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TP
05-Dec-2005, 21:48
The good news is, you'll be pleased to know, my Ancestry VISA runs out in two months. I can't believe it's been nearly 4 years ...

The bad news is, I'm applying for indefinite leave to remain so you could be stuck with me for as long as I want :D

:lol:

GsxrAge
05-Dec-2005, 21:51
Where do we send our letters of Objection ???

TP
05-Dec-2005, 21:53
Ha ... yes you can object.

Send your letters to:

IDGAF
11 KissMyArse Lane
Your Buttsville
TW6 666

GsxrAge
05-Dec-2005, 21:58
Originally posted by TP
Ha ... yes you can object.

Send your letters to:

IDGAF
11 KissMyArse Lane
Your Buttsville
TW6 666

Pmsl

What we have to send it to your home address :D:lol:

ScottyB
05-Dec-2005, 22:00
Don't worry folks.

It won't be long before he reverts to type and he gets knicked for a major crime, we can then ship him off back on a long boat back to his roots;)

antonye
05-Dec-2005, 22:01
http://prodtn.cafepress.com/5/25158015_F_tn.jpg

Get a big black dog up ya!

berto
05-Dec-2005, 22:05
:rodent: Send the bugger back...

ScottyB
05-Dec-2005, 22:06
Superb Antonye.

TP you can only stay if you pass the DSC "Britishness Quiz"

Give us all 3 versus of the National Anthem in a dance of the flaming ******** style!!!:P

andyb
05-Dec-2005, 23:21
Just come back in in the back of a lorry...............gotta be worth £100 a week......your not allowed to work mind!(well legally!!!)

[Edited on 5-12-2005 by andyb]

Old Yella
05-Dec-2005, 23:35
Bugga,
dont we need the space over here :D

phillc
06-Dec-2005, 11:28
Hints and Suggestions:

1. Make an appointment with the Visa people in Croydon. Do not just turn up or you will queue all day. An appointment should take you to the front of the line (actually it's a different line), yet you will still need to wait probably for a while.

2. Check your current Ancestry Visa very, very carefully. You can only apply for ILR up two two weeks prior to the completion of your four years. This four years started from the date the first entry stamp on the visa says. Do not confuse this with the date your Ancestry Visa was actually issued.

3. You'll need all day. Once you get through the first bit where you pay the money and they do a little interview, they then take your passport from you and tell you the visa will be ready in 3 to 4 hours. You're in Croydon, leave. Get a train to Clapham or Victoria. Go for coffee. Go for beer. Whatever, you have half a day to kill.

4. Read all the application instructions exceedingly carefully. Spend time preparing your documents. Check them. Check them again. Check them again. You don't want to take a day off work, make an appointment, go to Croydon only to find that one tiny insignificant piece of documentation is missing. It's a trap for young players.

TP
06-Dec-2005, 11:34
Originally posted by phillc
Hints and Suggestions:

1. Make an appointment with the Visa people in Croydon. Do not just turn up or you will queue all day. An appointment should take you to the front of the line (actually it's a different line), yet you will still need to wait probably for a while.

2. Check your current Ancestry Visa very, very carefully. You can only apply for ILR up two two weeks prior to the completion of your four years. This four years started from the date the first entry stamp on the visa says. Do not confuse this with the date your Ancestry Visa was actually issued.

3. You'll need all day. Once you get through the first bit where you pay the money and they do a little interview, they then take your passport from you and tell you the visa will be ready in 3 to 4 hours. You're in Croydon, leave. Get a train to Clapham or Victoria. Go for coffee. Go for beer. Whatever, you have half a day to kill.

4. Read all the application instructions exceedingly carefully. Spend time preparing your documents. Check them. Check them again. Check them again. You don't want to take a day off work, make an appointment, go to Croydon only to find that one tiny insignificant piece of documentation is missing. It's a trap for young players.

Cheers mate. Ange was recently told by a NI person that we had to do it from the date that the VISA was issued, not the date we first entered the country. It was issued in Feb but I didn't enter the country until the end of March. Thanks for that.

So, a few more months yet. I wonder how I'd go leaving and trying to come back in before the 4 years from the first time I entered the country but after the VISA issue date. I reckon they'd have an issue with that.

Hrmmm

ericthered40
06-Dec-2005, 12:40
He won't be going back to the christmas Kangaroo again. :lol:

psychlist
06-Dec-2005, 13:06
Better bring forward the Assen DD round to the beginning of March then :lol:

domski
06-Dec-2005, 13:15
Originally posted by TP
The good news is, you'll be pleased to know, my Ancestry VISA runs out in two months. I can't believe it's been nearly 4 years ...

