Hello, I'm new here, where do I start.....

[DukeKitty]

hi all,
this looks like a great please to meet new friends etc .
I'm new to all this duke stuff, and am looking to get something sexy and red to spend some quality 2 wheel time on in the next few weeks. Dukes are such cool and sexy bikes, just have to go with one.
any suggestions would be nice.

thanks.

Kitty
;):cool::cool::saint::saint:

[Rushjob]

First things first... you're at the bar and mine's a Stella.....
Cheers

[philthy]

Red and sexy? Got to be an ex G.P.O. Bantam:rodent:

Mines a pint of old fishtank water please,while you are at the virtual bar - I drank my 1.5 litre bottle of Lambrini last night and it's given me a headache :barfy:

[madmav]

welcome kitty;) mines a voddy and red bull.

dont let them send you the way of the men with white coats:lol::lol:
i did:cool:


......mav

[Stu748R]

Whats the weather like in Nice ce soir ?????


Alez les bleu........................

hee hee

An 832 please.

[Edited on 19-10-2005 by Stu748R]

[Dibble]

I'll have a sambuca, and being a bird you'll be wanting a 600 Monster or a 999 .... tarts handbags that they are .....

If you want a proper duke any 748/9** will do ...

Welcome

DonDibble

[webbyc]

Serves you right for drinking such crap!!!

Anyway welcome on board DukeKitty - does that sound like a girlie name?

Whereabouts are you, and mine's a decent rioja:roll:

[Glyn]

hi there
i always start at the begining but have found it to be a slippery slope
so now start at the end
p.s i'll have a nice glass of shiraz if your shouting

[DukeKitty]

sorry to be a party pooper chaps, I don't drink, well only champers that is.

like the look of the 999r, looks really powerfull, just how I like em....:cool::cool:

just right for me...

Kitty

;););)

[swannymere]

:o Welcome to the club,mine's a Gin & Tonic with lime.With regards to bike's,red is faster,916/748 etc. for the antique look,Multistrada for the confused,monster for the townie,999/749 for the modern look,and ST's for those who can't quite bring themselves to buy a BMW:D

[philthy]

Originally posted by swannymere
:o Welcome to the club,mine's a Gin & Tonic with lime.With regards to bike's,red is faster,916/748 etc. for the antique look,Multistrada for the confused,monster for the townie,999/749 for the modern look,and ST's for those who can't quite bring themselves to buy a BMW:D


And 851 / 888 for the intelligent gentlemen in the club :lol::lol:

( Red of course )

:saint:

[Rushjob]

Swannymere postulated....
and ST's for those who can't quite bring themselves to buy a BMW

Ouch... there goes another couple of ribs.... stop it please...
:pig:

[DukeKitty]

I have just been looking at some pics of a , is it a, super mono.
That is a nice peice of 2 wheeled machinery, are they expensive, and where would one obtain one, cost is not really an issue, if it's what I want.
And I always get what I want;););):devil::devil:;););)


Kitty

[Edited on 19-10-2005 by DukeKitty]

[yeti]

I can hear the sound of tongues hitting the floor all over the country, sad buggers the lot of you! :P

[DukeKitty]

love your avatar thingy mr yeti:cool::cool:


K

[Dibble]

Originally posted by yeti
I can hear the sound of tongues hitting the floor all over the country, sad buggers the lot of you! :P

i can't, this is just someones pi55ed up idea of fishing, probably TP, sad use of bandwidth if you ask me, but hey, i've never added any value anyhow ....

if i'm wrong DK, call Neil Spalding at SigmaPerformance, if anyone knows where there might be a SuperMono its that man ....

[KP]

Originally posted by yeti
I can hear the sound of tongues hitting the floor all over the country, sad buggers the lot of you! :P

yes - brings back memories of when some of you thought I was a burd. Just because I have a girls name!:(
Anyway mines a campari and soda:puzzled:
oh and a nastro.
WELCOME KITTY:D

[DukeKitty]

no offence taken dibble, everyone is allowed to view their opinion.
It's a free country, well allmost;)

But i don't thing it's a road bike is it, so not really an ideal bike for what I have in mind, except for a plaything maybee.

