Friday Frivolity - What's Your Favourite Movie Quote ?

[Jiminy]

Well it's Friday and time for a pointless survey ....

Favourite movies quotes ....
I have two favourites :

First is from My Favourite Year with Peter O'Toole. O'Toole staggers into the ladies toilet. An irrate woman comes up to him and shouts 'Sir, this is for ladies only'. To which O'Toole replies (pointing at his nether regions) 'Madam, so is this but occasionally I have to pass water through it'. :lol:

And the other has to come from Withnail & I, but there are so many to chose from. This is not quite the opening line, but a great start to a great movie :

'Thirteen million Londoners have to cope with this, and baked beans and All-bran and rape? And I'm sitting in this bl00dy shack and I can't cope with Withnail. I must be out of my mind. I must go home at once and discuss his problems in depth. '

Any others ... ?

[Fiver]

I have two also.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off:
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

Either that one or

Pretty much anything from Anchorman

Cy

[JACKO748S]

Don't get me going on Withnail......we'd be here all night:D

"Don't pi55 in my pocket and tell me it's raining" - Layer Cake.

Jacko.

[Jools]

One of my favourites is in "The Greatest Story Ever Told", you see the film around Easter time on the telly sometimes.

John Wayne has a cameo role as a Roman Centurion at the crucifixion and as Jesus dies and all the thunder and lightning starts, Wayne looks up and says "This man was truly the son of God". Nothing funny in itself but the way that the line is delivered in best John Wayne drawl is so cheesy it cracks me up.

[Ian Harris]

Withnail and I :lol: :lol: :lol:

I can't even think about the bit where Withnail goes fishing with a shotgun without p1551ng myself laughing!


For a "to the point" rejoinder, I always rather liked:

Josey Wales: You a bounty hunter?
Bounty Hunter: A man has to do something these days to earn a living.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living boy

[chillo]

anything from trading places....."maybe i'll go to the movies...... by myself"

or Full Metal Jacket especially in the chopper with 'Trigger Happy'
"Get some! Get some!......anyone that runs is VC, anyone that doesn't run is well disciplined VC! aint war hell!"
:frog::frog:

[Jiminy]

This is not good for afternoon productivity .... I've also remembered Robert Duval's famous line from Apocalypse Now (no not the Napalm one, although that's superb)
'If I say its safe to surf this beach Captain, then its safe to surf this beach.'

[fil2]

Jules: Ain't no f*ckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same f*ckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same f*ckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean ****.

[fil2]

Jules: Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwan into a glass motherf*ckin' house f*ckin' up the way the ****** talks. Motherf*cker do that **** to me, he better paralyze my ass cuz I'll kill the motherf*cker, know what I'm sayin'?

[fil2]

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey ****** balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a *****, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... F*ck off.

[mikesps]

Story goes that John Wayne was saying the line without the correct reverence, so the director says " Say it with awe John"

JW said "Aww..this man was truly the son of God"

Originally posted by Jools
One of my favourites is in "The Greatest Story Ever Told", you see the film around Easter time on the telly sometimes.

John Wayne has a cameo role as a Roman Centurion at the crucifixion and as Jesus dies and all the thunder and lightning starts, Wayne looks up and says "This man was truly the son of God". Nothing funny in itself but the way that the line is delivered in best John Wayne drawl is so cheesy it cracks me up.

[mikesps]

My favourite "You're only supposed to blow the bl**dy doors off"

[TP]

Originally posted by fil2
Jules: Ain't no f*ckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same f*ckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same f*ckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean <b>[Censored]</b> .

What a great movie!

[fil2]

Originally posted by TP
Originally posted by fil2
Jules: Ain't no f*ckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same f*ckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same f*ckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean <b>[Censored]</b> .

What a great movie!

The dialogue is absolute class...............genius scriptwriter

[TP]

Originally posted by fil2
Originally posted by TP
Originally posted by fil2
Jules: Ain't no f*ckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same f*ckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same f*ckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean <b>[Censored]</b> .

