View Full Version : Hate Football, but looking forward to the England Games!
Empty roads....yippee!!!!!!!!
10 June
1400: England v Paraguay
15 June
1700: England v Trinidad & Tobago
20 June
2000: Sweden v England
I will be out having fun, just make sure to be back home before the games finish and all the pi55 heads drive home.
Murray Mint
06-Jun-2006, 12:55
I just hate football
I'll be riding when all the pi55 heads are driving home...
...'cept I'll be riding around Castle Combe!! :D :D :D :D
Tonio600
06-Jun-2006, 12:59
I just hate football
So do I. But I guess the World Cup is a great moment for all people who don't live in their home country... Remind us where we belong :)
moto748
06-Jun-2006, 13:21
Hey, no-one's obliged to like football!
Just so long as you don't think not liking football is some kind of badge of moral or intellectual superiority.
One of my colleagues has just walked in.... or rather, drifted in, floating on air. He's just had a phone call - he's won two tickets plus hospitality (business class flights, 5* hotel for Friday/Saturday nights, food, pre-match reception, spending money, the lot) for Saturday's match.... and he's had a really tough year (smashed his foot into a dozen pieces, wife had life-threatening illness, sister died a couple of months ago) so I reckons he deserves something good for a change.
Why would you have reason to "hate" a game ?? maybe you would prefer to spend your time doing something else rather than watching football but hate, really ? why ?
uncle porry
06-Jun-2006, 18:20
One of my colleagues has just walked in.... or rather, drifted in, floating on air. He's just had a phone call - he's won two tickets plus hospitality (business class flights, 5* hotel for Friday/Saturday nights, food, pre-match reception, spending money, the lot) for Saturday's match.... and he's had a really tough year (smashed his foot into a dozen pieces, wife had life-threatening illness, sister died a couple of months ago) so I reckons he deserves something good for a change.
sounds like he does need cheering up...hope he has a good un !
Empty roads....yippee!!!!!!!!
10 June
1400: England v Paraguay
15 June
1700: England v Trinidad & Tobago
20 June
2000: Sweden v England
I will be out having fun, just make sure to be back home before the games finish and all the pi55 heads drive home.
I'm with you mate.;)
I did exactly the same on the last Euro tournament.The same road that was nose to tail with cars was absolutely empty.:devil: :devil::D
I hope England go all the way.;)
I hate football as well BUT
GO SWEDEN
I hate football as well BUT
GO SWEDEN
Don't you mean Go Aus?!
Yeah ok, she's blonde etc ... fair enough :D
All the reasons to hate are there to see......christ there even taking the p*** out of it with tv adverts now...........Have you given up your passport within the time frame?
everton
06-Jun-2006, 23:21
Oh for gawds sake ... it's only a game :p ;) ;)
Brogins
07-Jun-2006, 00:28
You are all right guys - all the posts up to now.... - and I agree with all of you..
BUT...
FORZA ITALY!!!!
ok, sorry Tony
GO AUSTRALIA
It is just before the Australia v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Australia . They're not very good and we can't be bothered".
Ronaldinho looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself, you lads go down the pub."
So Ronaldinho goes out to play Australia by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.
After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen Reads " Brazil 1 - Australia 0 (Ronaldinho 10minutes)". He is beating Australia all by himself!
Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They
Put the teletext on.
"Result from the Stadium " Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - Australia 1 (Viduka 89 minutes)".
They can't believe it; he has single handedly got a draw against Australia !!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his hands.
He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft! You got a draw against Australia , all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"
"No, No, I have! I've let you down...........I got sent off after 12 minutes"
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