They use dishwasher!!!!!!!

[vaconver]

Hi DSC,

Back from Estoril now!!!
The greatest time in my life! I can't describe how I'm still feeling! Saturday and Sunday there, I watched the qualifying and the race. I purchased two tickets. Grandstand A to watch the start and grandstand E to watch the corners.

Then I ran to the paddocks and thanks forever to that lovely English promoter who gave me his pass, I started my two missions 'go to the Ducati stand and look at Valentino's bottom as close as possible'.

After a sexist start with the Ducati team who did not want to believe I have a 999, I then showed them the picture. They asked smiling 'Can you touch the ground?'. I said 'Can Loris do it?'.
You know what, my lovely 999 opened the doors and here I am, look at the attached picture, touching Loris's baby.

I spent an hour with them while they were dismantling and washing Gibernau's bike.

A guy comes with Sete's rear brake with included rear brake fluid container and gear pedal and deep down in Shell cleaner. OK so far.

Then he takes my mother's dishwasher, a popular brand called Svelto. I think ok he's washing his hands.
Dishwasher, water, bucket and deep down Sete's rear brake and gear pedal.

Me, still holding my breath, 'mmmm, excuse me, are you really washing Sete's bike in my mother's dishwasher?'
Him 'If your mother washes her dishes, why can't I wash Sete's bike with it?'
Me 'I understand, but, you know, if I had known that before, I would have saved a lot of money in expensive bike cleaners?'
The guy looks at my astonished face and worried says 'You must trust me, if we do it, you can do it'
I said 'Man I trust you, God knows how much I trust you, it's just that I'm amazed!'

Loris was there, chatting with his wife. He has beautiful eyes, a small guy. I did not say anything to him, I did not want to be the usual annoying fan.

Everybody is small there.

The yellows finally came out. The Yamaha stand was next to the Ducati stand.
Colin small!!!
Vale small, but I love his bottom!!!

Men, I have a future on bikes then. The problem is that I have nobody to hold and park my bike.

Hot news. The Ducati guys said that Hayden and Pedrosa had a proper fight back to the paddocks.

Other hot news. I saw the Ducati 800cc for next year MotoGP. Only the body, no wheels attached. I can't say anything though, I promised I would not.

I want to go to Valencia. Who's coming?

...the greatest time in my life. Sometimes I wish I could do on my bike only a tiny fraction of what these amazing guys do...

[KeefyB]

Great report,nice one.
I just knew Hayden and Pedrosa would come to blows.Hayden was steaming!!
My tickets for Valencia turned up saturday,so I'll be there.:D

[doogalman]

Excellant , so pleased you had a great time, now for the real riding gods!!!
Surrey oficial ride-out 22nd Oct
Well that time has come around again. A chance to enjoy riding your bike and to meet some faces.
We are having a 09.30am meet at Box Hill for a 10.00am leave. Then we will head off for a bit of a jaunt. However due to the slightly later start our belly's will be groaning so we will stop en-route for Full English intermission, if the masses want.
Then swing round to finish back at Box for a natter before we head home.
So! who's up for it?
Be good for you to meet everyone, or viceaversa. you could check everyones bums out!:lol: :lol:

[NBs996]

Nice write up.
Any chance of writing a full version of your weekend and sending it in to Pronto? It'd be a good read!

Don't use dishwasher on your plastics... it's abbrasive!

[andyb]

Dishwashers.............you wanna get a women in for that sort of thing!;)

[philthy]

The problem is that I have nobody to hold and park my bike.



Form an orderly queue please chaps :)

[Gaz 748]

People ( women ) say I have a nice bum ;)

Iam quite happy to hold your bike for you :D

See you Sunday :biaggi:

FWOOOOOOOORRR :D

[doogalman]

People ( women ) say I have a nice bum ;)

Iam quite happy to hold your bike for you :D

See you Sunday :biaggi:

FWOOOOOOOORRR :D
welcome to dsc lonely hearts :eek:

[Gaz 748]

I was just about to edit that last line :o

Too late :lol:

[jeff st4s]

People ( women ) say I have a nice bum ;)

Iam quite happy to hold your bike for you :D

See you Sunday :biaggi:

FWOOOOOOOORRR :D

We're gonna copy it and send it to the missus!!!
Your in trouble.

[jeff st4s]

Be good for you to meet everyone, or viceaversa. you could check everyones bums out!:lol: :lol:

Your bum is called Bella isn't it? and it's supposed to be big.
Mine is quite special. :lol: :lol:

[Gaz 748]

She will see the funny side of it :devil: :devil: :o :lol:

[jeff st4s]

She will see the funny side of it :devil: :devil: :o :lol:

As she beats your ars* to a pulp. :eek:

[Gaz 748]

A nice small, neat, tight pulp.

Sorry, but a nice Italian lady who likes Ducatis = :D :D :D

[jeff st4s]

Sorry, but a nice Italian lady who likes Ducatis = :D :D :D

Stop digging a hole for yourself, it's only going to hurt you more when your good lady finds out. :eek:

[Gaz 748]

Stop now it`s getting personal :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Dibble]

Hi DSC,

Back from Estoril now!!!

