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madmav
21-Jan-2006, 10:24
Surrey, do I need a passport?

well me and Mrs mav are on our way down to a place called Betchworth in surrey tommorow:D

we are meeting up with some people who want to do a Group trip to the Ring this year!

what will i need to take with me to enter into another part of the worl:lol:

I have spoke with Mi 6 this morning who have assured me that Bin Laden is not in residence:D

Apparently there is a road which was built heading North out of london called the M40:lol: But as yet few southerners have ever found it yet alone used it:lol:

I have also been to the doctors and had some injections for Yuppie flue:lol:

Mrs mav has been studying (slang) and we seem to have learned , Apples and pears, Diamond geezer, awlrite, easy, gotcha, etc etc ,so we should blend in ok!

I have today removed my tax disc, and put some 22" wheels on my car so as the peeps in surrey think i'm from ESSEX:lol:

I have been and fetched my own Wheel clamp;) that should save me £300:lol::lol:

My passport picture has now been changed !
It now shows me with A bola hat on!:lol::lol:


all thats left is to pic up my security on the way down!

hope we will blend in ok!:cool:

If i'm not back on here tommorow night at 8:lol:

you Know the yuppies got me!

See you all soon I hope;)
ps do you think we will be noticed?
pic below:lol::lol:

AK
21-Jan-2006, 10:34
Hello sweetpea:D

You do not need a passport to enter Surrey.............

However, you WILL need to take a swift elocution course in being able to make oneself understood in the queens english.

Just sorry that we wont be able to greet you on arrival - as we had heard you were coming, and have fled to the barren wastes of the Norf:lol: (2 weekends on the trot:o )

C, 'borrowing' nellys puter...........

madmav
21-Jan-2006, 10:36
Great! it is now megga safe to do the trip! knowing your up here "C":D

hope nelly is keeping well!

AK
21-Jan-2006, 10:37
Originally posted by madmav
Great! it is now megga safe to do the trip! knowing your up here "C":D

hope nelly is keeping well!

he was till I turned up!:o

:lol:

doogalman
21-Jan-2006, 10:39
Mav , Betchworth is my patch. get to the "dolphin " great little pub that will cater for your needs .
No passport reqd, just the permission of the squire.

madmav
21-Jan-2006, 10:42
Originally posted by doogalman
Mav , Betchworth is my patch. get to the "dolphin " great little pub that will cater for your needs .
No passport reqd, just the permission of the squire.

Harvester Arkle Manor,
Reigate Road
Betchworth
Surrey
RH3 7HB.

is this anywhere near? Doogleman

jeff st4s
21-Jan-2006, 10:43
Just make sure you bring your last 6 months bank statements (with something in it!!), we don't want any paupers here in Slurrey.
Look forward to meeting some new riders, with my membership being 1 week ish old.

madmav
21-Jan-2006, 10:45
Originally posted by jeff st4s
Just make sure you bring your last 6 months bank statements (with something in it!!)

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
welcome jeff

andyb
21-Jan-2006, 10:47
Why not just play your pikey card? just pitch up, ruin the location, a few free hand outs...and leave when you want!................I heard someone say!:eureka:

AK
21-Jan-2006, 10:47
Jeff - get yourself up to Box Hill tomorrow for the Surrey monthly meet. Webby is meeting folks there from 10am, before leaving for a short rideout at 11ish. (oh - and welcome:D )

Mav - give Mutters a shout - you aint going far from him:cool:

madmav
21-Jan-2006, 10:54
Oh by the way is this webby's place or Lord rattler's:lol:

I might Pitch my tent in the Grounds;)

Mutters
21-Jan-2006, 10:55
AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!

I'm B@!!@xed today and can't play ....... Waaaaaaaa!

Might be able to sneak down to Box tomorrow tho'

Sorry Mav, enjoy the high life tho' :D

Mutters
21-Jan-2006, 10:56
Originally posted by madmav
Oh by the way is this webby's place or Lord rattler's:lol:



That's Rattlers garage!

AK
21-Jan-2006, 10:58
Originally posted by madmav
Oh by the way is this webby's place or Lord rattler's:lol:

I might Pitch my tent in the Grounds;)

:o too small for Rattlers gaff

Mutters - wot you doing up at this time of the day mate?:puzzled: its only just 10am!

