Free Ducati Pencils

[Xmas Penguin]

to whoever can answer this question:

Where am I?

and I have a selection of Red & Yellow ones:cool:

[Davieravie]

The North Pole like it says.....I'll have a yella one.....writes faster.

[Xmas Penguin]

that where i spend most of my time.

Where am I today?

[Tonio600]

In France, such question would have been worth the following answer:
"dans ton cul..."

But I doubt British and French humour to be the same so I won't translate it :lol: :lol:

[Xmas Penguin]

Best not to Monsieur

[Davieravie]

Whats it called?Cumbernauld??

[Xmas Penguin]

no

lower

[Davieravie]

Thats as low as life gets staying/living there. :P

[TP]

I'm open to bribes :D

[AK]

London?

want a red one:)

[chicken]

I bet it's Shaun, typing from Nelly's computer = Nottingham.

[Xmas Penguin]

Originally posted by TP
I'm open to bribes :D


no you're not:P

Chi & CK: wrong

:ninja:

[Brogins]

sicily??

[Xmas Penguin]

Signore di I regret non:cool:

[Davieravie]

Originally posted by Xmas Penguin
no

lower

Motherwell?

[Xmas Penguin]

nope

[JPM]

Could still be Shaun, but not from Nelly's

[Xmas Penguin]

JPM - wrong:P

[JPM]

Dibble in an internet café in Monterey? or in the Business suite in the hotel then?

[phoenix n max]

Originally posted by Xmas Penguin

and I have a selection of Red & Yellow ones:cool:

M & M 's ? Fruit Pastilles ? Coventry ?

[Edited on 13-12-2005 by phoenix n max]

[Davieravie]

the zoo????

[Xmas Penguin]

:lol::lol::lol:

feels like it sometimes:lol:

you really do want pencils Davie, dont you:frog:

[Davieravie]

If its free, I'll have it! And this breaks up my day as Im doing my accounts now.

[Xmas Penguin]

Phoenix - read the first post:P pencils you banana

Davie you havent guessed very far yet.

Am definately NOT Dibble:o he is a little more rotund than moi:smug:

[Davieravie]

An Eskimos farm getting fattened up for their Christmas dinner?????

[Xmas Penguin]

Originally posted by Davieravie
An Eskimos farm getting fattened up for their Christmas dinner?????

am fat enough already:o:o

NO!

[ScottyB]

At home in Nottingham???

[yeti]

Greater Manchester

[ScottyB]

Leicester, Birmingham, some dump in the Midlands somewhere???

[Iconic944ss]

Today apparently, is Republic day in Malta, so I vote for Malta! :)

Frank

[yeti]

Originally posted by yeti
Greater Manchester

Or to be more precise - Radbroke Hall, Knutsford. :sing:

[phoenix n max]

Originally posted by Xmas Penguin
Phoenix - read the first post:P pencils you banana
:

No thats Domski who's a nana !

[Davieravie]

Originally posted by yeti
Originally posted by yeti
Greater Manchester

Or to be more precise - Radbroke Hall, Knutsford. :sing:

I was just going to say that :eureka:

[yeti]

Originally posted by Davieravie
Originally posted by yeti
Originally posted by yeti
Greater Manchester

Or to be more precise - Radbroke Hall, Knutsford. :sing:

I was just going to say that :eureka:

Aye, and have you noticed the booger's gone all quiet now he's been rumbled? :lol:

[Xmas Penguin]

all wrong!!:P

bit chilly oop North:o

[Twinfan]

Carlisle somewhere???

[Davieravie]

Solitary confinement, D wing, HMP Barlinnie, Glasgow??????????????

[Xmas Penguin]

Originally posted by Twinfan
Carlisle somewhere???

brrrrrr...

Still along way from me

[Xmas Penguin]

Originally posted by Davieravie
Solitary confinement, D wing, HMP Barlinnie, Glasgow??????????????

are you on C wing?:puzzled:

:saint:

:sing:

[JPM]

Originally posted by yeti
Originally posted by Davieravie
Originally posted by yeti
Originally posted by yeti
Greater Manchester

Or to be more precise - Radbroke Hall, Knutsford. :sing:

I was just going to say that :eureka:

Aye, and have you noticed the booger's gone all quiet now he's been rumbled? :lol:

Sorry guys it ain't me... and I'm as stumped as you!

