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Been a bit quiet and harmonious round here for the last 5 minutes so i thought i'd pick on myself.
Anyone else want to **** me off and vent their frustration........go on please
Oh for fecks sake !!!!!!!!!
Shut it you big daft geordie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and breathe ........ ah :)
I have said everything i want to say to you today... :p
Please can we have this thread locked as this bloke is a bald northern irritatingly nice bloke and I feel he may cheer members up too much.
jeff st4s
20-Oct-2006, 16:39
Okay, we've never met, I don't know you, but just when it comes to the point of delivering the killer blow, I've ran out of steam. :mad: :mad:
Why not help the Surrey DSC keep GAZZI amused on our various threads, please feel free to join in. :) :)
It all started on the "they use dishwasher post", come join us, you won't regret it. :)
I really detest large gents who dare to grace the front page of our beloved club magazine in the sahara on black multi's
How dare they!
.....I hate him..... :lol:
Yer all a bunch of t055ers, feck off and thats after i've moderated myself
Redruth
20-Oct-2006, 16:51
Shaun, I'm quite sure these amateur attempts at abuse are not a patch on what you're used to. I can't think of anything nasty to say off the top of my head but will do my best to come up with something that will be worthy of you. Will probably PM it to you but only if you promise not to complain to the MT ;) There is no rule against solicited abuse, as far as I'm aware.
Gaz 748
20-Oct-2006, 16:52
Thanks BDG for trying :D
Gaz 748 ( Gazzi )
Why me :confused: :lol:
There is no rule against solicited abuse, as far as I'm aware.
Is that in the new or the old constitution?:confused:
Redruth
20-Oct-2006, 16:58
Don't start, Big Daft Git
You never sent that hunky messanger for the tea I made, after you proposed me for Char Lady so in fact I shouldn't be speaking to you at all.
MARTIN H
20-Oct-2006, 16:58
Shaun you are a ****ing **** ****
Who the Hell is BDG? Is he even a biker?
Bloody fair weather bikers ...
Belt Driven G series,
Get back out to that underpowered ancient crock you reckon is Ducati's finest R with yer black and decker to wind the Odo on...............it's the only way you're gonna end the year with more miles on than me big man,:frog:
BTW luverly scene out me office window, the autumn sun lighting up the golden leaves on the trees, finches flitting from branch to branch on the hawthorn,...............
Think I've lost the plot?...................you bet:D
r
Don't start, Big Daft Git
You never sent that hunky messanger for the tea I made, after you proposed me for Char Lady so in fact I shouldn't be speaking to you at all.
Sorry i wasn't sure if you wanted 1 hunk or 2 with your tea:lol:
Free grinding service for anyone with axes.
And purveyor of the finest knives for back stabbing
My speciality "plots lost" discounts for regular customers.
Who the Hell is BDG? Is he even a biker?
Bloody fair weather bikers ...
yeah I had heard he never even rides a bike....
I reckon he drinks
SHANDY ;)
And hes tall :frog:
Yeah, I hate tall people cos I think they got the legs I should've been given...Now if he'd got hair as well then I could REALLY hate him
Yeah, I hate tall people cos I think they got the legs I should've been given...Now if he'd got hair as well then I could REALLY hate him
You do have a point, you pint sized gnome!
Imminent flaming ....................................
I reckon you're ok big fella ;) :lol:
Free grinding service for anyone with axes.
Do you do knee sliders?
It's flipping dangerous riding along scraping 'em on the pit wall, peeps get well hacked off when ya turn round and come back the other way as well to do the other side:eek:
TIA,
.
Iconic944ss
20-Oct-2006, 17:16
Yeah....go on ya Monkey Hanger ya....
Oh NO - that's me !!!
Right - I'm locking every single thread on site bar this one :)
nite nite all - Frank
Bloody typical MT and webteam sticking their oar in now together, i feel persecuted, the whole worlds against me.
Yeah....go on ya Monkey Hanger ya....
ooh, no need for that kind of abuse Frank, he's tried hard to forget about his ancestry even resorting to pretending to be a geordie :D
Belt Driven G series,
Get back out to that underpowered ancient crock you reckon is Ducati's finest R with yer black and decker to wind the Odo on...............it's the only way you're gonna end the year with more miles on than me big man,:frog:
r
How do you think i got the miles on the first place Mr Smarty Pants from Yorkshire, took me ages with the hand drill:(
Anyway whats on yours now Ray?
Not that i'd believe the answer coz being from Yorkshire you'd be too tight to spend anything on petrol.
Redruth
20-Oct-2006, 17:22
You live up to your board name in spectacular fashion, Shaun. The whole world is not against you, but then you haven't met them all yet. Give it time.