What a great movie!

The dialogue is absolute class...............genius scriptwriter

"Reach into that bag and pull out my wallet, it's the one that says Bad muthaf*cka"

[MJS]

Originally posted by fil2
Jules: Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwan into a glass motherf*ckin' house f*ckin' up the way the ****** talks. Motherf*cker do that <b>[Censored]</b> to me, he better paralyze my ass cuz I'll kill the motherf*cker, know what I'm sayin'?

Undoubtedly the greatest film of all time Phil... :cool::cool:

My favourite line is the one from Tarantino himself about the dead ****** in the garage... did you see a sign that said dead ****** storage etc.... :cool::cool:

[fil2]

Originally posted by Urban996
Originally posted by fil2
Jules: Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwan into a glass motherf*ckin' house f*ckin' up the way the ****** talks. Motherf*cker do that <b>[Censored]</b> to me, he better paralyze my ass cuz I'll kill the motherf*cker, know what I'm sayin'?

Undoubtedly the greatest film of all time Phil... :cool::cool:

My favourite line is the one from Tarantino himself about the dead ****** in the garage... did you see a sign that said dead ****** storage etc.... :cool::cool:

Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how f*cking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys *****. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead ****** in my garage.

[Edited on 12-5-2006 by fil2]

[fil2]

Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead ******s ain't my f*cking business, that's why!

[fil2]

This is one of my FAVS.....makes my laugh everytime...............

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, M*THER****ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf*cker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a b!tch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A B!TCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to f*ck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f*ck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f*cked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

[iraqman]

Originally posted by Fiver
I have two also.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off:
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

Either that one or

Pretty much anything from Anchorman

Cy


Anchorman - love it - how about 'Old School'......


.....Damn, I gonna end up workin' at Red Lobster.

Frat guy: You already work at Red Lobster !!

..... Yeah, but its part time... dick.

:sing:

[iraqman]

..two girls are topless in the pool of KY jelly

Frank: Are you sure you're ok with this, Blue?
Blue: Just ring the fu##ing bell, you pansy.

[Jools]

I like the line from The Commitments where the sax player (?) turns up on the back of a bike for the audition.

Singers dad: "who the hell is that"
Singer: "God sent him"
Singers dad: "What? on a f*cking Suzuki"

[Guido]

Has to be

"Wiwease Woderwick" from the Life of Brian

[Fiver]

WE'RE STREAKING!

[TP]

Originally posted by fil2
This is one of my FAVS.....makes my laugh everytime...............

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, M*THER****ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf*cker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a b!tch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A B!TCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to f*ck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f*ck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f*cked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

:lol: :lol:

What's the one in the cafe robbery where Jules is explaining his thinking when he was trying to work out if he was the shepherd etc etc "I used to say it as some cold sh*t to say to a ****** just before I pop a cap in his ass" or something similar.

[iraqman]

For Fiver .....

...You got a fu##ing dart in your neck man.

(Frank) - You're... you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy.

[Fiver]

YOU'RE MY BOY BLUE!

haha
I think I just found tonight's post pub movie.
haha

[Glyn]

blues brothers
nowt special but you can just watch it time and time again
blade runner
ruetgar houger or however you spell his name, supurb

note to self read the post title next time
quotes
han solo
never tell me the odds


[Edited on 12-5-2006 by Glyn]

[Darren27]

From "Team America"

We're dicks!, We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks, and the Film Actors Guild, are pussies, And Kim Jong II is an as*hole.

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get f***ed by dicks.
But dicks also f**k as*holes, *******s who just wanna sh*t on everything.

Pussies may think they can deal with as*holes their way, but the only thing that can f**k an a*shole is a dick with some balls.

The problem with dicks is that sometimes they f**k too much, Or f**k when it isn't appropriate, and it takes a pussy to show them that.

But sometimes pussies get so full of sh*t, that they become as*holes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from as*holes.