K

[Crunchy]

Hi Kitty (got to be a women with that username). I don't drink "Virtual" alcohol, it makes my computer dizzy, so your lucky.

If you can handle the power and money is no object then go for the 999R. Or get hold of a 996/8 RS if you can. The're both the dogs gonads

[BDG]

Welcome Kitty,

Super Mono makes an interesting choice for a first Duke, good luck. If you don't get a supermono i know where there's a lovely Multistrada for sale!

What you got at the moment?

And drink wise i'll forgo the normal Stella tonite and have another bottle of the Chateau St. Marc, as thats what we've been on so far.

[Edited on 19-10-2005 by BDG]

[TP]

Originally posted by DIBBLE
i can't, this is just someones pi55ed up idea of fishing, probably TP, sad use of bandwidth if you ask me, but hey, i've never added any value anyhow ....

What???

When have I ever done anything like that?

FFS!

:mad:

[Brogins]

..Ciao Kitty, ..just a suggestion... try to put a picture of you in a snake suit and let's see if you can be the author of the most popular post of this board....

Nothing to do with dukes but works...

The last post with a snake suit picture was a great success...

Welcome..

[ericthered40]

Suppa 2 :cool:

Hi welcome Kitty babe. champagne ummmmmmmm yes pleases

Any v twin should do the trick :cool:

wear you from :saint:

[rcgbob44]

Greetings Kitty

Don`t listen to theses old fools on here there all drunk pervs (except me of course), wot yew need is a nice sensible Honda PC50 with a shopping basket on the front, they used to do them in cream & red!

Mines a Henesey XO.......with coke!:lol:

[JPM]

Originally posted by DukeKitty
like the look of the 999r, looks really powerfull, just how I like em....:cool::cool:


See someone with taste eh? Non of that old school stuff (Hope you're listening Shaun/Dibble et al!)

Originally posted by DukeKitty
I have just been looking at some pics of a , is it a, super mono.
That is a nice peice of 2 wheeled machinery, are they expensive, and where would one obtain one, cost is not really an issue, if it's what I want.
And I always get what I want


Kitty

Better get your credit card out an average one will set you back around £30K but double that and more for a mint one!

:o

Anyway, too early for beer, so nice fresh coffee please, any chance of some toast too??

[TP]

Welcome to the club. I'll have a nice large latte thanks.

If you want power AND style I'd steer clear of the 999R and go for the 998R - you know it makes sense ;)

:lol:

[AK]

Originally posted by DukeKitty
hi all,
this looks like a great please to meet new friends etc .
I'm new to all this duke stuff, and am looking to get something sexy and red to spend some quality 2 wheel time on in the next few weeks. Dukes are such cool and sexy bikes, just have to go with one.
any suggestions would be nice.

thanks.

Kitty
;):cool::cool::saint::saint:

hello Weeksy:saint:

mines a frothy Latte please:D

[BDG]

Originally posted by CK and AK
Originally posted by DukeKitty
hi all,
this looks like a great please to meet new friends etc .
I'm new to all this duke stuff, and am looking to get something sexy and red to spend some quality 2 wheel time on in the next few weeks. Dukes are such cool and sexy bikes, just have to go with one.
any suggestions would be nice.

thanks.