C

Mutters
21-Jan-2006, 10:59
I'm still on a late one :saint:

AK
21-Jan-2006, 11:01
am putting my fingers in my ears mate & singing - and closing my eyes....

dont wanna know - too much info:o

C
ps: cuppa late tomorrow afty?

Mutters
21-Jan-2006, 11:09
Sounds good, one sugar - two aspirin

AK
21-Jan-2006, 11:18
will bell you when we hit the m25 (all potentially hangover dependant;) )

C:saint:

doogalman
21-Jan-2006, 12:17
Mav , the arkle is ok. I allways go for the rack of ribs. They been well busy of late coz the only other one close by has closed for refit. If you going there for lunch get there early or you won't get a table. Or better still follow the lane next to the Arkle for half mile or so and eat at the Red Lion. Great pub. Havn't been there for some time but good ales and food.

webbyc
22-Jan-2006, 08:03
Hey Mav what time are you getting down to Slurrey? We'll be at Box Hill, which is just round the corner from where you'll be from 10am until about 11 ish. Oh and that's not my pad, far too colonial for me!!:lol: Give me a bell if you're about 07841 108352

madmav
22-Jan-2006, 20:50
Just got back;)
you flash bar stewards !!
But you can have it!:lol:

petrol 98.9:sniff:

most cars on drives £40K plus

some of the worst drivers i have ever seen:lol:

had a chat with a guy on a 748R at Box Hill (Nice Bike) but alas he was a DOC member:puzzled:

Well realy it is a nice place compared to the BRONX:lol::lol:

webby sorry i missed you;)

..Mav

madmav
22-Jan-2006, 20:52
ps i think i saw a Helicopter land in a field:D

was that lord rattlers place:lol::lol::lol::lol:;)

AK
22-Jan-2006, 20:57
petrol at 98.9 :puzzled:

Not seen it that much mate - only filled up beep-beep 2 days ago at 89.9 - and thats about par for the course round here!!

shame we were'nt here to see you tho:( - but had a great nite out with nelly, Rushjob & KB last nite......... its just my head that didnt:lol::lol:

madmav
22-Jan-2006, 21:01
ck coming out of reigate up the hill towards the M25, Esso i think :o
(98.9:o:o:o:o

next time i will pop in if ya there:D

just a thought! it may have been Diesel:puzzled:

[Edited on 22-1-2006 by madmav]

AK
22-Jan-2006, 21:05
dont you KNOW what you put in your van, you nit?:puzzled::lol::lol:

Diesel average price is 92.5 - 93.9 tops mate. You were mugged!!!!:lol::lol: Filled up yesterday just before juct 11 of M25 for 92.9 for diesel.
Muppet - you get a brummie in Surrey, and all he does is want to be ripped off!:P

Wanna buy a bike mav?:saint:

Rattler
22-Jan-2006, 21:07
I thought there was a lot of police activity today - now I know why!!! ;)

Get back to where you belong with your cheap petrol, non-diluted beer and more daylight hours!!!!

We need to talk about the Nurburgring soon!!!

Tim

madmav
22-Jan-2006, 21:24
charlotte! you cheeky girl !
next time i see you i will pull ya pants down and smack ya Face:lol::lol::lol::lol:PMSL

Tim speak soon mate;)

doogalman
22-Jan-2006, 22:11
Mav , no-one buys fuel at the Esso because it's so expensive.

webbyc
22-Jan-2006, 23:16
Originally posted by AK and CK
petrol at 98.9 :puzzled:

Not seen it that much mate - only filled up beep-beep 2 days ago at 89.9 - and thats about par for the course round here

Charlotte you have to remember that Mav is dislexyic!!! (spelling!!)

madmav
22-Jan-2006, 23:20
keep tekin the pis;)

rcgbob44
23-Jan-2006, 17:06
Passport indeed..............................throw him out of the club!

AK
23-Jan-2006, 17:17
Originally posted by rcgbob44
Passport indeed..............................throw him out of the club!

we tried!:lol::lol:

he's like a homing pigeon - aint you mav?;)

madmav
23-Jan-2006, 17:18
:frog:

madmav
23-Jan-2006, 17:19
you'd be lost without someone to light the Blue

Touch paper:lol:

AK
23-Jan-2006, 17:22
luv yoo mav:smug:

madmav
23-Jan-2006, 17:28
luv u 2 :burn: