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madmav
19-Jan-2006, 18:25
OK another great Idea from uncle mav:D

well it's not realy Biking weather and in the spirit of the north south devide


how about this!!!

First of all we pick a nice BIG field

IN the Midlands

( happen to know one:D)

Then we get some BIG strong lads from the North and south

;)

we then get the ladies to set up beer outlets or tea, coffee., Burgers etc,


Then all the souther'n shandy drinkers can compete with all the northen Double hard beer swilling monsters:lol:

we could do several events for the different classes.
Ie; (Down sarf)
Heavy Weight's
Andy B
weeksy2
Dibble

Light weights
AK
fordie
henners
Bantam weights
Nbs996

ETC ETC get the picture

this could be a great event!

Ride up pull ya arms out and then moan for a week:lol::lol:

put ya names down

who's up for it

Club spirit:D

Ps i'm the ref and my decision on the day is Final:smug:

Bring it on
bradders
19-Jan-2006, 18:35
dont forget the SUPER heavyweights!!;)

I thought this post would be a 'how long til we have ducati-down-south' spin off......
madmav
19-Jan-2006, 18:37
Nah Bradders i doh do politics:cool:
TP
19-Jan-2006, 18:39
I'm tipping Fordie to take the double hard ******* award!
bradders
19-Jan-2006, 18:39
messin....just messin.....anyway, I think BDG must be an honourary southerner with all the travelling he has done, so we'll have him!!
JPM
19-Jan-2006, 18:44
I think Shaun might have something to say about that, I'd of thought TP would be a safe bet for you lot, but those lamb chops need to go :D
TP
19-Jan-2006, 18:49
Originally posted by JPM
I think Shaun might have something to say about that, I'd of thought TP would be a safe bet for you lot, but those lamb chops need to go :D

OI! leave the lamb chops alone!

And I'm too broken to do anything like this at the moment, hold it in a few months in the better weather and I'll be fine :D

Oh and I'm LOVING your signature block! Was that something about CANADA???
Harv748
19-Jan-2006, 18:49
Sod the rope...lets just have a big game of bulldogs (he says, reminiscing back to 'ye olde school dayz)!:roll:
JPM
19-Jan-2006, 18:53
CANADA you say?
TP
19-Jan-2006, 18:54
Originally posted by JPM
CANADA you say?

Yes.

CANADA
madmav
19-Jan-2006, 18:57
Get back on Topic or i will have to punnish you!! again:o
TP
19-Jan-2006, 18:59
:lol:

Please don't punish me Your Madness!
Mark
19-Jan-2006, 19:07
This thing about ask scottch about Canada, what's it about, Scottch? Or anyone else.
itexuk
19-Jan-2006, 19:11
What about us in the WEST and East;)
Scotty Monster
19-Jan-2006, 19:27
where you drawing the north south line then ?
JPM
19-Jan-2006, 19:28
Originally posted by Flanks
This thing about ask scottch about Canada, what's it about, Scottch? Or anyone else.

It's been going on for days, and he's still not saying
swannymere
19-Jan-2006, 19:30
Originally posted by Scotty Monster
where you drawing the north south line then ?

Generally,anywhere north of Winchester,is ooop north:P
Mark
19-Jan-2006, 19:32
Originally posted by JPM
Originally posted by Flanks
This thing about ask scottch about Canada, what's it about, Scottch? Or anyone else.

It's been going on for days, and he's still not saying

Maybe he's forgotten?
madmav
19-Jan-2006, 19:55
THE LINE IS FROM THE wash to the Wirral!

thats buggered JPM up :bouncy:

now who's side you on:roll::puzzled:
Mark
19-Jan-2006, 19:58
where is the wash? And i thought the North started at the Watford Gap?
Gizmo
19-Jan-2006, 20:13
Originally posted by madmav
THE LINE IS FROM THE wash to the Wirral!

thats buggered JPM up :bouncy:

now who's side you on:roll::puzzled:

er Mav, JPM lives north of the Wirral, not that I've got the rule book out already, oh no, I'd never do that, never , :D :D :D ( unless we're losing fellas, there has gotta be a get out clause in there somewhere) :D :D
madmav
19-Jan-2006, 20:18
Originally posted by Gizmo
Originally posted by madmav
THE LINE IS FROM THE wash to the Wirral!

