ill leave the following scenes to your imagination, to say the least he got Absolute Pelters, (glaswegian for "Stick") off everyone and has now had to get his keys Fed-exed over to Spain.

Muppet award goes to Rab, Well done m8. I knew id get my own back.


/ian :devil: :sing: :frog:

GsxrAge
08-Oct-2005, 01:09
oops :D:lol::lol::lol:

ericthered40
08-Oct-2005, 02:10
:frog:

Mark
08-Oct-2005, 09:20
Sounds like what Rattler did once, so the 2006 ****tler award goes too..........

baylissboy
08-Oct-2005, 09:25
Who's a silly boy then!!!!:lol::lol::lol:

ScottyB
08-Oct-2005, 09:37
Rab you are indeed a dawber of the highest order.

I know what happened, he thought he was going over there as pit B1tch again so didn't think he needed them!!!:frog:

Don't know why he fedexed them over, he is a weggie, why the hell did he not just hot wire it, or was he pretending he was posh and didn't know how to do it:lol:

Ya wee fudger, you are getting it tight, best just staying in Jerez........

:lol::lol:

Gizmo
08-Oct-2005, 09:46
Nice to see the usual DSC sympathetic responce to a fellow member in trouble :) :)

Good luck on the fed ex bit Berto, Spain's the only place I work where DHL can't tell me where a parcel is and a "next day" is actually a next week :)

ScottyB
08-Oct-2005, 09:50
Manyana..............

Here's hoping:devil:

Rattler
08-Oct-2005, 12:18
I've finally got that monkey off my back - sorry to hear this, bet he feels a right **** ;)

Martin Ducati Glasgow
08-Oct-2005, 12:41
Just fell of the office chair after reading this post!

Rest assured all you DSC members out there, Berto is gonna receive the ****ging of his life when he gets back to sunny Glasgow!:lol::lol::lol:

If truth be told, I really hope his keys get there on time and he doesn't miss out! What a nightmare!!!:(

He'll probably post his fastest lap pushing the thing round anyway!:D

Good luck Berto! Prepare yourself for the torrent of abuse that will no doubt follow!!

Martin

Chaz
08-Oct-2005, 13:11
Did the same at trakday at malory park so I tride other keys from mates bikes & 3 out 4 ducati keys would start my bike only trouble was none of them would open fuel cap. Good luck with Fedx.

TP
08-Oct-2005, 13:22
Berto - you're a nob!

:lol:

I nearly did a similar thing, fortunately I realised BEFORE I left for Spain and had time to retrieve them. Thus avoiding teh ****tler tag.

Unfortunately for Berto he hasn't avoided it! ****tler!!!

swannymere
08-Oct-2005, 15:13
:o:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

They say the memory is the first thing to go:P

philthy
08-Oct-2005, 20:52
Will he now be an angry man do you think:lol:

berto
08-Oct-2005, 21:19
:flame: FECK THE LOT OF YE!!!!!!!

Lily
08-Oct-2005, 21:26
Its ok at least he doesn´t have to ride his PINK bike!!!

Gizmo
08-Oct-2005, 21:26
are you 2 out on a date at the internet cafe tonight ?? :) :)

Lily
08-Oct-2005, 21:28
yep all **** faced and trying hard to type sensibly on some didgy pcv in the hotel....


sherry is great :)

Lily
08-Oct-2005, 21:29
ps... how are my pussies ?

Gizmo
08-Oct-2005, 21:32
Originally posted by Lily
yep all <b>[Censored]</b> faced and trying hard to type sensibly on some didgy pcv in the hotel....


sherry is great :)

so just a typical Saturay evening out then :)

i'll take your word on the sherry.

ps giz and elvis are doing fine, they are sound asleep now preparing for another night of mayhem

Gizmo
08-Oct-2005, 21:33
Originally posted by Lily
ps... how are my pussies ?

ain't that the other thread Berto started? :)

Gizmo
08-Oct-2005, 21:43
Originally posted by Lily
ps... how are my pussies ?

here ya go .....

http://homepage.mac.com/gizmo999/gizelv.jpg

philthy
08-Oct-2005, 21:50
That's my favourite position too.

weeian
08-Oct-2005, 23:48
Originally posted by berto
:flame: FECK THE LOT OF YE!!!!!!!


