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133mph on the m5 at 10am this morning.
this is a new record.....2 bans now put into one.
:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
...and amazingly you're still alive.
Ever heard the saying "Quit while you're ahead"?
You need to stop riding bikes or go racing Ed.
or just do trackdays.
im farked.big time.
p/x your TL for Geoff's DD bike and join us at Combe ;)
rockhopper
14-May-2006, 20:21
Don't forget that quite a few TDO's need to see your licence at sign on time.
antonye
14-May-2006, 20:45
Don't you go to jail for that kind of speed?
weeksy2
14-May-2006, 20:46
i rekon at 140mph+ he's deffo in with a chance of going down.
**** Jewelly ****! Enjoy a long ban I am afraid......
most likely to be custody for a bit as so quick after last ban.
jewell you are a ****
You're my little bunny now.....
Carbon749
14-May-2006, 20:59
Originally posted by Jewell
133mph on the m5 at 10am this morning.
this is a new record.....2 bans now put into one.
:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
Mind me asking how fast were you going last time, how long ago it was and what was the ban.
90 in a 40 wasn't it? Court appearance still pending....
Like to say im stunned at the twunts behaviour,but sadly i'm not.....what he has'nt told everyone,is that he is riding his bike with a 4mm wide crack in the frame...that boy is about as much use as an ass pocket in a shroud..
Quasimodo
15-May-2006, 12:11
:(
:puzzled:
:pig:
Originally posted by mogwai
what he has'nt told everyone,is that he is riding his bike with a 4mm wide crack in the frame...
Jeez Jewell...I bet that crack gets a little wider every time you land the front wheel as well.
There could be some kind of perverse, reverse psychology going on in the boys head, could be a cry for help, such as...
"I'm doin' 130+ on a bike with a badly cracked frame, I hope I get pulled by the law and banned so that I can't fulfil my death wish"
VanDaMauler
15-May-2006, 14:17
http://soapersmarket.com/images/soap-rope-sr-dcam-262x256.jpg
Soap on a rope from now on...
VanDaMauler
15-May-2006, 14:17
http://soapersmarket.com/images/soap-rope-sr-dcam-262x256.jpg
Soap on a rope from now on...
Carbon749
15-May-2006, 15:43
Originally posted by Jools
There could be some kind of perverse, reverse psychology going on in the boys head, could be a cry for help, such as...
"I'm doin' 130+ on a bike with a badly cracked frame, I hope I get pulled by the law and banned so that I can't fulfil my death wish"
Joking apart .... stopped twice in a short space of time for speeding so much over the limit both times, you could find the court asking for reviews and reports to see why you feel you need to ride so fast etc etc.
What ever happens I hope you don't end up doing time for speeding ....
weeksy2
15-May-2006, 15:54
Joking aside...
i seriously expect him to.
Carbon749
15-May-2006, 15:59
Originally posted by Jewell
133mph on the m5 at 10am this morning.
this is a new record.....2 bans now put into one.
:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
I suppose part of it will come down to the133mph, was this the highest speed you reached or the speed they are going to report you for. If it was a speed trap I guess the figures will be the same.
When I was done last May my highest speed was 128mph, yet, when the wrote me up they did me for an average 102mph over the distance and I got points and a fine. Guess I was still lucky getting points as I was over the 97mph cut off point.
weeksy2
15-May-2006, 16:01
bloke seems to have reported him for 'pulling away at 140mph' from another post on VD.
Twinfan
15-May-2006, 16:23
Ouch. Gotta be a serious punishment.
Blimey
Just had my first look at the VD forum.
Makes the DSC site/members look positively "spiffing"!!!!
What a pasting - but funny as hell - See You Next Tuesday - LOL!!!
Khushy
And you wonder why bikers get a bad rap. Serves you right.
Originally posted by khushy
Blimey
Just had my first look at the VD forum.
Makes the DSC site/members look positively "spiffing"!!!!
What a pasting - but funny as hell - See You Next Tuesday - LOL!!!
Khushy
Yes Khushy, it can be a funny place on there...
GsxrAge
15-May-2006, 21:32
Ed will ya ever learn !
And yes we did keep up a very good pace a couple Sundays ago but as I have said before there are times and places to have fun !
It's not a good Idea to be exceeding 30 40 and 50 limits and Motor ways 90 is more than fast enough !
Age
Ducati riders are obviously a different breed, please don’t conform. The speed limits are an ass made for the near blind, dim witted, day dreaming car driver enforced by an mismanaged, ego driven, opinionated, self serving, police force. Why is it safe to do these speeds on a 4 lane autobahn and not safe on a 6 lane motorway.
Not good to speed in built up areas though 90 in a 40 that is bad form.
As for jail time what is this country coming to, (George Orwell was right). Why are you guys buying bikes that will do 160 mph+. Get a Cagiva 125 that will reach the speed limit (if that is your upper restriction). Don’t ride sports bikes and bitch about someone speeding they an uncompromising machine made for such speeds.