Where's TP today, or DCR?

[Xmas Penguin]

you seek him here you seek him there:lol::lol:


:saint:

[Davieravie]

Originally posted by Xmas Penguin
you seek him here you seek him there:lol::lol:


:saint:

And when we find you were gonna rip of your wings and have a game of touch rugby with you :devil:

[JPM]

Originally posted by Davieravie
[
And when we find you were gonna rip of your wings and have a game of touch rugby with you :devil:

PMSL! :lol:

[Ian]

I know exactly where he is. He is in front of a computer screen. Now pay up, - has anybody got the link for that whack the penguin game?

[psychlist]

Fareham.

[Mark]

I'd be cheating if i said who it is!

[TP]

Originally posted by JPM
Where's TP today

In and out of meetings mate ...

.. I did say I was open to bribes, and I do have access to a few more 'toys' on this website ...

and I do know who it is ;)

:lol:

[Mark]

It's not him, to subtle for an aussie!

[Xmas Penguin]

Originally posted by JPM
Originally posted by Davieravie

And when we find you were gonna rip of your wings and have a game of touch rugby with you :devil:

PMSL! :lol:

I'm looking forwards to it:devil:

Not quite as far south as you suggest psyclist

[Ian]

so is it Europe?

[psychlist]

Surrey then.

Or perhaps Reading with the rest of the Berks? ;)

[Mark]

Post, before i deleted it, was a massive hint!

Were you quick enough :lol:

[Xmas Penguin]

Def Europe mr boss man:)

Psyclist am not a berk either:P

[Chaz]

http://www.brajeshwar.com/documents/penguin/

[yeti]

Bored now................

[TP]

Originally posted by Flanks
It's not him, to subtle for an aussie!

That is too subtle.

And it's your bloody language!!! ;)

[Ian]

thanks chass the kids asked me for this link the other day, should keep em quiet.

I confess that I can see the Country of IP and like TP I am open to bribes, the promise of a mince pie will do it for me.

:D

[Mark]

:lol: Ian, I'd worked it out before i checked.

Each has a hint to the location........

(removes tp and ians ability to post or u2u) :frog:

[Chaz]

O a red one please as you can see ffrom my last reply I found you.:P

[Xmas Penguin]

who found me??:puzzled:

[Mark]

Originally posted by TP
Originally posted by Flanks
It's not him, to subtle for an aussie!

That is too subtle.

And it's your bloody language!!! ;)

No need to be so picky mate, what's an o between webteam!

[AK]

I cant believe you lot!!:o over 450 views and so many posts, all over a flipping penguin!:lol::lol::lol:

C, owning a red ducati pencil (set) :smug:

[Chaz]

Originally posted by Xmas Penguin
who found me??:puzzled:
ME.:bouncy:

[Xmas Penguin]

Oh no you didnt

Thats my family tho:o

[Chaz]

Originally posted by Xmas Penguin
Oh no you didnt

Thats my family tho:o
Prove it I think it's you ask anyone, pay up red please.:)

[Xmas Penguin]

Nah

you havent got me yet:P

anyone out for a ride this weekend?:saint: might pop along to annoy you:ninja:

[yeti]

I know EXACTLY who and where, and may even be visiting soon............:sing::sing:

[Xmas Penguin]

:o:o:o:o

*sound of flippers waddling away quickly*

1 crackerjack pencil will be on its way to you tomorrow

[yeti]

Originally posted by Xmas Penguin
:o:o:o:o

*sound of flippers waddling away quickly*

1 crackerjack pencil will be on its way to you tomorrow

Nah, can't do that! I cheated!!!!!! :lol:

[Athelstan]

XP
You are in Ducati Heaven powered by Bill Gates - now please let me have a YELLOW Ducati pencil - thank you.

[ScottyB]

Henners in Spain????

Christ he must be bored...............

Retirement does that to you!!