I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world but I do know that if you don't let us f**k this as*hole we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in sh*t.

[Edited on 12-5-2006 by Darren27]

[iraqman]

:bouncy:

Ha Ha


...there is no ' I ' in Team America..

..Yes there is !

[Ian Harris]

Originally posted by Glyn
blues brothers
nowt special but you can just watch it time and time again

[Edited on 12-5-2006 by Glyn]

Loved John Belushi's:

"...did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour" speech

[KeefyB]

From Cool hand Luke;
"What we have here is,a failure to communicate.Some men you just cant reach."

[Guido]

"What you've gotta ask youself is did I fire six shots or only five.........you know...in all this excitement I've forgotten............So punk.....bearing in mind this is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and could blow your head clean off.....Do you feel lucky....well do you punk???????

Dirty Harry.

Classic with a capital 'C'

[Fiver]

Originally posted by Darren27
From "Team America"

We're dicks!, We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks, and the Film Actors Guild, are pussies, And Kim Jong II is an as*hole.

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get f***ed by dicks.
But dicks also f**k as*holes, *******s who just wanna sh*t on everything.

Pussies may think they can deal with as*holes their way, but the only thing that can f**k an a*shole is a dick with some balls.

The problem with dicks is that sometimes they f**k too much, Or f**k when it isn't appropriate, and it takes a pussy to show them that.

But sometimes pussies get so full of sh*t, that they become as*holes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from as*holes.

I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world but I do know that if you don't let us f**k this as*hole we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in sh*t.


Durka durka mohammed jihad

haha

[Brent]

Do you expect me to talk...???

No Mr Bond, I expect you to die....!!

[Jasper]

From Highlander:

"It's better to burn out,than fade away"

[uncle porry]

Heeeeeeeeere`s johnny ! :devil:

[MJS]

Originally posted by fil2
This is one of my FAVS.....makes my laugh everytime...............

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, M*THER****ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf*cker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a b!tch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A B!TCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to f*ck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f*ck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f*cked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.


Phil - you've eithe got an exceptional memory or a link to the script....

Looks like I'll have to dig out the DVD and watch it again tonight :cool::cool:

Cheers
Martin

[MARTIN H]

From Rita Sue and Bob Too.

Not got a copy of the film so maybe not 100% accurate, but it goes very much like this.

The scene were Bob has seduced Rita and Sue in the back of his Rover, having already had a 'jump' with Rita he now turns his attention to Sue and less than a minute later has finished his 'business'

Rita. "Is that all she's gettin?"
Bob. "I thought I were Great!" (delivered in a strong yorkshire accent)


Classic film, I must try and get hold of a copy.

[wolverine]

i aint get time to bleed!

[Ian Harris]

Originally posted by Brent
Do you expect me to talk...???

No Mr Bond, I expect you to die....!!

:D

What a classic!

Wasn't that the bit where the laser beam was inching towards his jacobs? :o :o

How did he get away? Had Goldfinger forgotten to keep the electricity meter topped up or something?

[Griff 64]

Michael Caine in Get Carter


Your a big man but your out of shape.With me its a full time job.


SAid to "Alf Roberts" no less

[kwikbitch]

I just adore this quote from Dr Malcolm in Jurassic Park:

"The problem with scientific power you've used is it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge yourselves, so you don't take
the responsibility for it.

-Slams fist on the table

You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you knew what you had, you patented it, packaged it, slapped in on a plastic lunch box, and now you want to sell it!

[antonye]

Schwartzes! Oy vey. They're darker than we are!

[Redruth]

Pretty Woman

Julia Roberts: You're late
Richard Gere: You're stunning
JR: You're forgiven

Aren't women easy?? :devil:;)

[JACKO748S]

Originally posted by wolverine
i aint get time to bleed!

and...

"Pain don't hurt".............

[JACKO748S]

Any number from Full Metal Jacket... but this one really cracks me up....