I wont even tell you the speeds I’ve done you might wet your pants. PS chicken strips on a Ducati what a crying shame. Get rid of them!
Sh*t, take cover - incoming........
I wont even tell you the speeds I’ve done you might wet your pants.
I'd more likely yawn
Tonio600
17-May-2006, 09:12
Message original : ducasa
I wont even tell you the speeds I’ve done you might wet your pants.
Guess what, we're all dying to know. Speed is so frightening for us clever people... Please, please, let us know. We all want to know what is a real man with real balls (in place of the brain).
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
antonye
17-May-2006, 09:18
Originally posted by ducasa
Ducati riders are obviously a different breed, please don’t conform. The speed limits are an ass made for the near blind, dim witted, day dreaming car driver enforced by an mismanaged, ego driven, opinionated, self serving, police force. Why is it safe to do these speeds on a 4 lane autobahn and not safe on a 6 lane motorway.
Not good to speed in built up areas though 90 in a 40 that is bad form.
As for jail time what is this country coming to, (George Orwell was right). Why are you guys buying bikes that will do 160 mph+. Get a Cagiva 125 that will reach the speed limit (if that is your upper restriction). Don’t ride sports bikes and bitch about someone speeding they an uncompromising machine made for such speeds.
I wont even tell you the speeds I’ve done you might wet your pants. PS chicken strips on a Ducati what a crying shame. Get rid of them!
Thanks for sharing that.
However, you appear to have your head firmly wedged up your arse as you forgot the one important thing about speed: the conditions.
There are hundreds of 40mph limited roads I could name which are perfectly safe to do 90mph on, as a lot of these are straight pieces of dual carriageway that run for miles with perfect visibility, but are marked as 40mph by the council.
I could also name lots of NSLs that are not safe to do 40mph on because the road is badly surfaced, has zero visibility round the corners and you're likely to end up wedged inside a horse rider.
Unless you were there at the time, and I'm guessing that you weren't, you cannot pass judgement on what is a safe speed.
Ah for chicken strips, don't they come in boxes of 3 from KFC?
But in all seriousness, it's lovely to see such a great biking icon as Valentino Rossi posting under an assumed name, and we look forward to you sharing your skills with us again in the future.
:rolleye:
Blimey and I thought Jewelly was a ****!
There's a surprise, he keeps quiet.....
Originally posted by khushy
Blimey
Just had my first look at the VD forum.
Makes the DSC site/members look positively "spiffing"!!!!
What a pasting - but funny as hell - See You Next Tuesday - LOL!!!
Khushy
I don't bother with VD. Too many picky people, some of whom are more interested in grammar and spelling, than what contributors are saying. Too many people with chips on there shoulder too.
weeksy2
17-May-2006, 12:06
Originally posted by 749er
Originally posted by khushy
Blimey
Just had my first look at the VD forum.
Makes the DSC site/members look positively "spiffing"!!!!
What a pasting - but funny as hell - See You Next Tuesday - LOL!!!
Khushy
I don't bother with VD. Too many picky people, some of whom are more interested in grammar and spelling, than what contributors are saying. Too many people with chips on there shoulder too.
totally :)
c'mon guys, cut julie some slack here;)
we all like speed and we all like the buzz, not every one can do trackdays and DD racing:smug:
How many times have you opened it up ??????????
lucky or unlucky "live by the sword"
I have to admit thou jewel, I would have been wary of when and when I was gonna play!:smug:
But ye canna moan now as you are doomed:lol::lol::lol:
OH and DuTosssa sorry i meant Ducassa
come and have a play down the cochem road ;)
I'll show you who's chicken **** ;) whoops my chicken strips:lol::lol::lol:
[Edited on 17-5-2006 by madmav]
Think you've hit the point Mav.
We all like the speed buzz and most of us go fast enough, often enough not to wet our pants at the speeds that ducasa boasts about.
There are still loads of places, even in this country, that are far enough away from the attention of speed cameras, the long arm of the law, built up areas, schoolkids crossing etc...
Places far out in the country where you can ride your bike pretty much as fast as you like, or as fast as you dare, and where the only person who's at risk from your antics is yourself. Lots of us can, and do, open it up and exploit the performance of the bike in those conditions.
There's a time and a place for everything, but 90 in a 40 is just taking the ****, and 133 on a motorway considering they are usually festooned with cameras and just about the only places you'll find a traffic cop nowadays is just being thick.
[Edited on 17-5-2006 by Jools]
MARTIN H
17-May-2006, 14:10
Mav and Jools just about sum my feelings up on this one.
Jewell, dont know you mate but for heaven sake you need to cool it a little. If not for your own sake then for others on the road. Wouldnt fancy being out with the kids in the car anywhere in your vicinity when your frame breaks in 2 at 130 + mph.