Bloody typical MT and webteam sticking their oar in now together, i feel persecuted, the whole worlds against me.
The whole world wouldn't be against you if you didn't travel over half of it, depleting their beer supplies as you go.
The Sahara, FFS! NOTHING BUT FAIR WEATHER THERE!
I rest my case.
Bloody typical MT and webteam sticking their oar in now together, i feel persecuted, the whole worlds against me.
Sod off, and go and sit in the naughty corner you ape.
Imminent flaming ....................................
I reckon you're ok big fella ;) :lol:
creep:frog:
I rate this thread a 10.
and who do you think is bothered what you think ya knob
ooh, no need for that kind of abuse Frank, he's tried hard to forget about his ancestry even resorting to pretending to be a geordie :D
BDM.... who would have known what a Mackem was anyway
and you can bog off back to your second rate site as well pal
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh what a bit of fresh air this tread has OHHHHHHHHHHHHh to have a nice friendly bit of banter between ourselves . Well done Shaun you big lovely Northern To88er :lol: :lol: 4D
Redruth
20-Oct-2006, 17:38
Sod off, and go and sit in the naughty corner you ape.
That's a classic.
Loz makes a good point too.
Shaun, I think you've started something here that is going to run and run. Once the Moroccans get internet access, this could become the biggest thread ever invented.
I shall be keeping the best ones to use as birthday and christmas card messages. Looking forward to some proper abusive stuff appearing on here as people come in from work, open a bottle of wine and get stuck in, or later when they roll back from the pub.
oh no, not another one from sunderland
I have said everything i want to say to you today... :p
Please can we have this thread locked as this bloke is a bald northern irritatingly nice bloke and I feel he may cheer members up too much.
look here, you and Ruth are wimmin so who cares what you think, same goes for Kwikbitch, CK, glad they're not around anymore anyway.
get back to the kitchen and sort Jons tea out now!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh what a bit of fresh air this tread has OHHHHHHHHHHHHh to have a nice friendly bit of banter between ourselves . Well done Shaun you big lovely Northern To88er :lol: :lol: 4D
soft southern poof, you had to run from Lands End to John O'Groats coz you couldn't do it on a motorbike.
creep:frog:
:lol:
Just a different opinion big fella ;)
and who do you think is bothered what you think ya knob
Off topic, pal. It's some bloke called BDG we all hate, so stay on topic and save your spleen for him!
Sheesh, you could really hate some people, you know?
(I still rate the thread a 10)
Sod off, and go and sit in the naughty corner you ape.
why do you think i live in an ivory tower, coz its round, and there's no corners to sit in dumbo
Redruth
20-Oct-2006, 17:51
You appear to have changed the rules, Shaun. You invited us to feel free to vent our spleen by being abusive to you but you're responding. As I understood the conditions of your offer, you are there to help us get things off our chests. Responding to people who may be fragile and vulnerable (like Flanks for example) is not part of the game.
BDM.... who would have known what a Mackem was anyway
and you can bog off back to your second rate site as well pal
who would want to know what a mackem was???
aye, i'll head back over there now, don't bother coming over to bleat at me there management have revoked your membership for bringing geordies into disrepute :D
why do you think i live in an ivory tower, coz its round, and there's no corners to sit in dumbo
I think you are bang out of order there calling him a 'dumbo' its a very strong allegation, do you have any facts to back it up???????
Redruth
20-Oct-2006, 18:35
I think you are bang out of order there calling him a 'dumbo' its a very strong allegation, do you have any facts to back it up???????
Don't worry Claire. I think we all know BDG actually lives in his garage, in between being collected by the men in white coats sporadically for monitoring and upgrading of his medication. Any questionning of his commentary on here will only increase the likelihood of another straightjacket episode. :devil:
chicken
20-Oct-2006, 18:50
I'd like to recycle a post I made yesterday and apply it to Shaun.
Are you really 18+ stone?
I was going to say something but I think I'll just stare at my feet now...
I'd like to recycle a post I made yesterday and apply it to Shaun.
Are you really 18+ stone?
I was going to say something but I think I'll just stare at my feet now...
You belong in Kentucky mate
Davieravie
20-Oct-2006, 20:26
Im not gonna insult ya......I want a ****ing square go with ya ya ****ing ********!!!!
Newcastle are shite!!!!!!! :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:
Cmon then...name the date!!!!! :frog: :frog:
Davieravie
20-Oct-2006, 20:27
"Shite" is not moderated...........:D :D
Newcastle are shite!!!!!!! :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:
:frog: :frog:
he'll agree with you on that davie, he's a mackem and hates the toon !!
Davieravie
20-Oct-2006, 20:42
he'll agree with you on that davie, he's a mackem and hates the toon !!