thats buggered JPM up :bouncy:

now who's side you on:roll::puzzled: there has gotta be a get out clause in there somewhere) :D :D

GET out clause ! section 2 of the firing squad sub section by the power impresed up on you by me by way of the sound of thunder:P
Fordie
19-Jan-2006, 20:21
You old Northern boys could'nt bite the balls of a chocolate mouse ,let along pull on a rope. It'lle be more like Dopes on a Rope. Mav you sure you got a big enough field for this and do I need to swap my Diablo's for some thing more grippy.4D

[Edited on 19-1-2006 by Fordie]
Davieravie
19-Jan-2006, 20:26
Us Northerners would be a safe bet.....we have Scottch....him against the whole of the rest of the softy Southerers..... GAME OVER!!! :D
Gizmo
19-Jan-2006, 20:26
Originally posted by madmav

GET out clause ! section 2 of the firing squad sub section by the power impresed up on you by me by way of the sound of thunder:P

Ah, surely that was amended at committee,> sub section 26, appendix Diii if my memory serves, quick lads pull now :D :D
madmav
19-Jan-2006, 20:28
Originally posted by Gizmo
, quick lads pull now :D :D

Giz not infront of the children:lol::lol:
madmav
19-Jan-2006, 20:30
Originally posted by Fordie
You old Northern boys could bite the balls of a chocolate mouse ,let along pull on a rope. It'lle be more like Dopes on a Rope. Mav you sure you got a big enough field for this and do I need to swap my Diablo's for some thing more grippy.4D
Thats the spirit 4D
Gizmo
19-Jan-2006, 20:32
Originally posted by madmav
Originally posted by Gizmo
, quick lads pull now :D :D

Giz not infront of the children:lol::lol:

sorry, thought we were the children :D
Fordie
19-Jan-2006, 20:37
While Im at it, thats another thing,you old boys from Uuup Nurth are more agin to Tug of War than us as you play it every Friday night , between the pay packet and the missus:lol: 4D
Gizmo
19-Jan-2006, 20:48
Originally posted by Fordie
While Im at it, thats another thing,you old boys from Uuup Nurth are more agin to Tug of War than us as you play it every Friday night , between the pay packet and the missus:lol: 4D

eh??, the missus is never at the pub on a friday night?? :D :D
psychlist
19-Jan-2006, 21:43
Originally posted by madmav
THE LINE IS FROM THE wash to the Wirral!

thats buggered JPM up :bouncy:

now who's side you on:roll::puzzled:

Wash!?! :o

Do you coal miners up there know about soap then :lol:
Gizmo
19-Jan-2006, 22:03
Originally posted by psychlist
Originally posted by madmav
THE LINE IS FROM THE wash to the Wirral!

thats buggered JPM up :bouncy:

now who's side you on:roll::puzzled:

Wash!?! :o

Do you coal miners up there know about soap then :lol:

nah, we spend all our time in union meetings :D :D got loads of time now since they closed the pits, means we can spend hours researching law and benefits courtesy of you hard working southern tax payers :D :D
Duke2BSteve
20-Jan-2006, 02:09
It's easy to sense where north starts..

Those who talk stupid, smoke rollys, have wippets as pets.. also weather is generally grim...

Usually blerks are overweight and either lay tarmac or drive trucks..:sing::sing:



[Edited on 20-1-2006 by Duke2BSteve]
madmav
20-Jan-2006, 08:57
Originally posted by Duke2BSteve
It's easy to sense where north starts..

Those who talk stupid, smoke rollys, have wippets as pets.. also weather is generally grim...

Usually blerks are overweight and either lay tarmac or drive trucks..:sing::sing:

mmmmmmmmmmmm

[Edited on 20-1-2006 by Duke2BSteve] ;)
JPM
20-Jan-2006, 11:10
I think we could potentially have quite a good squad thinking about it, we've got

Scottch
BDG
MartinH

All big guys, and I mean big!