Ducasa, dont know how you can generalise speed limits as you do. Some are there for very good reason. As for "dim witted, half blind, daydreaming car drivers" well its not them killing themselves left right and centre this past few weeks in the Dales/Cumbria etc. The spate of bad accidents and fatalities up here since the weather got better is mostly motorcyclists. Get the same thing every year people wheeling their bikes out for the first ride of the year and binning it. Maybe some of them also obssesing about getting rid of their chicken strips? Unless youre riding a drag bike I dont think you will reaching any speeds that would cause most members here soiled pants.
[Edited on 17-5-2006 by MARTIN H]
Originally posted by 749er
[quote]
I don't bother with VD. Too many picky people, some of whom are more interested in grammar and spelling, than what contributors are saying. Too many people with chips on there shoulder too.
"Too many people with chips on their shoulder too"
LOL......Busted!:devil:
Originally posted by antonye
Originally posted by ducasa
Ducati riders are obviously a different breed, please don’t conform. The speed limits are an ass made for the near blind, dim witted, day dreaming car driver enforced by an mismanaged, ego driven, opinionated, self serving, police force. Why is it safe to do these speeds on a 4 lane autobahn and not safe on a 6 lane motorway.
Not good to speed in built up areas though 90 in a 40 that is bad form.
As for jail time what is this country coming to, (George Orwell was right). Why are you guys buying bikes that will do 160 mph+. Get a Cagiva 125 that will reach the speed limit (if that is your upper restriction). Don’t ride sports bikes and bitch about someone speeding they an uncompromising machine made for such speeds.
I wont even tell you the speeds I’ve done you might wet your pants. PS chicken strips on a Ducati what a crying shame. Get rid of them!
Thanks for sharing that.
However, you appear to have your head firmly wedged up your arse as you forgot the one important thing about speed: the conditions.
There are hundreds of 40mph limited roads I could name which are perfectly safe to do 90mph on, as a lot of these are straight pieces of dual carriageway that run for miles with perfect visibility, but are marked as 40mph by the council.
I could also name lots of NSLs that are not safe to do 40mph on because the road is badly surfaced, has zero visibility round the corners and you're likely to end up wedged inside a horse rider.
Unless you were there at the time, and I'm guessing that you weren't, you cannot pass judgement on what is a safe speed.
Ah for chicken strips, don't they come in boxes of 3 from KFC?
But in all seriousness, it's lovely to see such a great biking icon as Valentino Rossi posting under an assumed name, and we look forward to you sharing your skills with us again in the future.
:rolleye:
reply of the week.................................how funny
bradders
17-May-2006, 18:43
has anyone seen the summons for either......:yawn:
GsxrAge
17-May-2006, 18:45
Originally posted by bradders
has anyone seen the summons for either......:yawn:
Nope I don't think he has yet !!!!
We will see.
P.s The frame is cracked at one of the mounting points for Roatry damper !
Age
bradders
17-May-2006, 18:51
I saw your other post age...cant be good riding with a cracked frame!!
hmm
there will only be one summons.
they will log him for both at the same time.
good luck mate.
I used to get allot of speeding fines. had 16 points at one time.
hope you calm down as you get a bit older. I did.
that or you will end up dead.
sorry I sound like my old man :o
He's gone very quiet the last few days...think he's gone underground..or he's off his box on crystal meth...again.
GsxrAge
17-May-2006, 18:54
oooo You are awful Moggers
'yes your honour,i do believe that Edward Jewell is a twunt of the highest order,and deserves to go down for stretch,i think it will do him no end of good..'
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
gasmanrus
17-May-2006, 20:11
Originally posted by madmav
c'mon guys, cut julie some slack here;)
we all like speed and we all like the buzz, not every one can do trackdays and DD racing:smug:
every one can do trackdays though
70mph on a motorway= boring
139mph on a motorway= STILL boring!! :puzzled:
sorry been so high lately on crystal meth that i couldn't even turn my pc on......
but seriously.....
Has really messed me life up big time......was about to start new job....company car....really good money....a job i could of done for years and live happily on but "computer says no"
All farked....speak to the boss of the company on tuesday........seriously annoyed at myself but life goes on.....Hopefully being a biker himself and been banned 7 times in total....he might gimme some slack.
I speed when its safe to do so.....90 in a 40 yes silly....on a dual at 11pm and sunday morning on the m5.......not exactly dangerous but yes still stupid.
Never had any complaints about my riding.....all positive really.....Except when i wheelied past mogwai in his Van past 2 other cars,dropping the front asap to go round the bend and miss the oncoming car....:lol: pmsl....but being a professional stunt rider/packer of fudge of the highest proportion....it was all under control and mogwai said it made his pants wet.
And i had my IAM test certificate training coming up soon as well.gutted.
Jewell aka soon to be big bubbas girlfriend.
and fark you ozz......you panty sniffing gypo.
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