The bad news is, I'm applying for indefinite leave to remain so you could be stuck with me for as long as I want :D

:lol:

Where was the good news?

Ray
06-Dec-2005, 13:17
First dibs on yer 998r, 15,000 ...............$aus.

Just need to call a mate at the FO to make sure the deal will happen!!

If yer lucky Blunket will be giving yer application the once over!


Ray.

phillc
06-Dec-2005, 13:19
Originally posted by TP

Cheers mate. Ange was recently told by a NI person that we had to do it from the date that the VISA was issued, not the date we first entered the country. It was issued in Feb but I didn't enter the country until the end of March. Thanks for that.


Maybe it's changed in the last year, but I'd triple check. I turned up two weeks before the ISSUE date on my Ancestry Visa, but this was about 6 weeks before my first ARRIVAL date. They told me to bugger off and come back two weeks before my arrival date.

Dunno about coming and going etc, but I reckon it's four year from your arrival date. The issue date is mostly just there because you need to validate your visa (ie arrive in the UK) no more than 6 months after it was issued.

TP
06-Dec-2005, 13:24
Originally posted by phillc
Maybe it's changed in the last year, but I'd triple check. I turned up two weeks before the ISSUE date on my Ancestry Visa, but this was about 6 weeks before my first ARRIVAL date. They told me to bugger off and come back two weeks before my arrival date.

Dunno about coming and going etc, but I reckon it's four year from your arrival date. The issue date is mostly just there because you need to validate your visa (ie arrive in the UK) no more than 6 months after it was issued.

I'll check it out anyway, thanks again.

Ray - you can have first dibs but you'll need a fatter wallet than that! I want to take it back to Aus when I eventually go home, these things still fetch $30kAUD.

WeeJohnyB
06-Dec-2005, 14:47
ah, there's the good news.......''he's eventually going home'':lol:

WeeJohnyB

TP
06-Dec-2005, 14:48
Originally posted by WeeJohnyB
ah, there's the good news.......''he's eventually going home'':lol:

WeeJohnyB

Looks like I'll be heckling on Thursday night then ... ;)

Watch out for the maltesers!

domski
06-Dec-2005, 14:56
Originally posted by TP
Originally posted by WeeJohnyB
ah, there's the good news.......''he's eventually going home'':lol:

WeeJohnyB

Looks like I'll be heckling on Thursday night then ... ;)

Watch out for the maltesers!

Oh great, are they playing?

I love Maltesers!!




(Probably why I'm now 13 stone:()

TP
06-Dec-2005, 14:57
Yes, WJB and crew are playing in London on Thursday night.

You'll need to bring your own maltesers though.

;)

psychlist
06-Dec-2005, 14:58
Originally posted by domski

(Probably why I'm now 13 stone :( )


Lightweight!! :P

domski
06-Dec-2005, 14:59
Originally posted by TP
Yes, WJB and crew are playing in London on Thursday night.

You'll need to bring your own maltesers though.

;)

If I had maltesers, I wouldn't be throwing them!!

MMMMMMMMmmmmm Maltesers :D:D:D:D:D

WeeJohnyB
06-Dec-2005, 15:42
oh ****, maybe made a mistake crossing the big boy from down under, although I do like maltesers, I'm not sure I like them at 200mph aimed at my head:lol:

Then again, I'm the one with the mic in his hand, could brush up on my aussie jokes, but then I have a group of about 6 others coming from work, not sure I'd get away with just malts being thrown:o:o:o

WeeJohnyB

TP
06-Dec-2005, 15:47
:lol:

I would promise to be on my best behaviour ... but they serve beer there don't they?

Mmmm ... beeeeeer

clockwork orange
06-Dec-2005, 23:04
The visa is validated on entering the country - so 4 years from arrival date.

As phillc said - make sure every t is crossed and every i dotted. They are VERY particular. But if all the paper is in order then its no trouble.

Rob's was slightly different as he had a 1 year ltr as the spouse of a Brit, applied for indefinite 2wks before the date and had it back (all via snail mail) within a week. In spite of changing jobs during the 1st year when he shouldn't have.

kwikbitch
07-Dec-2005, 20:23
Originally posted by domski


If I had maltesers, I wouldn't be throwing them!!

MMMMMMMMmmmmm Maltesers :D:D:D:D:D

How many can you fit in your mouth at once?...
Can you suck the chocolate off the outside without melting the inside...OR can you suck the inside out without melting the chocolate?
Mmmmmm Maltesers not to be wasted!:D:devil:

Visa ended...send him back I say? Unless anyones found a use for him yet?:P