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jeff st4s
09-Sep-2006, 11:10
Recently dumped bird is now looking for Biking Copper wielding truncheon, she is standing on my shoulder dictating ad.
;)
Hopefully we can get a result for her before this ad is pulled.
:)
Recently dumped bird is now looking for Biking Copper wielding truncheon, she is standing on my shoulder dictating ad.
;)
Hopefully we can get a result for her before this ad is pulled.
:)
what has she done wrong that she needs to 'fess up to a copper about?
jeff st4s
09-Sep-2006, 14:39
what has she done wrong that she needs to 'fess up to a copper about?
I think she is interested in the interogation process and the having to answer for her sins to some demanding man in a unifrom.
doogalman
09-Sep-2006, 17:34
Welcome to Jeffs dating thread!
Zimbo16
09-Sep-2006, 17:41
Have you tried posting this on VisorDown? Should get a few interested . . . :)
I think she is interested in the interogation process and the having to answer for her sins to some demanding man in a unifrom.
My mate Jim is really cranky at times. I am sure he can dig out his FEDEX uniform
doogalman
09-Sep-2006, 18:03
Jeff, why not put an ad on
http://www.ukpoliceonline.co.uk/
Jeff, why not put an ad on
http://www.ukpoliceonline.co.uk/
amazing! I see there is a section called "in the job" not "on the job"
Post a piccie of said bird.............and ill see what i can do!
doogalman
09-Sep-2006, 20:54
Post a piccie of said bird.............and ill see what i can do!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006080674,00.html
Probably talks too much for me.............
how about this one................
doogalman
09-Sep-2006, 21:07
Come on Jeff, where are you?
Probably talks too much for me.............
aye,but it only speaks the words you teach it!
jeff st4s
09-Sep-2006, 22:10
Sorry boys went out to pick up my son so only just got back in 22:15.
I'll show here all your comments on sunday and see what she thinks.
:)
doogalman
09-Sep-2006, 22:11
Is that wise??
jeff st4s
09-Sep-2006, 22:18
She is an intelligent woman with a sharp sense of humour and an open mind, hence the police thingy.
So I'm sure she'll want to know if there are any boys out there for her who can float her boat.
I know a man who could blow her frock up..........
jeff st4s
09-Sep-2006, 22:26
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ive got 6 in the queue so far.........were waiting! ;-)
doogalman
10-Sep-2006, 19:37
Ive got 6 in the queue so far.........were waiting! ;-)
Sounds like a train!!
out of interest, whats wrong with being single?
out of interest, whats wrong with being single?
Said the bloke thats single?
Said the bloke thats single?
said the bloke thats single!
Like dogs on heat! :rolleyes:
Nowt wrong with being single - U get to spend all your dosh on toys....of the two-wheeled variety. :D
doogalman
10-Sep-2006, 21:12
So Jeff, what did she make of the posts?
jeff st4s
10-Sep-2006, 22:37
Ive got 6 in the queue so far.........were waiting! ;-)
She wants to know whether you are working in imperial and do they all come with squished faces!
:)
She wants to know whether you are working in imperial and do they all come with squished faces!
:)
there is a great joke in there, but am saying nothing!
Inches are so better than millimetres....................
wheres the piccie................
jeff st4s
11-Sep-2006, 19:52
wheres the piccie................
Now removed before I get into trouble or you lot say something to offend a lady
Dawn French...............?
doogalman
11-Sep-2006, 20:23
She don't look to happy. Does she smile???
jeff st4s
11-Sep-2006, 20:32
TWPD.
They are in her hands, now now if you cannot pay a compliment shut up!
Directed my comment rather than it be for everyone
They are in her hands, now now if you cannot pay a compliment shut the f*ck up!
So who edited that? we want the full monty.........:cool:
doogalman
11-Sep-2006, 20:52
Oy Oy, language. You should be gratefull people arn't talking about you. You old git.
TWPD.
They are in her hands, now now if you cannot pay a compliment shut up!
Directed my comment rather than it be for everyone
I was only making an observation? Now why would she be doing that?
jeff st4s
11-Sep-2006, 21:17
I was only making an observation? Now why would she be doing that?
She required a photo of a more intimate nature for another situation, so when I was asked for a photo for here, that is what she emailed me to put on. Naturally it has been sensored as not to offend anyone
doogalman
11-Sep-2006, 21:20
How on earth could you offend anyone here?
jeff st4s
11-Sep-2006, 21:26
How on earth could you offend anyone here?
Domski and I were have a little harmless banter and now the thread it is locked, I sure the powers that be will have a heart attack if they saw naked flesh. After all if they could not allow a bit of harmless banter, a female willingly showing a bit of flesh is downright pornography and must be a jailable offence.
She required a photo of a more intimate nature for another situation, so when I was asked for a photo for here, that is what she emailed me to put on. Naturally it has been sensored as not to offend anyone
Well no offence intended but, if you post a thread like this you are inviting comments of the nature you've had. I'm outta here....
doogalman
11-Sep-2006, 21:45
How about this , big fat naked pussy;
http://www.xmission.com/~emailbox/images/bigcat.jpg
jeff st4s
11-Sep-2006, 22:02
Well no offence intended but, if you post a thread like this you are inviting comments of the nature you've had. I'm outta here....
Your a brave man, If she could get hold of you she'd stop your breathing in her lopsided whatever.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
jeff st4s
11-Sep-2006, 23:06
How about this , big fat naked pussy;
http://www.xmission.com/~emailbox/images/bigcat.jpg
For one minute I really thought you had as well, I nearly wet myself laughing when I opened it.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Your a brave man, If she could get hold of you she'd stop your breathing in her lopsided whatever.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Look. My name is twpd - I have no fear. Least of all from a woman with a lopside. ;)
doogalman
12-Sep-2006, 06:21
Jeff, if you are having bladder problems , then maybe you are getting a bit old.
out of interest, whats wrong with being single?