Then you've got the likes of

Davie - after a few beers I bet he's a right nasty piece of work
DCR - or Howling Mad DCR as we call him
Gizmo - the silent killer
Martin (Ducati Glasgow) I've got him down as a terrier
TonyH - just sly
SteveM - Or babyface to his friends

I'll see if I can round the troops up!
Steve M
20-Jan-2006, 11:20
Originally posted by JPM
SteveM - Or babyface to his friends

I'll see if I can round the troops up!

Where's that one come from ???? I though it was Stephanie;)
weeksy2
20-Jan-2006, 11:31
Christ we're in trouble down here... we have Webby, Henners, Skids and Karl......

Just proves all you Northerners are fat bas****s.
Scottch
20-Jan-2006, 11:34
And you southerners are arses ? :frog:
JPM
20-Jan-2006, 11:34
Originally posted by weeksy2
Christ we're in trouble down here... we have Webby, Henners, Skids and Karl......

Just proves all you Northerners are fat bas****s.

Actually Steve I was going to suggest you jump into our camp (not suggesting your a fat B*****d) but you are from Merseyside and effectively a plastic southerner :lol:
JPM
20-Jan-2006, 11:35
Originally posted by Steve M
Originally posted by JPM
SteveM - Or babyface to his friends

I'll see if I can round the troops up!

Where's that one come from ???? I though it was Stephanie;)

Only at weekends... remember
weeksy2
20-Jan-2006, 12:13
Originally posted by JPM
Originally posted by weeksy2
Christ we're in trouble down here... we have Webby, Henners, Skids and Karl......

Just proves all you Northerners are fat bas****s.

Actually Steve I was going to suggest you jump into our camp (not suggesting your a fat B*****d) but you are from Merseyside and effectively a plastic southerner :lol:

i would, but i doubt i could raise the enthusiasm to bother attending :)

Social events are not my strong point.
TonyH
20-Jan-2006, 12:28
[quote]Originally posted by JPM
I
TonyH - just sly


Oh I'm hurt, Dark Horse may be but sly.
You wouldn't say that to Gordon Brown would you.:lol:
TonyH
20-Jan-2006, 12:30
Originally posted by Steve M
Originally posted by JPM
SteveM - Or babyface to his friends

I'll see if I can round the troops up!

Where's that one come from ???? I though it was Stephanie;)

Welcome back Steve, first week back at work I assume.
JPM
20-Jan-2006, 12:31
Dark horse/Sly... that's you that is
Steve M
20-Jan-2006, 12:42
Originally posted by TonyH
Originally posted by Steve M
Originally posted by JPM
SteveM - Or babyface to his friends

I'll see if I can round the troops up!

Where's that one come from ???? I though it was Stephanie;)

Welcome back Steve, first week back at work I assume.


Thanks Tony, I've been sewn back together again :) yep, first week back.
Melnie Mouse
20-Jan-2006, 12:51
oi, that's sexist, i want to be in tug o war too, not getting the beer and burgers for you lads... :(
BDG
20-Jan-2006, 12:57
Originally posted by bradders
messin....just messin.....anyway, I think BDG must be an honourary southerner with all the travelling he has done, so we'll have him!! :lol::lol::lol:

I love my ham and pease pudding stotties too much to be a shandy drinker.:P
Ains.
20-Jan-2006, 13:20
Nah, north is above Mancs ship canal and the Humber.
Rest of it is Midlands or foreign. :lol:

Ains.
guest1
20-Jan-2006, 13:53
Will there be enough wimmin in the game to make the tea's and sandwiches?
guest1
20-Jan-2006, 14:10
Looks like the darn sarf peeps are taking it serious and have started training for the tug o war already:
DSC Training (http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,1691203,00.html)
Gizmo
20-Jan-2006, 14:13
Originally posted by BDG
Originally posted by bradders
messin....just messin.....anyway, I think BDG must be an honourary southerner with all the travelling he has done, so we'll have him!! :lol::lol::lol:

I love my ham and pease pudding stotties too much to be a shandy drinker.:P

Gregg's used to do a top stottie, I ain't had one in ages :(
Melnie Mouse
20-Jan-2006, 14:44
Originally posted by guest1
Will there be enough wimmin in the game to make the tea's and sandwiches?


oi,

wahhhhhhhhh i want to join in the fun too!