Thanks to Kim, James &......................Roy

[jeff st4s]

Well here I am on the slow count down to do the Enduro Africa event, I keep getting the "oh by the way, have you bought this and you have to pay out here as well, remember to get all those expensive jabs too" etc.
Just when I thought I was out of the woods, I get an email now saying it will be a good idea if you bought a GPS unit just in case you get lost, after a large sigh, I thought I'd phone Roy up to see what he thought on me suggesting to the Surrey boys they sponser me for a GPS unit and I'll donate it to whoever is leading the more adventurous rides we are hoping to do when I get back, they can then pass it on to the next guy.
But I never got the chance to get that far as Kim, James & Roy stepped in and paid the lot, so with a huge smile on my face and a genuine tear in my eye I have to say thanks guys. xx

:) :) :) :) :)

[doogalman]

But I never got the chance to get that far as Kim, James & Roy stepped in and paid the lot, so with a huge smile on my face and a genuine tear in my eye I have to say thanks guys. xx


Didn't say we would provide a battery for the unit tho, :eek: :lol: :eek: :lol:

[jeff st4s]

Didn't say we would provide a battery for the unit tho,

Don't worry I'm going to steal those from a childs toy! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[madmav]

bloody hell roy ! are you OK?
It's hard enough getting a pint out of the "cockeny Rebel"







Pmsl

mav

[doogalman]

Don't worry I'm going to steal those from a childs toy! :lol:
Don't worry , there will be plenty of toys being thrown by Gazzi come sunday:lol:

[doogalman]

bloody hell roy ! are you OK?
It's hard enough getting a pint out of the "cockeny Rebel"

mav
Anything to see the back of him:lol: :lol:

[749er]

Don't worry , there will be plenty of toys being thrown by Gazzi come sunday:lol:

he is doing a toy show?:o :o :o

[jeff st4s]

Anything to see the back of him:lol: :lol:

I'd be concerned if you wrote the cheque :lol: :lol: , but Kim has an honest face! :)

[Florence]

I've got some batteries. You should have said last night. Cant put smiley faces as I haven't sussed that out yet!!

[jeff st4s]

I've got some batteries. You should have said last night. Cant put smiley faces as I haven't sussed that out yet!!

There are too many possible bad boy jokes in those few words, I just can't go there. :lol: :lol:

As Elton John sung "The Biatch is Back".:D

Welcome back gorgeous. :) :)

[Gaz 748]

Why is it women are never short of batteries:o :lol:

[749er]

I've got some batteries. You should have said last night. Cant put smiley faces as I haven't sussed that out yet!!

I know the answer to this you go to

user settings

edit options

then go down to

miscellaeneous

and change it to "enhanced interface"

then when you hot reply use the "go advanced"




over and out from the smart ar*e:D

[doogalman]

On a more serious note, i'm sure Jeff would be most appreciative if there is anyone else that is prepared to offer some sponsorship. You know it's a good cause, go on do something to help some lives (and it involves bikes). it's all for charity.

[doogalman]

I've got some batteries. You should have said last night. Cant put smiley faces as I haven't sussed that out yet!!
No avatar either :( :( :( :frog:

[jeff st4s]

No avatar either

Oooohhhh, just wait till she gets home, all we'll hear from the Hasting's household will be "chase me chase me". :eek: :eek: :eek: :lol: :lol:

[doogalman]

Oooohhhh, just wait till she gets home, all we'll hear from the Hasting's household will be "chase me chase me". :eek: :lol:
She won't chase me for long . I'm just a crippled orphan.:eek:

[jeff st4s]

I'm just a crippled.:eek:

It's too much curry that was on your plate last night, that'll give you the crippling runs! :devil: :devil:

[Florence]

I need to get on here more often! I keep hitting wrong buttons! Mmmmm curry. When I finish work, I shall have ago at 749r's instructions.

[Redruth]

That's great Jeff. Getting other people to buy you stuff is always the preferred option. Good luck on this trip. How many people are going and have they got all the sponsorship sorted out? As I had such good support for my RFH Davd Harris evening, I'll put my hand in my pocket for some sponsorship for you, if you're looking for some. Or I could provide the batteries. I keep a big supply of them for a number of battery operated items ;)

[jeff st4s]

Good luck on this trip. How many people are going and have they got all the sponsorship sorted out?



Thanks for the luck.

135 foolish people, thats surprise surprise, 135 bikes for the health workers in SA.
I've forked out the £4k for the bike/trip, spent over £1k on motor x clothing/safety gear, so the GPS was the final straw. :)
When I'm out there, we pay for our food/drink when out on the road, our own petrol and a new set of tyres when we finnish, if we have any spills on the bikes the any repairs required we pay for.