Pure Dead Brilliant !!!!
Barap Bap bap bap...... Im Lovin It !!!

/ian

kwikbitch
09-Oct-2005, 23:33
:lol::lol::lol: bless him;)

ScottyB
10-Oct-2005, 11:18
What's the matter wee man you are very quiet? The cat got your tongue?

Or are you just burying your head in the Kitty Litter:P

Just a wee feeble "feck the lot of you" at least give us a decent bite!:devil:

Scottch
10-Oct-2005, 13:05
I think Rab is travelling back today.

Expect a full broadside soon!

Cheers!

Scott

weeian
10-Oct-2005, 14:59
Rab, you've taken a big hit in the Polls for Crail, 9 - 8 to me now !!! :sing:, seems like forgetting your keys has really made people think your a right Tit....
SHAMONE !!!!
/ian He He !! :burn:

andyb
11-Oct-2005, 16:54
Well im back! left the scottish lot at Stanstead to fly up to glasgee...... you didnt have to be there to see the funny side of that!:D;)

Davieravie
11-Oct-2005, 18:22
Your're all such cheeKEY monKEYS!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D

Desmondo
11-Oct-2005, 18:35
Oh yes, Rattler did indeed do it as well.....

http://www.desmo.us/odds/priceless.jpg

:lol:

Martin Ducati Glasgow
11-Oct-2005, 18:39
:D:lol::lol::lol::D

I just luv it! He's back at work tomorrow!

andyb
11-Oct-2005, 19:42
Some top guys in that group from Scotland and some seriously quick ones as well!!

berto
11-Oct-2005, 20:13
:barfy: Right then,bring it on I accept the award for winker of the millenium.....still can't believe I forgot them...couldn't get courier to g'tee next day to Jerez so just played on everyone else's bikes(worked out ok in the end)Top track top chaps TOP FUN....roll on the next one!!!!

Gizmo
11-Oct-2005, 21:18
Originally posted by berto
:barfy: Right then,bring it on I accept the award for winker of the millenium.....still can't believe I forgot them...couldn't get courier to g'tee next day to Jerez so just played on everyone else's bikes(worked out ok in the end)Top track top chaps TOP FUN....roll on the next one!!!!

Fook me, he's not so daft, uses everyone else's bikes, tyres and fuel, tight? Scotsman?? nah :)

glad it all worked out anyway Berto, u should have give me a call and paid for me flight out with yer keys :)

andyb
11-Oct-2005, 21:19
apart from the mobile chicane..................treat him as a roundabout!:lol:

andyb
11-Oct-2005, 22:19
And it was great to meet up with jpm and lily, piccies to follow.:D

Lily
11-Oct-2005, 23:41
Nice pic you have there Andy!!!!

home and very weary so gonna head for bed soon, but had a fantastic time and met up with some top folks :D

JPM
12-Oct-2005, 10:32
Was a top top time guys, we all did laugh at Berto's dilemma, but he did have plenty of bikes at his disposal and wasn't a slouch on them either, although he does have a nasty habit of drifting wide when you're trying to pass him :frog:

I'm feeling it today though... when's the next one?

berto
12-Oct-2005, 22:38
:saint: But I did let you two pass.Only cos I didn't want the big copper to frisk me !!!!:burn:

Lily
12-Oct-2005, 22:41
you let me pass as well...... although you did get the better of me on the straight once as I recall!!

berto
12-Oct-2005, 22:51
:yawn: I didn't let you pass Lil there was feck all I could do about it....But If you remember I repaid the favour by running round the outside of you when you were on the R1....your still way quicker than me though so....I am not worthy!!!:P