Kitty
;):cool::cool::saint::saint:

hello Weeksy:saint:

mines a frothy Latte please:D ::lol::devil::lol:

[Ducnow]

Hmmmmm................. :D

Hi Kitty.
A 999R? Nice taste.
Ok, go get one so we can go for a ride :D :D

BTW welcome :)

[DukeKitty]

so who's mr weeksy then, bet he's probably someone famous then.

snakeskin outfits, no thanks, a bit on the tacky side to be honest.
could find something far more interesting in black leather if thats what you would like.:devil::devil::devil:;);)

K

[Crunchy]

Originally posted by DukeKitty
so who's mr weeksy then, bet he's probably someone famous then.

snakeskin outfits, no thanks, a bit on the tacky side to be honest.
could find something far more interesting in black leather if thats what you would like.:devil::devil::devil:;);)

K

YES PLEASE YES YES YES :devil::devil::devil: ERRR so long as it's not a sofa or a shoe

[Edited on 20-10-2005 by Crunchy]

[guest1]

Originally posted by JPM
so nice fresh coffee please, any chance of some toast too??

I'll have a strong black coffee please, and not too much butter on my toast..I don't want the fried egg to slide off.

And can someone at the back of the room PLEASE turn on the extractor fan - the testosterone levels in here are way above the acceptable healthy level.

[BDG]

Originally posted by guest1
Originally posted by JPM
so nice fresh coffee please, any chance of some toast too??

I'll have a strong black coffee please, and not too much butter on my toast..I don't want the fried egg to slide off.

And can someone at the back of the room PLEASE turn on the extractor fan - the testosterone levels in here are way above the acceptable healthy level.

:devil::lol:

Think i'll have to add
'Hi i'm new, and i'm a single girl in tight leather'
to my free tickets to the NEC post and see if i can beat Suprawomans record post :devil:

[phil_h]

I just came over all unnecessary !
Did somebody mention black leather or something ?

Welcome to the board Kitty by the way !
I'll have an ice-cold Guinness while you're there.

If you need a nice black bike to practice draping yourself over, I might be able to help :cool:

[guest1]

Originally posted by BDG
...'Hi i'm new, and i'm a single girl in tight leather'...
why Shaun you old devil, never knew you had it in you.
:lol:
Let it be known that BDG has now come out of the closet and from here on shall be known as Shaunetta

[DukeKitty]

well mr BDG, there is tight leather, and tight leather, the later is probably much better if you know where I'm coming from.:devil::devil::devil:;)

problem is getting it off on a hot day after a long ride.....;);)


KKKKKKKity

[Crunchy]

Originally posted by DukeKitty
well mr BDG, there is tight leather, and tight leather, the later is probably much better if you know where I'm coming from.:devil::devil::devil:;)

problem is getting it off on a hot day after a long ride.....;);)


KKKKKKKity

Sorry. This HAS GOT to be one of our more perverse male members trying to wind-us-up.
Anyway use a shoe horn like the rest of us

[DukeKitty]

why does it have to ??????:puzzled::puzzled::puzzled:

K:(:(:(:(:(

maybee I should move over to the otherside(DOC) they seem like nice bods...:(:(

[Edited on 20-10-2005 by DukeKitty]

[Ducnow]

Originally posted by Crunchy
Originally posted by DukeKitty
well mr BDG, there is tight leather, and tight leather, the later is probably much better if you know where I'm coming from.:devil::devil::devil:;)

problem is getting it off on a hot day after a long ride.....;);)


KKKKKKKity

Sorry. This HAS GOT to be one of our more perverse male members trying to wind-us-up.
Anyway use a shoe horn like the rest of us

Nhaaaaaaaaa......... i don't think so. :rolleye:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v336/whatever_nomatter/Misc/fat.jpg

[DukeKitty]

yuk,yuk, yuk, and a thousand yuks.....sorry to be blunt, but thats to much this time of the day:barfy::barfy::barfy:

[Ducnow]

Originally posted by DukeKitty
yuk,yuk, yuk, and a thousand yuks.....sorry to be blunt, but thats to much this time of the day:barfy::barfy::barfy:

Sorry, but i guess he's nice and warm. :D

[ScottyB]

I'm with CK and AK on this one................

Weeksey is back as a bird......:lol:

If not i am quite happy to do a forfeit.

Kitty my ass........