You know what, my lovely 999 opened the doors and here I am, look at the attached picture, touching Loris's baby.


only one babe in that picture and it isn't the bike ;)

[jeff st4s]

Stop now it`s getting personal :lol: :lol: :lol:

See you Sunday? :)
Hopefully:lol:

[749er]

any moment now Doogalman will be along to say Sete's bike is nice but its not as Iconic as a 916 :-))

[jeff st4s]

any moment now Doogalman will be along to say Sete's bike is nice but its not as Iconic as a 916

Well it's no longer his bike and with a bit of luck he will retire!

SETE GIBERNAU FORCED TO MISS VALENCIA


The small operation the Spanish rider underwent yesterday went according to plan but Gibernau will not be able to take part in the final race of the season.

In last Sunday's crash at the Grande Premio de Portugal, Ducati MotoGP Team rider Sete Gibernau fractured the fifth metacarpal bone in his right hand and again damaged the collarbone he had already fractured in June.

Gibernau left Portugal immediately after the race to go to Madrid's San José hospital, where he underwent a new kind of medical treatment, which has been in use over the last two months in Spain, and which has now for the first time ever been applied to a professional sportsman. The treatment consists of the extraction of stem cells from the patient and their subsequent injection into the affected areas. In this case the cells were applied to the hand and the collarbone.

The operation, which lasted less than an hour, was carried out by Dr. Ángel Villamor. "The results obtained with this technique on patients with weakened bones and repeated fractures have so far been very satisfactory. For this reason we decided to apply it to Sete Gibernau: the fact that one of the two plates inserted in his collarbone had given way gave rise to fears that the bone was not strong enough. The operation, which avoids the immobilization of the traumatized limb, went well. Hopefully within a month or so we can confirm the complete efficiency of the treatment applied to Sete and he can return to his normal sporting activity."

The rider, who left hospital today, now requires a period of rest which will rule him out of the final GP of the 2006 season. In the next few days Ducati Corse will decide whether or not to replace him and, if so, the name of the rider who will stand in for him at the Gran Premio de la Comunitat Valenciana.

In the meantime two days of tests for the Ducati MotoGP team have concluded at the Estoril circuit after being affected by changeable weather. Loris Capirossi and Vittoriano Guareschi managed to take advantage of every moment of available track time to continue development work on the Desmosedici GP7.

Close

[vaconver]

I spoke to Guareschi, I was looking for fun laps and he's the guy taking people around for fun laps.
He said there was a Philip Morris competition yesterday the 16th in Estoril. The winners were going out with him on the track.

I'll find out if there's something similar in place for Valencia.
I want to road test my leathers!

KeefyB,
I have got the ticket for Valencia. I'm in West Blue. Which ticket do you have?
Also which hotel are you staying in?

NBs996,
I would love to write something for Pronto. Give me some time though.
I'm in the middle of moving house this week and will be without Internet for a couple of weeks, will start a new job next Monday and pack for Valencia on the 27th. So busy time. Back from Valencia, when settled, I'll sort something.

Gaz 748,
I'll see if I like you more than Vale.

Doogalman,
the rideout is back early morning. See you then for the drinks.

[jeff st4s]

Gaz 748,
I'll see if I like you more than Vale.




Can't wait to see her expression when she checks out your rear Gaz. We will all gather round the catwalk and cheer you on. xx

[KeefyB]

KeefyB,
I have got the ticket for Valencia. I'm in West Blue. Which ticket do you have?
Also which hotel are you staying in?

We will be in the Yellow stand and staying at the NH hotel Ricardo Mico.
Cant wait.:D

[doogalman]

Can't wait to see her expression when she checks out your rear Gaz. We will all gather round the catwalk and cheer you on. xx
Poor old Gaz. Has he changed his taste in women?:lol: :lol:
http://www.mingers.com/minger_of_the_week.aspx

[doogalman]

any moment now Doogalman will be along to say Sete's bike is nice but its not as Iconic as a 916 :-))
It is nice , however it's not a championship winning bike like the ICONIC 916.:lol: :lol:

[749er]

Can't wait to see her expression when she checks out your rear Gaz. We will all gather round the catwalk and cheer you on. xx

mincin'across the car park. mabe we couldline bikes up to make said cat walk?

[749er]

It is nice , however it's not a championship winning bike like the ICONIC 916.:lol: :lol:

you could set your watch by him!!

[jeff st4s]

you could set your watch by him!!


Some things in life should be regular, if it helps him go to the loo then just let him get his stuff out.

Your all on the wrong bikes anyway should be an ST4S. :lol: :lol:

[doogalman]

Your all on the wrong bikes anyway should be an ST4S. :lol: :lol:
Why is that Jeff???:o

[jeff st4s]

Because it's a proper, sensible, old man's bike and that's what most of the DSC is made up of, your not 20 year old 6 packs giving it large in the hip thrusting division, even though Gaz still thinks his Elvis hip shake is going to wow some lady at the weekend. :lol: :lol:

[doogalman]

Because it's a proper, sensible, old man's bike and that's what most of the DSC is made up of, your not 20 year old 6 packs giving it large in the hip thrusting division, even though Gaz still thinks his Elvis hip shake is going to wow some lady at the weekend. :lol: :lol:
Worth any dsc member turning up just to watch Gaz get knocked back.:lol: :lol:

[Gaz 748]

Can't wait to see her expression when she checks out your rear Gaz. We will all gather round the catwalk and cheer you on. xx

Oh dear, what have I done :o :o :o

[749er]

Because it's a proper, sensible, old man's bike and that's what most of the DSC is made up of, your not 20 year old 6 packs giving it large in the hip thrusting division, even though Gaz still thinks his Elvis hip shake is going to wow some lady at the weekend. :lol: :lol:

Speak for yourself, I have a 6 pack!

