Tantrum992
24-Feb-2006, 09:58
A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake.
He finds his way to the bar and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?"
The bar immediately falls quite.
In a very deep huskey voice a women next to him say's,
"before you tell that joke sir, i think it only fair, given that you are blind that you should know five things.
1) The bar tender is a blonde girl.
2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3) Im a six foot tall, 14 stone blonde girl with a black belt in karate.
4) The women sitting next to me is a blonde girl and a professional weight lifter.
5) The lady to your right is a blonde girl and a professional wrestler.
"Now think about it seriously mister, do you still wanna tell that joke ?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares, "Nah"
"Im not gonna explain the same joke five times"
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Blondes, dont ya just love em :lol::lol:
[Edited on 24-2-2006 by Tantrum992]
He finds his way to the bar and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?"
The bar immediately falls quite.
In a very deep huskey voice a women next to him say's,
"before you tell that joke sir, i think it only fair, given that you are blind that you should know five things.
1) The bar tender is a blonde girl.
2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3) Im a six foot tall, 14 stone blonde girl with a black belt in karate.
4) The women sitting next to me is a blonde girl and a professional weight lifter.
5) The lady to your right is a blonde girl and a professional wrestler.
"Now think about it seriously mister, do you still wanna tell that joke ?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares, "Nah"
"Im not gonna explain the same joke five times"
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Blondes, dont ya just love em :lol::lol:
[Edited on 24-2-2006 by Tantrum992]