Welcome none the less...........blokey/birdey type person

[BDG]

Originally posted by DukeKitty
well mr BDG, there is tight leather, and tight leather, the later is probably much better if you know where I'm coming from.:devil::devil::devil:;)

problem is getting it off on a hot day after a long ride.....;);)


KKKKKKKity

Yea i know what you mean Kitty, i had exactly that problem when i was a girl before the sex change but now i go in for the baggy ar$e look.

No one on the board has ever guessed i used to be a girl, despite my delicate hands and long eyelashes.

[DukeKitty]

Originally posted by ScottyB
I'm with CK and AK on this one................

Weeksey is back as a bird......:lol:

If not i am quite happy to do a forfeit.

Kitty my ass........

Welcome none the less...........blokey/birdey type person
so what will this forfeit be then, let me think about this for a while............................................. .....
:eureka::eureka:
got just the thing.

[ScottyB]

Go on then what is it??????

Keep it clean i am a married man..........(Note i never put HAPPILY married man):frog:

[TP]

This could get interesting.

I volunteer to be a nuetral judge :D

[ScottyB]

Trust you to get involved...............

Damn there is a lot to be said for sitting at home syndrome!!!!

[DukeKitty]

it's going to be messy, really messy...;);)
that's all I will say at this point:smug::smug:

any ideas

K

[JPM]

Originally posted by BDG
Originally posted by DukeKitty
well mr BDG, there is tight leather, and tight leather, the later is probably much better if you know where I'm coming from.:devil::devil::devil:;)

problem is getting it off on a hot day after a long ride.....;);)


KKKKKKKity

Yea i know what you mean Kitty, i had exactly that problem when i was a girl before the sex change but now i go in for the baggy ar$e look.

No one on the board has ever guessed i used to be a girl, despite my delicate hands and long eyelashes.

And here's me thinking you just had boy boobs! :o

[ScottyB]

Na totally lost..............

Messy as in body fluids messy or other substances......:lol:

[DukeKitty]

do you have a spare rubber suit by any chance....;)

[ScottyB]

yes a lovely bright yellow one...............North Sea special.....Room for 2 you want to hop in and zip it up..........:frog:

[DukeKitty]

yellow is not really my colour , love black though:devil::devil:

[ScottyB]

There is only one woman i know who is into all things black especially rubber......Kwik Bitch.........

I will save myself for her thanks..........she's got it going on and an excellent taste in bikes to boot:P

[TP]

I'll need to know the 'rules' if I'm to adjudicate in an even handed manner.

You may send them to me via u2u if you like, but bribes will need to go to my hotmail account ;)

:lol:

[DukeKitty]

ok, go to her then:(:(:(:(



I'll still be here later though;););)


K

[Edited on 20-10-2005 by DukeKitty]

[TP]

We men are such simple creatures ...

[ScottyB]

Yeah,

You should remember the old squaddie rules in life Tony........

They have never let me down yet.

1. Never **** a bird with shorter hair than you

2. Never **** a bird with smaller breasts than you.

3. Never **** a bird with tattoo's which are spelt incorrectly.

Anything else is a goer.:lol:

[TP]

Originally posted by ScottyB
Yeah,

You should remember the old squaddie rules in life Tony........

They have never let me down yet.

1. Never **** a bird with shorter hair than you

2. Never **** a bird with smaller breasts than you.

3. Never **** a bird with tattoo's which are spelt incorrectly.

Anything else is a goer.:lol:

:lol:

Your mate never rang me today ... :o

[DukeKitty]

on a more ducati based theme, which is why I joined here , can anyone help me out on a few items of info.

what would be the best 999r to lookout for.
is new allways the best option, or is a good used bike more viable from a spec view point.

what problems shold I lookout for and what probs can I expect to get with one.

what are the difference between the 999r models from it;'s early models to current model year.

any help would be nice before I go out and start to look, need to be armed with as much info as possible .

thanks K

now back to the jovial banter;);)

[ScottyB]

I can only help you out Kitty if you can confirm that you do not break any of the above 3 rules....:lol:

[DukeKitty]

not even close ;);)

[TP]

Originally posted by DukeKitty
on a more ducati based theme, which is why I joined here , can anyone help me out on a few items of info.

what would be the best 999r to lookout for.
is new allways the best option, or is a good used bike more viable from a spec view point.

what problems shold I lookout for and what probs can I expect to get with one.

what are the difference between the 999r models from it;'s early models to current model year.

any help would be nice before I go out and start to look, need to be armed with as much info as possible .

thanks K

now back to the jovial banter;);)

Someone with more experience on these bikes will be better able to help ...

Do you have a budget in mind? 03 999R's are still around £11k or thereabouts I think. Maybe a touch more.

What has attracted you to Ducati's? Do you like the shape of any particular bike? I'm a fan of the 998/748 shape although the newer shape is growing on me .. kind of like a fungus ...

I'm no expert on the 999R's so can't help with the difference between them, JPM and the like should be able to though.

[KeefyB]

Originally posted by DukeKitty
what would be the best 999r to lookout for.
is new allways the best option, or is a good used bike more viable from a spec view point.

what problems shold I lookout for and what probs can I expect to get with one.

what are the difference between the 999r models from it;'s early models to current model year.

Best to ask that question on the 749/999 board,....I'm sure all the 'R' bores/snobs will be along to fill you in with the gorey details.
Basically,'03 bike,Cast swingarm,carbon everything,'race can' with very small outlets,136bhp.
'04,more of the same but with deep swingarm,139bhp.
'05,Wider top fairing,no top vents,taller screen,front guard now painted with Corse stripe,assymetric Termignoni system and a claimed 150bhp.
Oh,and mines a Stella or Red Stripe while you're at the bar.

[DukeKitty]

thank you guys.....

[Crunchy]

Originally posted by DukeKitty
on a more ducati based theme, which is why I joined here , can anyone help me out on a few items of info.

what would be the best 999r to lookout for.
is new allways the best option, or is a good used bike more viable from a spec view point.

what problems shold I lookout for and what probs can I expect to get with one.

what are the difference between the 999r models from it;'s early models to current model year.

any help would be nice before I go out and start to look, need to be armed with as much info as possible .

thanks K

now back to the jovial banter;);)

I'm not trying to be chauvinistic here (that's if you are really one of those opposite sex types) but if it's only for the road then you are wasting your money. Get a 996/8 or 999 bip. If however, you are intending to do TD's then yes yes yes get a 2005 999R. And if you do, and you are a women, then I will be for always your slave :devil:

[yeti]

Are you sad f**ks still taking this one seriously? I just don't believe it!
(Said with soft Scottish accent)

[Edited on 20-10-2005 by yeti]

[DukeKitty]

I think that all the sceptics will have a shock coming soon....:smug::smug:

[Crunchy]

Originally posted by DukeKitty
I think that all the sceptics will have a shock coming soon....:smug::smug:

Why, are you going to buy Monster. No No, worse still a a yellow monster

[Crunchy]

Originally posted by yeti
Are you sad f**ks still taking this one seriously? I just don't believe it!
(Said with soft Scottish accent)

[Edited on 20-10-2005 by yeti]

"soft Scottish accent" HELLLLLLO that's like saying there are quiet Ducati clutches

[DukeKitty]

Full DSC membership being sorted in the next few days.
Hoping to get to some sussex meets soon after.
:D:D

K

[guest1]

Originally posted by Crunchy
Originally posted by yeti
Are you sad f**ks still taking this one seriously? I just don't believe it!
(Said with soft Scottish accent)

[Edited on 20-10-2005 by yeti]

"soft Scottish accent" HELLLLLLO that's like saying there are quiet Ducati clutches
:lol::lol:
Crunchy - you sound like the dragon "Clifford" off the mouthwash advert.

OMG, guess there's gonna be a rush on at the Spar shop for mouthwash and Lynx tomorrow?

[Crunchy]

Originally posted by guest1
Originally posted by Crunchy
Originally posted by yeti
Are you sad f**ks still taking this one seriously? I just don't believe it!
(Said with soft Scottish accent)

[Edited on 20-10-2005 by yeti]

"soft Scottish accent" HELLLLLLO that's like saying there are quiet Ducati clutches
:lol::lol:
Crunchy - you sound like the dragon "Clifford" off the mouthwash advert.

OMG, guess there's gonna be a rush on at the Spar shop for mouthwash and Lynx tomorrow?

I feel I must reply in some way or other to either compliment or insult you but I haven't got a clue WHAT the f*ck you are on about. Who's "Clifford" :puzzled: what's or who is OMG:puzzled: and why is there going to be a rush at the Spar for mouthwash and Lynx :puzzled: and further more why tomorrow. :puzzled: Has this to do with this LYNX thing :puzzled: What is Lynx :puzzled: How do you know I look like a dragaon:puzzled: You've offended the wife now. There's only room for one Dragon in this household BUDDY :pig: Now the wife feels threatened, Thanks a lot MATEY, live in hell, I'll meet you there with my mouthwash and friggin what ever it is LYNX.

[ath748]

In the listerine advert there's a dragon with bad breath, name is clifford I believe. But I'll stand to be corrected on that one.

OMG stands for Oh My God. In the same way as imho stands for "in my honest (or humble) opinion".

Lynx is a famous deoderant brand with a current slogan of Get More (or something like that) - relating to totty obviously.

Ade.

[Edited on 21-10-2005 by ath748]

[guest1]

Originally posted by Crunchy
I feel I must reply in some way or other to either compliment or insult you but I haven't got a clue WHAT the f*ck you are on about. Who's "Clifford" what's or who is OMG and why is there going to be a rush at the Spar for mouthwash and Lynx and further more why tomorrow. Has this to do with this LYNX thing What is Lynx How do you know I look like a dragaon You've offended the wife now. There's only room for one Dragon in this household BUDDY Now the wife feels threatened, Thanks a lot MATEY, live in hell, I'll meet you there with my mouthwash and friggin what ever it is LYNX.
[Edited on 21-10-2005 by ath748]

:lol::lol::lol:

So much for the common market.

The dragon sounded like Leslie Philips on a good day.

Shurely you know who Leslie Philips is:(

Re: you the dragon....guess you save a fortune on toasters, but hey NMP.

[Edited on 21-10-2005 by guest1]

[Crunchy]

Now I get you DUH
:puzzled:You still haven't explained what OMG means though and what's NMP

[ath748]

OMG.....Oh My God.


NMP......Not My something or other I guess!

[guest1]

Originally posted by ath748
OMG.....Oh My God.


NMP......Not My something or other I guess!

NMP - Not My Problem

LNOK - referred to in helpdesk logs = Loose Nut On Keyboard
LOIE - also referred to in helpdesk logs = Local Operator Interface Error
DNC - referred to in accident report books at end of accident description = Did Not Cry

[Martin Ducati Glasgow]

Great thread folks, OMG what a laugh!!:lol::lol::lol:

Dukekitty just sent you a u2u:)

[kwikbitch]

Originally posted by ScottyB
Yeah,

You should remember the old squaddie rules in life Tony........

They have never let me down yet.

1. Never **** a bird with shorter hair than you

2. Never **** a bird with smaller breasts than you.

3. Never **** a bird with tattoo's which are spelt incorrectly.

Anything else is a goer.:lol:

What's the motto Scotty???,Oh Yeah! "Any holes a goal"???:lol:;):P:devil:

[ScottyB]

Exactly KB.

At last a woman who understands me........

My work here on earth is done, i can go happy, i have cracked it:D

[Ducnow]

So, who was HE? :D