[jeff st4s]

Oh dear, what have I done :o :o :o


We are all waiting and looking forward to cheering you on big boy. :D :D

[jeff st4s]

Speak for yourself, I have a 6 pack!


Well obviously they build them better north of Hadrians Wall. :)


I have one too, it's just got a blanket on top to keep it warm.

[749er]

Well obviously they build them better north of Hadrians Wall. :)

.

in more ways than will ever know my good man!!

[jeff st4s]

in more ways than will ever know my good man!!

:eek: :eek: :lol: :lol:

Maybe it should be you doing the Elvis hip shake at the weekend then.

[749er]

in the words of the king himself.......

"a little more conversation, a little more action!"

will leave that to GAZ

[jeff st4s]

in the words of the king himself.......

"a little more conversation, a little more action!"

will leave that to GAZ


Pressure is now on Gaz, you've been challenged, it's red bikes honour at stake here.
You can't let a yellow bike rider get the last laugh now,..............can you?

[Gaz 748]

Looks like rain on Sunday :D

Should I wear my Dainese trousers, their the tightest :o :lol:

[jeff st4s]

Looks like rain on Sunday :D

Should I wear my Dainese trousers, their the tightest :o :lol:

Some tight shiney PVC with a sock or cod piece down the front (black adder stylie).
Remember it's the butt that is being checked as well, maybe 2 small pillows, one for each cheek to give you the Linford Christie muscularity.

[doogalman]

No! Spare us that.:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Gaz 748]

To quote two pop/rock acts

AC/DC "Shot down in flames" :(

Kylie "I should be so lucky" :lol:

[doogalman]

Here you go gaz, we can play this while you strut yer stuff....
http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Lil-Kim/Shake-Ya-Bum-Bum.html:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Gaz 748]

It`s too tight to shake :eek:

Do you think I should squat by the side of my bike like Rossi :biaggi:

[jeff st4s]

Saturday night fever music blasting away in the background and a gold medallion bouncing around in his fake chestwig. :eek:

[jeff st4s]

Do you think I should squat by the side of my bike like Rossi



Shouldn't you do any squatting in the boys room if you've not been since you've set off from home. :o :o

[749er]

Saturday night fever music blasting away in the background and a gold medallion bouncing around in his fake chestwig. :eek:


I think he should dip into a bit of Rod......

"If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on baby let me know!"

do Dianese do a leopardskin pattern?



oh dear....I hope we have not scared Miss Italy away?

[doogalman]

I'm sure Valentina does not wish to hear all this of Gaz. She should be allowed to make her own assumptions.:roll: :roll: :roll:

[jeff st4s]

I think he should dip a bit of Rod......




:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[jeff st4s]

do Dianese do a leopardskin pattern thong?






What an unpleasant sight.

:eek: :eek:

[doogalman]

I was working in front of a mirror A could see here checking out my bum :lol:
He's obsessed with women looking at him.:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Gaz 748]

She is going to be SO disapointed :( :( :( :lol:

Cheryl Tweedy quite liked it

[doogalman]

She is going to be SO disapointed
Not as dissapointed as you :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[jeff st4s]

Originally Posted by Gaz 748

I was working in front of a mirror and could see her checking out my bum.




Your outrageous Gaz, the 748 is not the size of the engine but how many notches in the headboard at home. :eek: :eek:

[jeff st4s]

oh dear....I hope we have not scared Miss Italy away?

We have done nothing wrong here, we may have saved an innocent soul from Gaz.

[doogalman]

:devil: :devil: Bring on Sunday.:devil: :devil:

[Gaz 748]

It` all very quiet from our nice Italian friend, do you think we have scared her off :( :lol:

[doogalman]

It` all very quiet from our nice Italian friend, do you think we have scared her off :( :lol:
"WE"??:mad: :mad:

[jeff st4s]

"WE"??:mad: :mad:


Exactly Roy!!!!


YOU GAZ !!!!!!

[Gaz 748]

I think I need help :devil: :devil: :devil:

[doogalman]

Come back Valentina, it's not all bad. It's only Gaz that is obsessed with his backside and squatting.:D :D

[doogalman]

I think I need help :devil: :devil: :devil:
Liposuction maybe???:lol: :lol:

[jeff st4s]

I think I need help :devil: :devil: :devil:


Don't worry the Surrey DSC will gather round and help it's own.
That's one thing I've noticed we stick together on this site to help each other out.
You'll be OK Mate.

[749er]

mmmmmmmmmmmm Cheryl Tweedy

[doogalman]

mmmmmmmmmmmm Cheryl Tweedy
I don't think she's a member of the dsc!:D

[jeff st4s]

mmmmmmmmmmmm Cheryl Tweedy

You don't think he was thinking of her whilst he was in one of his squatting fazes, do you?

[Gaz 748]

Never get a needle in there, too tight, you lot are just jealous :frog: :frog: :lol:

[jeff st4s]

Where has everyone gone, Gaz has not frightened them off has he?