Bellowed to Pte Pile whilst on the assault course....

"You climb obstacles like old people f**k!" :lol::lol::lol:

[Rushjob]

For classic script writing there's........

BROTHER MAYNARD
"Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty One."

SECOND BROTHER
"And St. Attila raised the hand grenade up on high saying
'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest
blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did
grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp
and anchovies and orang-utans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats
and large ch ..."

BROTHER MAYNARD
"Skip a bit, brother ..."

SECOND BROTHER
"... and the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy
Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt
be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall
be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two,
excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then
lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who
being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it..."

BROTHER MAYNARD
"Amen."

KNIGHTS
"Amen."

ARTHUR steels himself and pulls the pin.

ARTHUR
"Right! One, two, five ..."

GALAHAD
"Three, sir!"

ARTHUR
"Three!"

ARTHUR hurls the grenade. There is an explosion and much applause from the KNIGHTS.

[Rushjob]

But I also like this voice over from Lock Stock .......

Rory's got few interests in life; darky music, football, bees and honey
and kicking the **** out of anyone that interferes with that shortlist.
A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron rusted, so he has gone to the
battle-cruiser to watch the end of a football game. Nobody is watching
the custard so he has turned the channel over. A fat man's north opens
and he wanders up and turns the Liza over. `Now **** off and watch it
somewhere else.' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to
miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a
fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are
ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then
orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong oddly in the nuclear sub and
switches back to his footer. `That's ****ing it,' says the man. Rory
gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he flicks a flaming match
into his bird's nest and the man lit up like a leaking gas pipe. Rory,
unfazed, turned back to watch his game. The flaming man and his chinos
ran outside to extinguish the flames, and Rory cheered on. His team won
too, four-nil.

[Ian Harris]

Originally posted by Rushjob
But I also like this voice over from Lock Stock .......

Rory's got few interests in life; darky music, football, bees and honey
and kicking the <b>[Censored]</b> out of anyone that interferes with that shortlist.
A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron rusted, so he has gone to the
battle-cruiser to watch the end of a football game. Nobody is watching
the custard so he has turned the channel over. A fat man's north opens
and he wanders up and turns the Liza over. `Now <b>[Censored]</b> off and watch it
somewhere else.' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to
miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a
fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are
ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then
orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong oddly in the nuclear sub and
switches back to his footer. `That's <b>[Censored]</b> it,' says the man. Rory
gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he flicks a flaming match
into his bird's nest and the man lit up like a leaking gas pipe. Rory,
unfazed, turned back to watch his game. The flaming man and his chinos
ran outside to extinguish the flames, and Rory cheered on. His team won
too, four-nil.

Might not quite be up to Tarantino standards, but there is definitely some top notch dialogue in Guy Ritchie films....a classic from "Brick-Top" in Snatch:

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible *unt... me.

[KeefyB]

Originally posted by MARTIN H
From Rita Sue and Bob Too.

Not got a copy of the film so maybe not 100% accurate, but it goes very much like this.

The scene were Bob has seduced Rita and Sue in the back of his Rover, having already had a 'jump' with Rita he now turns his attention to Sue and less than a minute later has finished his 'business'

Rita. "Is that all she's gettin?"
Bob. "I thought I were Great!" (delivered in a strong yorkshire accent)


Classic film, I must try and get hold of a copy.
I love that film!Seen it umpteen times and still makes me laugh.
Love the bit when Bob takes the girls out to a club;
"Oh no,....its the wifes best mate,...Fat Fookin Mavis!"
(delivered with real venom,...in a strong Yorkshire accent)
:lol::lol::lol:

Thinking about that has just made me put a bid on a copy on Fleabay.

[Edited on 14-5-2006 by KeefyB]

[Henners]

A couple from Donald Sutherland:

'Very pretty General, but can they fight?' Dirty Dozen

'Stop hitting me with those negative waves Moriarty' Kelly's Heros