[Florence]

Gosh Jeff this could be an expensive trip. You should let me and Redruth supply your batteries. They're usually "one careful owner" :lol: Ah look progress! Now all i need to do is get people's names etc... right i.e. 749Er sorry I missed your E.

[Redruth]

Fantastic board name SB. I would be providing new batteries though, not used ones. Welcome to the board. You should be getting the drinks in, you know. I'd like a Kier Royal please :)

[Florence]

Is that smutty?? That went over my head. A bit like doogalman when I catch him. Mind you it's easy with his gammy leg poor old S*d :roll: I'm sure him and Jeff just play at "being at work" :o When Doogalman gets home, I will have to get him to sort me an Avatar. Perhaps a picture of Florence. Not the City :rolleyes:

[jeff st4s]

They're usually "one careful owner" :lol:

Is that one careful "lady" owner?

Oh and mines a pint of that first red I brought round or a pint of gin if not.

Welcome xx

[jeff st4s]

I'm sure him and Jeff just play at "being at work"

Perhaps a picture of Florence. Not the City

That's not true, we work very hard at playing at work!!

Florence may be beautiful, but no more than you.

:eek: :eek: Waiting for Roy to respond.





Best get my coat.

[Gaz 748]

Welcome :D

Pint of Dutch courage please ;)

[749er]

Fantastic board name SB. I would be providing new batteries though, not used ones. Welcome to the board. You should be getting the drinks in, you know. I'd like a Kier Royal please :)

What on earth is "Kier Royal"? sounds like a potato to me:)

[Florence]

Ah! just realised Kier Royal isn't that Champagne & black currant (actually I cheated, I asked James T) ;) Yes Jeff in my case one lady owner but in yours?? :frog: Actually I am just sipping a nice glass of the Austrian. I started to put another sentence about smoot and creamy tastes but it kinda looked a bit dodgy!! :devil:

[749er]

Now all i need to do is get people's names etc... right i.e. 749Er sorry I missed your E.


dont worry, i am sure I am missin more than that myself

[Florence]

I'm a bit of a potatoe head at times so you're close :lol:

[Redruth]

Is that smutty?? That went over my head. A bit like doogalman when I catch him. Mind you it's easy with his gammy leg poor old S*d :roll: I'm sure him and Jeff just play at "being at work" :o When Doogalman gets home, I will have to get him to sort me an Avatar. Perhaps a picture of Florence. Not the City :rolleyes:

Couple of tips about this board as I can see you need to get with the program if you're going to post on this site.

Unwritten rules of posting on the board

1. Assume everything is smutty unless it is extremely grave. Even then, look for smutty inuendo just to be sure.
2. People who are actually very good friends with each other in real life, can seem like mortal enemies on here. Ignore it. They'll be falling over drunk together the next time they meet up.
3. If you start a thread, expect comments that are absolutely nothing to do with it to appear instantaneously.
4. Don't be deterred by people criticising you or taking the P!ss. The ones that are seriously cruel to women on this site get batted out of existence by the good guys on here.
5. Post whatever you like whenever you feel like it. There's always someone awake and interested.

Good luck. I've finished that drink. Please may I have a straight champagne now.

[jeff st4s]

Kier Roya,l that's Champagne & black currant ;)

Should have guessed with Ruth's expensive tastes!! :lol: :lol:

[Redruth]

Should have guessed with Ruth's expensive tastes!! :lol: :lol:

It's cassis actually. I don't think that's quite the same as blackcurrant. And doesn't it have an alcohol content? I hope so, because that's why I drink it.

:lol:

[Florence]

Expensive taste thanx for the tip. I'll give as good as I get. Doogalman knows how good I can be :p

[Redruth]

Expensive taste thanx for the tip. I'll give as good as I get. Doogalman knows how good I can be :p

Now you're getting the hang of it. How did you do that pink thing, though? There are obviously things you can teach me and I've been here ages.

[Florence]

As you know Jeff, I am very good and quick with my fingers but crikey It aint arf ard keepin up with posting :confused:

[Florence]

When you reply there is an A with a thick black underline. click and a drop down color chart appears

[749er]

When you reply there is an A with a thick black underline. click and a drop down color chart appears

smart a*se!:devil:

[Florence]

You're just jealous sweety

[Redruth]

I can't see an A with a black line under it. Where is it?

[749er]

You're just jealous sweety

its been a long time since anyone called me sweety

[Florence]

No my sweet. Where you message on the thick grey band with B I U etc.. next to that is the A with the underline. click on that, drop list appears and click the color you want

[749er]

You're just jealous sweety

God dam know it all woman!

[jeff st4s]

Welcome to the jungle.


Guns and Roses playing in the background.
Sadly playing with kids tonight so off line for most of night so I can't play. :(

Get Roy to pm AH for you Kim

See you all on Sunday

[Florence]

Not quite ALL but most :lol: and Doogalman lurvz it :devil:

[749er]

sorry Roy!

Anyway time I was off to get myself ready and to meet ickle K

[Florence]

Oh man! now ya got me :confused: wots pm AH jargon :frog:

[Florence]

ickle K???? LOL i just got a message saying I gotta wait 11 secs between messages. See I'm a fast woman :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[jeff st4s]

Oh man! now ya got me :confused: wots pm AH jargon :frog:

pm, personal message
AH the other lady who was going to come down to Box. :)

[Florence]

Cushty! thanx Jeff. kissy kissy bye

[749er]

ickle K???? LOL i just got a message saying I gotta wait 11 secs between messages. See I'm a fast woman :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ickle K = Little Kathi

[Redruth]

I can't see a thick grey band on here. Where should I be looking? To be honest, I'm still struggling with the smiley things. But then my posts don't need all those additional adornments. I would like to be able to type in big red letters occasionally though.

[749er]

I know the answer to this you go to

user settings

edit options

then go down to

miscellaeneous

and change it to "enhanced interface"

then when you hot reply use the "go advanced"




over and out from the smart ar*e:D


might need to do this first Ruthie!

[Florence]

Be gentle with me I'm new to this :puzzled:

[Florence]

[QUOTE=Redruth]I can't see a thick grey band on here.
Ruth I think I've discovered it easily because Roy is always on here but I think 749er is guiding you where I didn't have to first.:confused:

[Redruth]

that's fantastice

thanks so much

I'm eternally grateful for this assistance :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol: :frog:

[Florence]

that's fantastice

thanks so much

I'm eternally grateful for this assistance :roll: Well done Lass! Doogalman sez you dont have to keep instructing for seperate lines. Once done all stays until you instruct otherwise. I gotta go now, Doogalman home and we only got one computer at the mo. I have a laptop but I cant get a wireless signal :mad:

[Florence]

Oooohhhh, just wait till she gets home, all we'll hear from the Hasting's household will be "chase me chase me". :eek: :eek: :eek: :lol: Look who I caught when I got home :p

[Redruth]

That Avatar is soo sweeet. :barfy: ;)

So, SB, do you ride a bike yourself or are you pillion totty? Don't you just love that word 'totty'.

Roy, can you let SB back on the computer please. I was talking to her. :D

[doogalman]

That Avatar is soo sweeet. :barfy: ;)

So, SB, do you ride a bike yourself or are you pillion totty? Don't you just love that word 'totty'.

Roy, can you let SB back on the computer please. I was talking to her. :D
Do i have to????:eek:

[Redruth]

Do i have to????:eek:

yes - that's not a request, it's a demand. A red demand

[Redruth]

Unless she's cooking your tea, of course. :D

[doogalman]

As in the avatar she was preening my locks!!!:eek: And scratching my back!!!!:devil:

[Florence]

[QUOTE=Redruth][FONT=Century Gothic][SIZE=7][COLOR=magenta][COLOR=red]yes -
Hello. I booted him off. No not really he is a gentleman :frog: I do ride. I used to ride big beasts like Ducati Monster 900 but sold that and all I got at the moment is a little 200 Benly (Honda) sorry :( I went on the "Bimble ride recently just to get back out for a bit of confidence. I hadn't ridden for about 3 years I think :confused: I do enjoy jumping on the back of Doogalman as "Totty" for a fast blast :lol: :lol:

[Redruth]

:lol: You're getting to grips with this inuendo thing nicely, SB.

Good to hear you ride in your own right. Not enough women bikers out there, in my opinion. Planning to buy another Ducati? Roy, she wants another Ducati. Get the cheque book out. :devil:

[Florence]

Trouble is I'm only 5'4" and only have a little inside leg so getting a bike I'm comfy with to touch the floor is not always easy. I need to be stretched a bit :eek: Now I've got the hang of all this, I gotta go, we are off to Cheese & Wine evening at friends we haven't seen for a while :) Bikers but sadly not Ducati :( We must chat again :D

[Redruth]

Have a nice evening.

:D

[jeff st4s]

Look who I caught when I got home :p

I bet he did not put up much of a struggle. :lol: :lol: :lol: