Hmmm Captions ?

[phoenix n max]

:D

I'm saying nothing !

[NBs996]

Ahhh, the novice training session.
Lesson 1: Stick your head between your legs and kiss your .... .......

[Chaz]

Hail the great RC:-)

[Fordie]

Bloody Captain Kirk, beemed the bike up again for more repairs no doubt.

[phil_h]

From the left - "I am not worthy !"
From the centre - "No, no, *I* am not worthy !"
From the right - "Oh shut the feck up yer tarts"

[Dominic Clegg]

i think you find i was leading a warm up session before the race

[Grib]

I think it went like...

'oooh me back'
'ooooh, me knees'
*crack*
'in my day I could do 50 sit ups and not break a sweat'

etc etc ;)

[Glyn]

local diving team complain about "health and safety madness"

[paynep]

"Brace yourselves, here comes Dom"

[AL900SL]

I always think Twister is best played in the nude. But there again NOT in this instance.

[Jools]

Couchie always liked to put the DD stunt team through a dry run of the Stoppie routine

[AL900SL]

Or are just failed students of the Tommy Cooper School. Jusht like that

[Dibble]

"the only gays in the village"

[ericthered40]

Look I aint bending over in front of him OK, forget it. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[TheDuke]

i think it's the new littlewoods game...spot the bike!!

[TheDuke]

...or maybe pre-race bladder emptying exercises.... good adea as i ALWAYS forget.... but!, it might make me go round quicker ;)

[TheDuke]

or..."your right these thongs really do feel more comfortable!!"