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Otei
23-Aug-2006, 12:55
Cue news style music... "daddadada daaaah!"

This is the truth, the whole truth, and the truth as only I remember it.


http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tim.pritchard/donnydesmoduerep.htm

domski
23-Aug-2006, 13:06
I was taking long swooping, unpredictable arcs through corners and generally behaving like someone that wouldn't know an apex if it gangbanged their Mum then introduced itself afterwards.

That is the funniest thing I've read in a race report - EVER!!!

;)

Otei
23-Aug-2006, 13:10
Only too happy to be of service.

By the way, how's your Mum?

Is she walking normally yet?

:D

*runs away*

domski
23-Aug-2006, 13:12
...and I was just about to say how funny I thought the rest of your report was!!

As if you could out run me anyway - I've seen your lap times ;)

:D

Grib
23-Aug-2006, 13:13
That's really good :D Nicely written Mr Otei

Otei
23-Aug-2006, 13:24
Have you ever tried running up Mcleans at Donny?..I cannot believe how steep that is in reality. Not paddock Hill Bend steep or anything like that, but really decieving.

Wait, did I really just ask you if you'd ever run anywhere!!

Ho Ho!! :D ;)

Chaz
23-Aug-2006, 13:28
Where were you yesterday had the dd bike all warmed up Otaaaay.

Otei
23-Aug-2006, 13:36
Yeah, sorry Chass,

Meant to ring Alec and tell him to say Adios to everyone, but was so bloody busy I never got a chance.

Hope you had fun.

Did TP manage to keep the 916 upright?

hawk
23-Aug-2006, 18:58
Have you ever tried running up Mcleans at Donny?..I cannot believe how steep that is in reality. Not paddock Hill Bend steep or anything like that, but really decieving.

Ho Ho!! :D ;)

ere surely you mean coppice or that corner leading on to the back straight!! whatever it's called.

Anyways damn fine report ghetto fly

domski
23-Aug-2006, 19:01
It's hard enough running DOWN Paddock Hill, so there's no way I'm running UP anywhere ;)

:D

Hello Budgie-legs ;)

hawk
23-Aug-2006, 19:09
Hello fruitbat

how are you me old mucker

work ok ???

TP
23-Aug-2006, 19:09
....
Did TP manage to keep the 916 upright? ...

Oi! I'm right here!!!

Cheeky Bastid!

;)

domski
23-Aug-2006, 19:10
Oi! I'm right here!!!

Cheeky Bastid!

;)

Do they have the internet in A&E nowadays then?

domski
23-Aug-2006, 19:12
Hello fruitbat

how are you me old mucker

work ok ???

Work is cool thanks :D

Boss is laid back and hardly there. I get the work done and then some, so he's chuffed. It's dead easy really, but sounds like he's had some real muppets working there before.

As long as it pays for racing I'm happy. All jobs are **** aren't they ;)

Got yourself a sim card yet?

:rolleyes:

TP
23-Aug-2006, 19:13
Do they have the internet in A&E nowadays then?

Don't worry, I'll check my mail before I come and visit you ;)

domski
23-Aug-2006, 19:15
Don't worry, I'll check my mail before I come and visit you ;)

When are you getting out?

:frog:

TP
23-Aug-2006, 19:20
When are you getting out?

:frog:

They didn't renew my season pass, so unfortunately I haven't been able to use their services the last few times I've been on track so unfortunately I've stayed rubberside up.

domski
23-Aug-2006, 19:28
They didn't renew my season pass, so unfortunately I haven't been able to use their services the last few times I've been on track so unfortunately I've stayed rubberside up.

That's ok, form is temporary, crash is permanent ;)

:lol:

couchcommando
24-Aug-2006, 12:04
, but sounds like he's had some real muppets working there before.


So you fitted straight in then ;) ;) ;)

domski
24-Aug-2006, 12:13
So you fitted straight in then ;) ;) ;)

http://www.basilbrush.com/images/about_basil3.gif

BOOM BOOM!!!

TP
24-Aug-2006, 12:55
That's ok, form is temporary, crash is permanent ;)

:lol:

Oh I don't know, it's awfully convenient not having to pop down to the local hospital when you race or do a track day - I think it might catch on.

;)

Otei
24-Aug-2006, 17:37
Dom,

I'll give you a fiver, and a half eaten box of 1976 vintage animal crackers for that signed polaroid of Basil Brush.

Deal?

Tell ya what, I'll throw in a Goodies annual too.

domski
24-Aug-2006, 17:59
Tell ya what, I'll throw in a Goodies annual too.

You're sooooooo old :lol:

:D






















Deal ;)