[Xmas Penguin]

morning morning morning:D

all wrong so far:P

Yeti will get his pencil at some point:rolleye: sneaky:P

[Mark]

How many clues have been given away :lol:

[Penguin Hunter]

I'm curently scouring Nottinghamshire for Nelly or Rushjob.

I'll kill you and steal your pencils :devil:

[Xmas Penguin]

Originally posted by Penguin Hunter
I'm curently scouring Nottinghamshire for Nelly or Rushjob.

I'll kill you and steal your pencils :devil:


:lol::lol::lol:

try another county:P and person:P

:devil:

[phoenix n max]

Penquin Hunter ??? <oh my> :lol: :lol: Whatever next!

[Penguin Hunter]

Originally posted by Xmas Penguin
Originally posted by Penguin Hunter
I'm curently scouring Nottinghamshire for Nelly or Rushjob.

I'll kill you and steal your pencils :devil:


:lol::lol::lol:

try another county:P and person:P

:devil:

Don't care, i'll kill them any way, don't need an excuse, then i'll creep up on you.

Stuff the turkey for xmas, you're history, hope you're juicy and tender:lol:

[phoenix n max]

Did I just spot a mistake a sec ago ? Now deleted ?

[Xmas Penguin]

I can be whatever you desire:saint:

but you are not getting a pencil:P

[Xmas Penguin]

and stop sending me suggestive u2us:o

youll possibly poop yourself if you knew who I am:lol::P:lol:


*waddles off*

[Penguin Hunter]

Originally posted by Xmas Penguin
and stop sending me suggestive u2us:o

youll possibly poop yourself if you knew who I am:lol::P:lol:


*waddles off*

Chris Waddle

[AK]

anyone want a handbag?:lol::lol:

[Stu748R]

Are you next to the mars bars on the second shelf,isle 3 in Sainburys in Woking?

[Edited on 14-12-2005 by Stu748R]

[Davieravie]

RIGHT!!!! Penguin!!!!! Whats the clues?? I want a pencil and Kelly Brook like I asked for in other thread.

[Xmas Penguin]

I am neither north nor south

I eat lots with my mouth:ninja:

I'm often happy sometimes sad

When on here I'm completely mad:lol:

[chicken]

It's Mav on one of his continent jaunts.

It was the eating that gave it away!

[Davieravie]

Mad Mav.......give us a yella pencil!!!

[ScottyB]

Mav you old coffin dodger you!!!!!!

WTF is happening at New Year mate?????

Do i need to offload the kids for a few days so we can get steam boats Jock style????

[ScottyB]

Xmas Penguin,

Tell Santa the fat bassa i want a Coffin Dodger fleece for my Xmas or Mrs Santa is getting it!!!

Davie Ravie and I are going to "Tag Team" her!!!:D

[Xmas Penguin]

nope am not Mav but i do know him;)

Pencils still here:smug:

try south of the M42
this will give you a clue
Im not the mad Mavster
but I know most of you:P

I ride a ducati
not yellow - so glad:lol:
I go to the meets
but I ride very bad:o

I dance like a robot
and drink like a fish
now do tell me what
is your own xmas wish?

:cool:

[bradders]

is it rattler ??? :frog:

[BDG]

Originally posted by JPM
Could still be Shaun, but not from Nelly's

Defo not me, but i reckon it could be guest1

Ooops just read Xmas Penguins last post, sarf of the M42 so its not guest1

[Edited on 15-12-2005 by BDG]

[BDG]

Originally posted by Xmas Penguin

and drink like a fish


:cool:

Its either TP, CK or Redruth, mmm Redruth, now give me my pencil.

[Edited on 15-12-2005 by BDG]

[Davieravie]

Originally posted by BDG
Originally posted by Xmas Penguin

and drink like a fish


:cool:

Its either TP, CK or Redruth, mmm Redruth, now give me my pencil.

[Edited on 15-12-2005 by BDG]


I thought you sussed it by cheating???

[Xmas Penguin]

you are still guessing?
this is taking longer than i thought:lol:



I look like a penguin
I waddle about
I've been to some trackdays
and get all about


I ride a nice bike
well it is to me
I live outside london
now come & find me

:ninja:

[Mad Dog Bianchi]

Fabio, teh pizza man from Bristol who eats his own product before delivery on his Bianchi