Seems no one can find anything wrong with being single.....I can't
For some of the plus points listen to Tom Waits' "better off without a wife"
doogalman
12-Sep-2006, 12:22
Seems no one can find anything wrong with being single.....I can't
For some of the plus points listen to Tom Waits' "better off without a wife"
I'm better off with my wife . we are great soul mates and she tends to my every want.
jeff st4s
12-Sep-2006, 13:58
Your just a pampered lucky fkr.
Now stop gloating and get back to counting you cider cans.
Signed jealous boy.
doogalman
12-Sep-2006, 15:47
No cans here. All bottles.
I'm better off with my wife . we are great soul mates and she tends to my every want.
bet you get loads of brownie points at home for that!
Sharpy G
12-Sep-2006, 15:56
I'm better off with my wife . we are great soul mates and she tends to my every want.
Couldn't agree more with you there m8 !
mine is not only beautiful & my soulmate, she even tolerates my fanatisisms !
sorry single dudes, but my Claire is gr8 !!
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k72/gcas69/IMGP1693.jpg
doogalman
12-Sep-2006, 15:59
My Kim is tops. She even bought my 996 for me as a Christmas present.
Couldn't agree more with you there m8 !
mine is not only beautiful & my soulmate, she even tolerates my fanatisisms !
sorry single dudes, but my Claire is gr8 !!
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k72/gcas69/IMGP1693.jpg
good to see a bit of a love in on the board :-)
Sharpy G
12-Sep-2006, 16:06
yeah m8, I love my 749R as well ! LOL
jeff st4s
12-Sep-2006, 16:18
No cans here. All bottles.
You've got too much bottle.
:D :D
jeff st4s
12-Sep-2006, 16:20
good to see a bit of a love in on the board :-)
Jeff's dating site has spawned a mini love -in, knowing how everyone works on here it won't last long, but enjoy it whilst you can young lovers!
:) :)
doogalman
12-Sep-2006, 18:14
Is Jeff dating service of any real importance to the DSC? How about we find a nice young lady for you?
jeff st4s
12-Sep-2006, 19:14
Is Jeff dating service of any real importance to the DSC? How about we find a nice young lady for you?
Your starting to sound like the MT, any importance to the DSC.
As a paid member, my insignificant opinion is as valid as any other. How dare you openly bring me down like that, you cad. :devil:
:lol: :lol:
There was I wandering round Waitrose, looking at the cider for you. Glad I did not buy any now!
My dating service was of imprtance to find my friend a piece of sausage.
Anyway, on a more serious note, I'm not a lost cause am I? :confused:
There must be someone out there for me, I've got a Ducati you know.
Is Jeff dating service of any real importance to the DSC? How about we find a nice young lady for you?
Surely the happiness of the bretheren and sisterin of the DSC is paramount?
I'll pimp you out Jeff! You got any more realistic photos?
jeff st4s
12-Sep-2006, 19:18
Surely the happiness of the bretheren and sisterin of the DSC is paramount?
I'll pimp you out Jeff! You got any more realistic photos?
You don't think I look too much like the elephant man do you?
Gaz 748
12-Sep-2006, 19:29
I am sure your hair is greyer than that.
Is that a itacuD top your wearing.
jeff st4s
12-Sep-2006, 19:41
I am sure your hair is greyer than that.
Is that a itacuD top your wearing.
I must have walked past some Grecian 2000 in boots the day the photo was taken.
No.............. I've never ever ever died my mullet, old and grey I'm afraid.
Gaz, what is a itacuD top?
Would that be a reference to my Ducti t-shirt?
Gaz 748
12-Sep-2006, 19:50
The last photo is back-to-front, or are you using the web cam ?
jeff st4s
12-Sep-2006, 20:01
The last photo is back-to-front, or are you using the web cam ?
Sorry. I only just got it, when I saw this post........ uugggggghhhhhhh!
Make sure she's not too bright when you find one for me.
Yes it is a web cam, so does that mean I'll dress to the other side when I take a photo?
doogalman
12-Sep-2006, 21:18
Did you not notice that your workshop / office has been meticuliously turned around to represent the mirror image of reality? Spooky! Who would go to all that trouble?
Tonio600
12-Sep-2006, 21:23
You don't think I look too much like the elephant man do you?
I think you're bored :lol:
jeff st4s
12-Sep-2006, 21:24
Did you not notice that your workshop / office has been meticuliously turned around to represent the mirror image of reality? Spooky! Who would go to all that trouble?
You mean it's all fantastically well sorted whilst my life is in the cr*pper?
:(
If my workshop is not clean then I cannot work, would you give some guy an expensive watch to fix, if his bench looked like a blacksmiths forge?
doogalman
12-Sep-2006, 21:27
Is this you????
http://www.ufobc.ca/yukon/yukon%20images/alien.jpg
jeff st4s
12-Sep-2006, 21:27
I think you're bored :lol:
New computer, so you've gotta find out what the toys do, the kids have had a fab time making themselves look gorgeous.
:)
doogalman
12-Sep-2006, 21:36
Bored! Try this......
http://games.stupid.com/play-4458-Doctor_Dentist.html
You don't think I look too much like the elephant man do you?
no, not at all! Could be worse though, sometimes I look like Stan Laurel....and now and then i have been know to burst into "the trail of the lonesome pine"
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