[doogalman]

Where has everyone gone, Gaz has not frightened them off has he?
"On the run"

[Brent]

I've only been away for a day and it looks like things are literally descending into farce :)

[jeff st4s]

Never get a needle in there, too tight,


I've read the graffitti at Rykkas, the don't call you slack because your lazy at work. :devil: :devil:

[Gaz 748]

Me and my bum are still here :devil:

[doogalman]

I've only been away for a day and it looks like things are literally descending into farce :)
Welcome back. Enjoy!

[jeff st4s]

I've only been away for a day and it looks like things are literally descending into farce :)


Dave even you can't save Gaz, he's dissappeared where the sun don't shine

[Gaz 748]

This is what it`s` all about, no politics, just having a laugh ( at my expence ) :lol:

[doogalman]

Dave even you can't save Gaz, he's dissappeared where the sun don't shine
Maybe it'a Woking thing. Dave is from weybridge don't you know.:D

[doogalman]

This is what it`s` all about, no politics, just having a laugh ( at my expence ) :lol:
Well volunteered. Now how do we get other members involved.:D

[jeff st4s]

This is what it`s all about, no politics, just having a laugh ( at my expence ) :lol:

I'm seriously thinking of turning up wearing all my moto x gear with full body armour on sunday in case Gaz flips out. :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame:

[Brent]

Dave even you can't save Gaz, he's dissappeared where the sun don't shine

Already preparing a stock of "Save Gaz" bumper stickers...!

[doogalman]

I'm seriously thinking of turning up wearing all my moto x gear with full body armour on sunday in case Gaz flips out. :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame:
We were hoping you were going to show us the flips??:lol:

[doogalman]

Already preparing a stock of "Save Gaz" bumper stickers...!
What about the save Valentina stickers??:( :(

[jeff st4s]

Now how do we get other members involved.:D


Even if we invite them they still won't turn up...............ooooopppsss did I say that out loud. :eek: :eek:

[doogalman]

Even if we invite them they still won't turn up...............ooooopppsss did I say that out loud. :eek: :eek:
OH jeff that was a bit unfair. Give them a chance. The thread has only just got going.:o
Or as Gaz would say "A bit below the belt":lol: :lol:

[Gaz 748]

I think the weather is going to save me :( :devil: :lol:

[doogalman]

I think the weather is going to save me :( :devil: :lol:
Can anything save you now?:devil:

[jeff st4s]

I think the weather is going to save me :( :devil: :lol:

You can pop round to my house after the ride Gaz and I'll give you a hand to wash the dirt and blood off your bike mate. :)

[Gaz 748]

Dont you mean lipstick :devil: :lol:

[749er]

I hope the weather holds, am looking forward to a run, a chat and a good laugh

[749er]

Dont you mean lipstick :devil: :lol:


I heard you go down quicker tha Pedrosa!

[jeff st4s]

I heard you go down quicker tha Pedrosa!


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[doogalman]

Dont you mean lipstick :devil: :lol:
Yours??

[jeff st4s]

I hope the weather holds, am looking forward to a run, a chat and a good laugh


I think there may be more laughing going on and the only ride will be to comedy central (boxhill) and back home courtesy of Gaz.

[doogalman]

I think there may be more laughing going on and the only ride will be to comedy central (boxhill) and back home courtesy of Gaz.
Not too sure about going home with Gaz??:eek: :eek:

[jeff st4s]

Not too sure about going home with Gaz??:eek: :eek:

Ooohh yeah, see what you mean, but then he'll be probably in a coma after he's been spanked silly by his date at Box.
So best put on the panniers so I can pick up the pieces to take him back home.

[doogalman]

take him back home.
Carefull there Jeff, You never know who's reading the posts.:rolleyes:

[doogalman]

Is there anyone out there?

[jeff st4s]

Carefull there Jeff, You never know who's reading the posts.:rolleyes:

Maybe they may find that thought a little bit exciting, could be what they need to help them clean their lungs out. ;)

[jeff st4s]

Is there anyone out there?

Think you've got pink floyd (the wall) on a bit loud Roy!

[749er]

Maybe they may find that thought a little bit exciting, could be what they need to help them clean there lungs out. ;)

where has he gone? just shows he has a more meaningful existance than the rest of us reprobates

[749er]

either that or he has tuned into "the last samurai" with Billy Connolly, that welll known Irishman

[jeff st4s]

where has he gone? just shows he has a more meaningful existance than the rest of us reprobates

He's still on the board, can't believe he's reading other threads, the 2 timing cheatin' wh*re :flame: :flame: :flame:

[Gaz 748]

Watching " The Last Samurai " :D

[jeff st4s]

Watching " The Last Samurai " :D

Is this so you can brush up on your stokes in an attempt to save your sorry ass

[doogalman]

Think you've got pink floyd (the wall) on a bit loud Roy!
"High Hopes"

[doogalman]

Is this so you can brush up on your stokes in an attempt to save your sorry ass
Hari kari springs to mind.:lol:

[Gaz 748]

Tight and firm, not sorry :D

[749er]

how do you do the big red letters Roy?

[doogalman]

"Goodbye Cruel World"

[doogalman]

how do you do the big red letters Roy?
Go advanced and get change the font.

[jeff st4s]

Tight and firm, not sorry :D

Tight...............that's the pocket your wallet is in!
Firm................ly stuck in, that's the old fashion A4 sized 5 pound note that is still in it!

[jeff st4s]

how do you do the big red letters Roy?

when you do your post, above the type box is all those little doodles, scoll your mouse along them and they will tell you what effects they can have.

