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Xmas Penguin
13-Dec-2005, 11:50
Hello little children, come and sit with me & tell me what you would like for christmas.
I work with Santa and can tell him of all your wishes:sing::sing:
philthy
13-Dec-2005, 11:52
I can't wait to see where this one goes!:saint:
Xmas Penguin
13-Dec-2005, 11:53
I usually go around nice cold places in the North Pole.

Where do you go/

can I just say what a strange name you have Philthy?
Davieravie
13-Dec-2005, 11:59
THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

http://wallpapers.skins.be/kelly-brook/kelly-brook-1024x768-18783.jpg

[Edited on 13-12-2005 by Davieravie]

[Edited on 13-12-2005 by Davieravie]

[Edited on 13-12-2005 by Davieravie]
Xmas Penguin
13-Dec-2005, 12:02
A picture would be nice David, or havent you learnt to post them yet?:saint:
yeti
13-Dec-2005, 12:06
Didn't realise Gary Glitter had email in Vietnam............
Xmas Penguin
13-Dec-2005, 12:08
Now now Mr Yeti no sarcasm dear.
Just because you have probably flown over there a few times eh?;)

and wht did you want for Christmas?

David, that is a nice picture of a lady but are you sure you dont want anything else?
Davieravie
13-Dec-2005, 12:19
No thats fine, thats all I want, thanks!! Im no greedy.
Lily
13-Dec-2005, 12:25
i'd like a garage please mister santa

somewhere i can keep my toys nice and warm and play with them when i want to.
yeti
13-Dec-2005, 12:26
Originally posted by Lily
i'd like a garage please mister santa

somewhere i can keep my toys nice and warm and play with them when i want to.

Thought you kept your toys in JPM's pants Lily? :lol:
Xmas Penguin
13-Dec-2005, 12:29
yeti - if you behave like that you wont get ANY presents this year, you naughty boy:P

Lily, i will see what I can do for you. can you post JPM's number up the chimney for me to collect?

:roll:
ScottyB
13-Dec-2005, 13:22
Santa,

I would like a shot when Davieravie is finished with his present please.

Aren't all good children supposed to share????;)
Xmas Penguin
13-Dec-2005, 13:24
most defianately they should share Scotty:)

but as you might appear to have dropped a bike on the floor this year, not all your wishes may come true.
Can you confirm you havent fallen off?:alien:
Jools
13-Dec-2005, 13:29
Dear Santa...

I'd like a big mallet to **** the Xmas Penguin with :devil:
Xmas Penguin
13-Dec-2005, 13:31
Originally posted by Jools
Dear Santa...

I'd like a big mallet to **** the Xmas Penguin with :devil:

:(
ScottyB
13-Dec-2005, 13:33
I didn't drop it Santa honest.

It was the big boys that did it:D
Xmas Penguin
13-Dec-2005, 13:38
See Scotty?

with a little magic I knows everything:D
Davieravie
13-Dec-2005, 14:33
Originally posted by ScottyB
Santa,

I would like a shot when Davieravie is finished with his present please.

Aren't all good children supposed to share????;)

Scotty, we can play with it at the same time :eureka:;)
Mr C
13-Dec-2005, 14:39
A House on the French Riviera.
rcgbob44
13-Dec-2005, 14:41
Jools

Wana borrow a 12 bore instead!:flame:
dickieducati
13-Dec-2005, 14:44
can i have a huge anvil fall on my wife's (soon to be ex) head please. oh and some of that sticky stuff you can blow into balloons that i used to get every xmas from hamleys. ta.
Xmas Penguin
13-Dec-2005, 14:50
Davie - naughy boy

Mr C - greedy lad out of the question

rgcbob - scrooge:P do you know a man called meldrew?

Dickie - the latter is possible, you never know;)

:sing::sing:
Davieravie
13-Dec-2005, 14:52
Originally posted by dickieducati
some of that sticky stuff you can blow into balloons that i used to get every xmas from hamleys. ta.


Ive got a few used burst balloons with sticky stuff inside left over from the weekend :D:D:D:D:D
ScottyB
13-Dec-2005, 16:16
Originally posted by Davieravie


Scotty, we can play with it at the same time :eureka:;) [/quote]

Sounds like a plan to me mate.

Big High 5 for the change over as normal???;)
Penguin Hunter
14-Dec-2005, 15:01
Come and sit on my knee little penguin and i'll wring your neck me little feathered friend:lol:
Xmas Penguin
14-Dec-2005, 15:14
Originally posted by Penguin Hunter
Come and sit on my knee little penguin and i'll wring your neck me little feathered friend:lol:

I'll sit on your knee anytime:lol: but I'll get first peck:devil:

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