Lily
12-Oct-2005, 22:53
lol.... yeah whatever..... you ride the R1 that's got to make anyone a better rider as it scared the big pink dotty pants off me :P

andyb
12-Oct-2005, 23:17
Originally posted by berto
:saint: But I did let you two pass.Only cos I didn't want the big copper to frisk me !!!!:burn:

Thats because when i complained about 'yous tous' in the next room and the headboard banging, you said youd removed it and put it in your suitcase!:lol:

berto
12-Oct-2005, 23:20
:alien: I was in on my own...but I did find the ADULT channel that would have been it!!!:bouncy:

JPM
12-Oct-2005, 23:22
Originally posted by berto
:alien: I was in on my own...but I did find the ADULT channel that would have been it!!!:bouncy:

So you didn't need a leg up this time then? :P

andyb
12-Oct-2005, 23:34
Originally posted by JPM
Originally posted by berto
:alien: I was in on my own...but I did find the ADULT channel that would have been it!!!:bouncy:

So you didn't need a leg up this time then? :P

Nah jon, at his age you can fix that with a tablet!:lol: although it stays around for a while.......:lol::P:o

weeian
13-Oct-2005, 00:00
Originally posted by andyb
Originally posted by berto
:saint: But I did let you two pass.Only cos I didn't want the big copper to frisk me !!!!:burn:

Thats because when i complained about 'yous tous' in the next room and the headboard banging, you said youd removed it and put it in your suitcase!:lol:

dont let him Fool you andy, hes a wee Pillow Biter !!!!

/ian

Davieravie
13-Oct-2005, 12:32
Did you mind and bring your hoose keys back home with you or are you camped oot in Bellahouston Park????

berto
13-Oct-2005, 19:35
:P Phew Is this what it's like bein a fud????feck me it's non stop even the wee ladies at the charity shop next door came in to call me a ***** today!!!!!Feckin keys it's 2005 surely finger print ID should be standard by now.....

TP
13-Oct-2005, 19:37
Ha ha!!! You plonker!!!

Richie_ninja
13-Oct-2005, 21:30
Originally posted by berto
:P Phew Is this what it's like bein a fud????feck me it's non stop even the wee ladies at the charity shop next door came in to call me a ***** today!!!!!Feckin keys it's 2005 surely finger print ID should be standard by now.....


I also came into the shop to tell you,,, YOUR A PLONKER,, but your such an angry man,, I shat my sell..... LOL......

berto
14-Oct-2005, 00:05
:ninja:Keep it up smartarse your trade in is droppin by the letter!!!!;)

Richie_ninja
14-Oct-2005, 00:10
Originally posted by berto
:ninja:Keep it up smartarse your trade in is droppin by the letter!!!!;)

Steady........ :lol:

andyb
14-Oct-2005, 00:29
After my day today.........................*****!:lol:

berto
14-Oct-2005, 00:35
Ta.....that means a lot coming from you!!!

andyb
14-Oct-2005, 00:38
Originally posted by berto
Ta.....that means a lot coming from you!!!

I understand your quite an expert in pricks.....?:P:lol:

berto
14-Oct-2005, 09:51
:o Yeah,I can spot one in a bar at an instant....they wear old fred perry stylee polo shirts and stay glued to their seats to avoid dipping into their wallets....remind you of someone hmm hmmm hmmm???

Lily
14-Oct-2005, 10:05
uh oh here we go again.... lovers tiff....

now be good boys and kiss and play nicely. :D

DMC
14-Oct-2005, 14:44
I'm with you Berto, don't think I saw the English buy a round once...

JPM
14-Oct-2005, 14:48
Hey I bought you a softy coke remember.... cheeky feckin' Scotts!!! :lol:

andyb
14-Oct-2005, 14:49
Yeah...... im with you on this jon! kekking keyless wonder!:lol::lol:

berto
17-Oct-2005, 10:20
:mad: Hooray got bike back today....even remembered to take my key and feck me those Ducati's are bang on. all the way to Jerez 4 days on the track and never used a dop of oil or fuel tootally sweet and if I'm not mistaken its cleaner than when it left!!!;)