[doogalman]

Tight...............that's the pocket your wallet is in!
Firm................ly stuck in, that's the old fashion A4 sized 5 pound note that is still in it!
"Money"

[jeff st4s]

only about 20 to go!

[doogalman]

"Any Colour You Want"

[749er]

hmmm I dont have the doodles above the box where you type, even when I go advanced

[doogalman]

Green is the colour

[749er]

"Any Colour You Want"


as long as it is black, in my case

[jeff st4s]

I think I may have had one pie to many tonight

[749er]

here is a piece of Billy Connolly trivia for you.

his sister was my teacher in Primary 5. I can assure you she did not have a sense of humour at all, especially about fractions....was good looking tho

[doogalman]

When you hit reply, go advanced. Then hit the little arrow thing to the right of the underlined A. it won't work on Ariel Black font.:D

[Gaz 748]

Is`nt the weather mild for the time of year :) ( he says trying to change the subject ) :D

[749er]

I think I may have had one pie to many tonight

that explains the ST

[doogalman]

"More Blues"

[Gaz 748]

I love my ASS

[jeff st4s]

that explains the ST

I'll rise above it and help you my friend.

Go to user settings middle top of page.
Then edit options.
Down to miscellaneous options and change Editor interface to Enhanced.

Try that and then see if you get a grey box around your white typing box, above this is all the doodles you can play with.

Now back to those insults you feckers. :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame:

[doogalman]

Is`nt the weather mild for the time of year :) ( he says trying to change the subject ) :D
Don't worry they are normally wrong
http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?world=0008

[749er]

Tell me Gaz you got one of those Meganes

[jeff st4s]

here is a piece of Billy Connolly trivia for you.

his sister was my teacher in Primary 5. I can assure you she did not have a sense of humour at all, especially about fractions....was good looking tho


So did you anger her so she would beat you with the cane and then tell you funny jokes at the same time. :devil:

[Gaz 748]

JUST A NICE BUM

[jeff st4s]

Is`nt the weather mild for the time of year :) ( he says trying to change the subject ) :D

What you thinking of turning up to the ride in a pair of PVC hotpants now Gaz?

[doogalman]

Now back to those insults you feckers. :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame:
Taking a bit of a side step, do any blokes still call there wifes/ girlfriends "Horse".

[Gaz 748]

Seven more posts to beat todays max. :D

[doogalman]

I make it 4

[749er]

So did you anger her so she would beat you with the cane and then tell you funny jokes at the same time. :devil:


we had the leather belt, no cane for us, you know

[doogalman]

MMMmmmm leather!!:eek:

[749er]

iconic 916?

YAWN!!

[jeff st4s]

do any blokes still call there wifes/ girlfriends "Horse".


I'd only call a lady a horse if she was being very naughty and she was in PVC

[749er]

woo hoo, somehow my life feels so much richer

[jeff st4s]

iconic 916?

YAWN!!


Welcome to the gang !!!!!!

[749er]

Taking a bit of a side step, do any blokes still call there wifes/ girlfriends "Horse".

definitely not, mostly they called me things, few of them pleasant either:) :)

[doogalman]

See, you don't need gloom and bitching to have banter.

[749er]

Welcome to the gang !!!!!!

I have waited a long time to do the big red YAWN

[Gaz 748]

Vanconver is still not on line, do you think she knows what she`s missing ;)

[jeff st4s]

definitely not, mostly they called me things, few of them pleasant either:) :)


Well I say your a popular guy on the most popular thread, no insults that friends can't take as a joke, no damage to the DSC unless you have a humour bypass.
Hopefully one day we will be able to knock that negative **** off the site all together.
The Surrey DSC can always be relied on!

[doogalman]

Vanconver is still not on line, do you think she knows what she`s missing ;)
She'll see it all i'm sure. Especially on sunday.:lol: :lol:

[doogalman]

Well I say your a popular guy on the most popular thread, no insults that friends can't take as a joke, no damage to the DSC unless you have a humour bypass.
Hopefully one day we will be able to knock that negative **** off the site all together.
The Surrey DSC can always be relied on!
Big round of applause

[749er]

ma na na na, ma na na na

Gaz doin' a wee strip tease, hey Jeff can you carry a beat box in your panniers?

[doogalman]

what is it they say. "To laugh at others one has to first laugh at oneself"

[jeff st4s]

I have waited a long time to do the big red YAWN


You sail so close to the wind some days, I think Gaz's fight partner can warm up on you yellow banana skin with an axe first before taking a strip off Gaz. :)

[doogalman]

ma na na na, ma na na na

Gaz doin' a wee strip tease, hey Jeff can you carry a beat box in your panniers?
Beat box or Meat Box?:lol:

[Gaz 748]

I need a laptop, can`t watch tv and post at the same time :( this is a lot more fun tho :D

Big up to the Surrey Massif :D :lol: :biaggi:

[jeff st4s]

ma na na na, ma na na na

Gaz doin' a wee strip tease, hey Jeff can you carry a beat box in your panniers?

If it's one of those large muther fecker willy extension ones then I don't think so, I can fit in 2 adult size helmets, fnar fnar in my box so if it's no bigger than that I can bring the sounds for Gaz to dance to. :) :)

[749er]

our Gaz is very confident you got to hand it to him, maybe its the latter....? you know, a bit of the Linfords about him?