Wherever he is from......well i hate them an aw......****ing Mackems!!!! ;) ;)
Where's Mackem??? ;)
Wherever he is from......well i hate them an aw......****ing Mackems!!!! ;) ;)
Where's Mackem??? ;)
Sunderland but Shaun ain't even one of them, he's probably Durham pit yacker but supports Sunderland :D
you cant hate BDG< You have to love him !
BDG stands for BIG daft git
he's da man !
mav
Sunderland but Shaun ain't even one of them, he's probably Durham pit yacker but supports Sunderland :D
Aye lad. I'm from yacker land.
Careers advice at school was "what sort of job do you want doon the pit", but then they shut all the mines down, but i was clever and got a job in a factory with 900 girls, but tha barstewards shut the factory down as well
Newcastle are shite!!!!!!! :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:
Davie thats the nicest thing i've heard in ages, i luv're yer man, see there is a god
So, a bloke from durham supports sunderland and likes a name that looks like he comes from newcastle ?
jeff st4s
20-Oct-2006, 23:33
I'm now going to have to insult you What the F*ck do you know. :lol: :lol:
I'm originally from Durham and traded my passport in to become a cockney, a Mackam indeed, at least your not a monkey hanger. :lol: :lol:
I worked in Hartlepool for a few years, strange place.
Maddest night ever was when 50 of us from Peterlee and Horden went on a coach for a batchelor night in Hartlepool.
Would have been a great night except for the fact one of the guys took a toy monkey with a piece of washing line tied round its neck with him into all of the pubs and was swinging it around. We thought we were safe as there was 50 of us. Wrong. Closing time was rather eventfull.
rcgbob44
20-Oct-2006, 23:40
I bet not many of you know that he`s a gay queer lesbian with poof tendancies!
jeff st4s
20-Oct-2006, 23:42
I worked in Hartlepool for a few years, strange place.
We thought we were safe as there was 50 of us. Wrong. Closing time was rather eventfull.
:lol: :lol:
I never thought they were that touchy about the comment, I was at college in Birmingham and this Harlepool lass was there, cracked the joke, she wanted to crack my scull. :eek: :eek:
I bet not many of you know that he`s a gay queer lesbian with poof tendancies!
ssshhh! Bob people might think i own a Jota
jeff st4s
20-Oct-2006, 23:46
Notice how it takes a northerner to add a sense ofhumour back to the board !
Well done BDG
ssshhh! Bob people might think i own a Jota
so thats where the saying "stick it up ya jota " came from !
pmsl
Now if he'd got hair as well then I could REALLY hate him
Webfeet, please intervene and moderate this man, MT or not.
I must protest in the strongest possible terms, this is a hairist remark and as such i find this deeply offensive. One of the advantages of being tall and never sitting down is that nobody has spotted where i'm thinning a little on top.
Jools as ever is far too perceptive and concise in his summing up of the facts. Though it may be fact that my hairline is receeding a little, the truth hurts. Unless you send a hit squad round to sort the bugga out immediately i will be left with option but to spit my dummy out and leave the board; until the next time i come back.
You have been warned.
How do you think i got the miles on the first place Mr Smarty Pants from Yorkshire, took me ages with the hand drill:(
Anyway whats on yours now Ray?
Not that i'd believe the answer coz being from Yorkshire you'd be too tight to spend anything on petrol.
showing, 104,568,098,753,107,098,475,761,945,555,916,749,99 8,001,666 miles and a very nice blue movie on the new widescreen LCD dash:D
Ray.
Oi saddo, got nowt better to do at this time of night...oops...err i'm just going back to another cup of horlicks and the mad rave i'm at
skidlids
21-Oct-2006, 00:27
I Hate Bdg!
Yep thats Ian W said, he says you give Geordies a bad name :)
Just got back from a surreal dinner with Friends, kids playing nicely earlier in the evening, Friends all sat round laughing and then the next door neighbour starts banging on the wall complaining about the noise, a couple of barneys in the street later and its time for coffee!
Its a mad mad world:D
Ray
skidlids
21-Oct-2006, 00:52
got a bit noisey around here earlier
Think it had something to do with the Police car in the close out the front of my house and another in the close out the back and also the Police helicopter hovering overhead.
Just a guess mind wouldn't want to jump to any conclusions :)
got a bit noisey around here earlier
Think it had something to do with the Police car in the close out the front of my house and another in the close out the back and also the Police helicopter hovering overhead.
Just a guess mind wouldn't want to jump to any conclusions :)
They caught you at last then skids-boosting bits of errr "material" from work to sell to fund the racing-it had to happen sometime, just because Homer gets away with it.
Now then Shaun you big daft pudding, I though it had been quiet around here-might have known you would wade in and start making noise, haven't you got any parcels to deliver you Pink Pantherite you.
John
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