[749er]

You sail so close to the wind some days, I think Gaz's fight partner can warm up on you yellow banana skin with an axe first before taking a strip off Gaz. :)

just call me easy meat:D

[jeff st4s]

our Gaz is very confident you know, a bit of the Linfords about him?


Booty or lunch box?

[749er]

Booty or lunch box?

could be both, he is confident you know......:o

[Gaz 748]

I HAVE TO DANCE NOW DO I ?

[749er]

You sail so close to the wind some days, I think Gaz's fight partner can warm up on you yellow banana skin with an axe first before taking a strip off Gaz. :)

ps, you have no idea how close you are with the banana skin tag

[749er]

I HAVE TO DANCE NOW DO I ?

you do have a bit of a confident swagger!

[jeff st4s]

I HAVE TO DANCE NOW DO I ?

Well some people have a last meal before they go, you've been offered a dance to save you sorry booty. :D :D

[jeff st4s]

ps, you have no idea how close you are with the banana skin tag

SORRY.

[749er]

SORRY.
am sure Gaz will fill you in, he has been blinded by them!

[doogalman]

SORRY.
One skin, two skin, three skin ,four s...

[jeff st4s]

One skin, two skin, three skin ,four s...


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[jeff st4s]

am sure Gaz will fill you in, he has been blinded by them!

You will have to expand here please.
Fill me in as in duff me up?
Fill me in as enlighten me?
Blinded by them, has he had a bizarre accident whilst hoovering in his dressing gown and then fell face first onto one?

[749er]

You will have to expand here please.
Fill me in as in duff me up?
Fill me in as enlighten me?
Blinded by them, has he had a bizarre accident whilst hoovering in his dressing gown and then fell face first onto one?

will let you know or to put it another way, if I am at the back Roy will have no problem spotting me

[jeff st4s]

will let you know or to put it another way, if I am at the back Roy will have no problem spotting me

I've always felt a bit embaressed to say, but you do have a loud helmet. I don't recognise the colour scheme though? :D :D

[doogalman]

Steady!!!

[749er]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[jeff st4s]

Steady!!!

No it's ready, steady, go. :eureka:
That's why your a bit slow when it comes to racing Roy. :smug:

[doogalman]

No it's ready, steady, go. :eureka:
That's why your a bit slow when it comes to racing Roy. :smug:
Oi ! Sounds like fighting talk.

[Gaz 748]

Are we back to talking about bikes................. :D :D :D

[749er]

Are we back to talking about bikes................. :D :D :D

if you like, I'll be looking for a commuter soon, any thoughts?

[Gaz 748]

Ducatis and Aprilias are quite nice :D

[jeff st4s]

If you like, I'll be looking for a commuter bike soon for you Gaz, any thoughts?

After you've had you ass whooped at the weekend it will only be good for sitting on fat seated Harleys. :D :D

[jeff st4s]

Oi ! Sounds like fighting talk.

As long as it's with a racing start I'll be OK, you never catch me! :devil: :devil:

[749er]

After you've had you ass whooped at the weekend it will only be good for sitting on fat seated Harleys. :D :D

who is going to be doing the whippin?

[Gaz 748]

As Doogals mate says.............. "time for bed " my eyes hurt :D

It`s been fun :D

[jeff st4s]

who is going to be doing the whippin?


A lady!

[jeff st4s]

As Doogals mate says.............. "time for bed " my eyes hurt :D




You've been banking too much money tonight, you know it will make you go blind! :D :D

[749er]

over and out, see you all Sunday

[Gaz 748]

I will leave it to you guys to hit 200 posts :D

[jeff st4s]

Sorry Vaconver we high jacked your fine thread but there was a greater need to try and save the soul of the DSC.

Hopefully see you at the weekend. :) :)


Time to get some zzzzzzzzz now!

[vaconver]

What's going on here?
There are 19 pages to read!

Gaz, do you have a picture of your bum by any chance on your bike while leaning down like Vale?
That would save you the catwalking on Sunday!

Just asking.

However Vale is too young for me, even if his bum is adorable.

[doogalman]

Welcome back young lady. see what happens when you are not here to keep things in order. thread goes slightly off-topic and as for Gaz. He's like a ferrull tom , strutting all over the place and marking his territory out.:lol: :lol:

[749er]

He's like a ferrull tom , strutting all over the place and marking his territory out.:lol: :lol:

but lovable all the same.....don't worry he wont mark your bike

[Lily]

I had not opened this thread as the title didn't really inspire me, then when it started to grow I thought it was probably another slanging match so avoided it.

Finally I got bored and opened it and after seeing the picture in the first post I understand the length of the thread.

You lot are so predictable !!!!


SAD and Predictable :lol:


Hello nice lady, don't worry about these blokes they will calm down once their medication kicks in ;)

[749er]

I had not opened this thread as the title didn't really inspire me, then when it started to grow I thought it was probably another slanging match so avoided it.

Finally I got bored and opened it and after seeing the picture in the first post I understand the length of the thread.

You lot are so predictable !!!!


SAD and Predictable :lol:


Hello nice lady, don't worry about these blokes they will calm down once their medication kicks in ;)

Lily,Lily,Lily we boys just want to have a laugh. I am pleased we have (sort of) restored your faith...keep smiling!

[jeff st4s]

I had not opened this thread as the title didn't really inspire me, then when it started to grow I thought it was probably another slanging match so avoided it.

Finally I got bored and opened it and after seeing the picture in the first post I understand the length of the thread.

You lot are so predictable !!!!


SAD and Predictable :lol:


Hello nice lady, don't worry about these blokes they will calm down once their medication kicks in ;)

Not sad, just can't see how all the negative stuff can benefit as humans and help us get more out of life.
We all understand we need to clear the air and resolve our differences, sometimes the board may be the only place, I can relate to someone having the back bone to stand up and be counted, how about 2 backbones to offer the olive branch...........................any super heroes out there????????

[Lily]

Not sad, just can't see how all the negative stuff can benefit as humans and help us get more out of life.
We all understand we need to clear the air and resolve our differences, sometimes the board may be the only place, I can relate to someone having the back bone to stand up and be counted, how about 2 backbones to offer the olive branch...........................any super heroes out there????????


err I think you are misunderstanding me mr Jeff, i was saying SAD in a joking and humerous manner. I think this thread is great :D

[jeff st4s]

What's going on here?
There are 19 pages to read!

Gaz, do you have a picture of your bum by any chance on your bike while leaning down like Vale?
That would save you the catwalking on Sunday!

Just asking.

However Vale is too young for me, even if his bum is adorable.


No we need the catwalk, we are shipping in the red carpet as we speak, it's going to be fab I'm going to see if we can get live media coverage. :) :)

[jeff st4s]

err I think you are misunderstanding me mr Jeff, i was saying SAD in a joking and humerous manner. I think this thread is great :D

I thought so, but just had to clear that one up. :) :)

Peace and love whilst ripping your mates to bits did not start any wars or hurt anyones feelings.
I'm sure, if any of us were a bit upset they'd make the guilty party buy the coffees at the weekend.
Just waiting for the coffee orders to fly in now!!!! :)

[749er]

Jeff has confirmed he can get a beatbox in his panniers

[jeff st4s]

Well after my Wales motor x trip I was thinking more like we could have a Surrey DSC male voice singers, lining the route up to the ring singing badly and out of tune. :D :D

[749er]

I thought so, but just had to clear that one up. :) :)

Peace and love whilst ripping your mates to bits did not start any wars or hurt anyones feelings.
I'm sure, if any of us were a bit upset they'd make the guilty party buy the coffees at the weekend.
Just waiting for the coffee orders to fly in now!!!! :)

a little loving.....


http://ringtones.ez-tracks.com/ringtone-4964.html

[jeff st4s]

The ring tones all seemed to be performed by Nicole?
Not quite sure if it should be more like eye of the tiger tune to get him going. :D

[Lightning Boy]

Can anyone join in the character assasination of Gaz ?

Does anyone object to me bringing a video camera along on Sunday ?

Hey......could even bring my cute little butt along on Sunday too.......bit of competition for Gaz huh ?

Ms Italy will be spoiled for choice......... :lol:

[jeff st4s]

Anyone can join in, Gaz set himself up a the Surrey love icon, he now has to stand or fall by his comments.........................more like fall on his sword and I don't mean pork. :eek: :eek:

Bring along the video so we can relive the moment again and again etc.

[749er]

Anyone can join in, Gaz set himself up a the Surrey love icon, he now has to stand or fall by his comments.........................more like fall on his sword and I don't mean pork. :eek: :eek:

Bring along the video so we can relive the moment again and again etc.

I can see it now....The DSC EuroBUMvision competition, with heats around the regions and a grand final on Wigan Pier.

the vote from the Italian jury......no points

[jeff st4s]

Just looked out of the window, it's raining and I was off over to see Roy later, looks like I'lll be popping round to borrow Gaz's rubber suit so I don't get wet. :) :)
Gaz pm me your details so we can swap measurements to make sure I can fit into your size 8 rubber suit.

[749er]

201

AM GETTING CARRIED AWAY WITH THIS COLOUR THING NOW

[jeff st4s]

201

AM GETTING CARRIED AWAY WITH THIS COLOUR THING NOW

Yes, you see you get there first and faster on RED

[doogalman]

they will calm down once their medication kicks in ;)
Got to drag us to the quack first.:lol: :lol:

[doogalman]

No we need the catwalk,
We havn't got to endure the "ferrull Tom" doing that stupid walk down the catwalk,:eek: have we?:lol:

[jeff st4s]

Got to drag us to the quack first.

There is no chance of getting you to a Doctors in the fatherland, one thing I've learnt after living in Switzerland, more medicine than you care to think about can be given in directly where you sit down!!!!!!! :barfy: :barfy:
I don't think your going to be prepared to fight to get your all in one leathers down every time you get a headache. :eek: :eek:

[jeff st4s]

We havn't got to endure the "ferrull Tom" doing that stupid walk down the catwalk,:eek: have we?:lol:

I bet he'll come dressed in some Ducati badged pimped out clothing to say he is at one with the Italian's and that makes him even sexier. :barfy: :barfy: :barfy:

[doogalman]

201

AM GETTING CARRIED AWAY WITH THIS COLOUR THING NOW
Why not try another colour?

[jeff st4s]

Oooohh my god, the acid has just started to kick in.

[doogalman]

I bet he'll come dressed in some Ducati badged pimped out clothing to say he is at one with the Italian's and that makes him even sexier. :barfy: :barfy: :barfy:
I wouldn't be surprised if he has also changed his name to Gazzi:(

[doogalman]

Gazzi, il gatto selvaggio.:D

[jeff st4s]

It's a shame we won't be able to continue as much Gazzi apprieciation this evening, the consumption of food and wine will have to take priority.

[doogalman]

He probably needs the following few evenings to preen himself for the catwlk.:lol:

[doogalman]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gazzi

[jeff st4s]

He be practicing his mince down the hallway.........................oh sorry walk.
The artistic way ladies bend over to check out if their laces are fastened. I can only assume thats what they were doing when I saw Goldfrapp at Brixton. :saint: :saint:

[doogalman]

He be practicing his mince down the hallway.........................oh sorry walk.
Thet artistic way ladies bend over to check out if there laces are fastened. I can only assume thats what they were doing when I saw Goldfrapp at Brixton. :saint: :saint:
Check this out, i hope he wears more than she. Nice finnish thou.
http://media.putfile.com/model

[jeff st4s]

Can't open it on my Mac. :(

[doogalman]

Can't open it on my Mac. :(
Looser.:lol: :lol: :lol:

[jeff st4s]

Looser.:lol: :lol: :lol:


NO! IT'S JUST THAT MY COMPUTER IS FAR MORE FUSSY THAN YOUR INFERIOR PC'S

[doogalman]

NO! IT'S JUST THAT MY COMPUTER IS FAR MORE FUSSY THAN YOUR INFERIOR PC'S
Worth it to see what you are missing.:lol: :lol: I shall find some more:lol:

[jeff st4s]

Worth it to see what you are missing. :lol: I shall find some more:lol:

Well you can show me them tonight. :)
Whilst Kim and I drink the wine, talk rubbish and generally put the world to rights, you can play at being computer geek to entertain us. :frog: :frog:

[doogalman]

Well you can show me them tonight. :)
Whilst Kim and I drink the wine, talk rubbish and generally put the world to rights, you can play at being computer geek to entertain us. :frog: :frog:
MMmmm Curry.:D

[Gaz 748]

Looks like rain on Sunday :D :D :D

Gazzi saved by good old British weather :lol:

I have the talcum powder ready, it`s yours Jeff any time you need it :o

[749er]

Looks like rain on Sunday :D :D :D

Gazzi saved by good old British weather :lol:

I have the talcum powder ready, it`s yours Jeff any time you need it :o

forecast is always wrong, it will be fine!

[jeff st4s]

Looks like rain on Sunday

Gazzi saved by good old British weather :lol:

I have the talcum powder ready, it`s yours Jeff any time you need it :o

Gaz, even if it's raining your going!!
I'll lend you some waterproofs and clean your bike if I have to.
We all have to see your face on Sunday, besides I think I owe you breakfast or at least a coffee for the amount of abuse I've given you. :) :)

[749er]

Gaz, even if it's raining your going!!
I'll lend you some waterproofs and clean your bike if I have to.
We all have to see your face on Sunday, besides I think I owe you breakfast or at least a coffee for the amount of abuse I've given you. :) :)

count mein on that too, I'll shout you a nice pain au chocolat for second breakfast

[Gaz 748]

Water off a ducks back :D

Love to be the centre of attention ;) :o

[doogalman]

Love to be the centre of attention ;) :o
You're not wrong on this one:lol:

[749er]

weather is looking better!! woo hoo!

[doogalman]

should be a good-un.

[Gaz 748]

Rain :D :D :D :D

[doogalman]

Rain :D :D :D :D
Do i detect a large dose of BOTTLE?

[jeff st4s]

Do i detect a large dose of BOTTLE?

He is free to bring a bottle to apologise with.
But better have some bottle and show up, otherwise he is going to have a yellow streek painted down his bike when we see him next!!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[doogalman]

In addition to white feathers in his helmet to denote a coward.:lol:

[jeff st4s]

In addition to white feathers in his helmet to denote a coward.:lol:

Should have hit that pheasant :devil: last night after all, got to go and find a white bird an pluck it now for the weekend. :D

Gazzi better have 3 shredded wheat on sunday morning. :)

[doogalman]

Oi Foxy!!!

[doogalman]

hurry up jeff

[jeff st4s]

Oi Foxy Lady!!!

You breaking into a Jimi Hendrix number or are you looking for someone on here? :confused:

[doogalman]

You breaking into a Jimi Hendrix number or are you looking for someone on here? :confused:
No. Foxy was reading our thread.

[doogalman]

Still plenty of interest in the dishwasher!!

[doogalman]

hurry up jeff

[jeff st4s]

No. Foxy was reading our thread.


So is Foxy a reader and not a quoter then, one of the silent majority on the board, suggest the start Gazzi baiting and it will bring a new area of fulfillment to there life. :D

[Gaz 748]

I think she said she would be off line for two weeks, due to move :(

(I`am talking about Valentina)

[doogalman]

Come on people. If you read the thread , post what you are thinking. Your feedback is very welcome.:D

[doogalman]

I think she said she would be off line for two weeks, due to move :(
You are obsessed .:eek: Foxy is someone else reading the post.:D

[749er]

good to see this thread having life breathed into it again, too hungover to generate any humour tho'

[jeff st4s]

Come on people. If you read the thread , post what you are thinking. Your feedback is very welcome.:D

:lol: :lol:

This has moved into another level of human emotions that leave some people struggling to come to terms with obviously. :D

[doogalman]

hurry up jeff

[Gaz 748]

MORE women !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

[749er]

MORE women !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

dont you have some at home.......