Women and shopping!!

[doogalman]

Well, i thought i was on the look out for bits for my bikes today at Kempton.
Spent £4 on myself, HOWEVER ended up putting a deposit down on a NC30 that "servicebiatch" took a liking to. Looks like i've got some fettling and sorting out to do.
Still better than her buying another frock or handbag. :eek: :eek:

[Gaz 748]

Don`t tell Lightning Boy, he`ll have no chance now. :lol: :lol:

Wouldn`t clothes or handbags be cheaper. :eek: :eek:

[doogalman]

I now realise that i should have bought her more cleaning materials. Obviously too much time on her hands:lol: :lol:

[Florence]

Don`t tell Lightning Boy, he`ll have no chance now. :lol: :lol:

Wouldn`t clothes or handbags be cheaper. :eek: :eek:
No way. I buy expensive classy handbags!! Gucci etc...... :frog:

[Florence]

I now realise that i should have bought her more cleaning materials. Obviously too much time on her hands:lol: :lol:
The only thing I need to polish up on is my German!!:lol: :lol:

[james t]

Never mind doogalman she might have bought a fur coat or even a woodburner.

[james t]

Just be thankful she still knows how to cook a bloody good goulash.:)

[james t]

make your mind up do you want to learn polish or german

[james t]

:rolleyes: Hungarian would be better bearing in mind the goulash

[Florence]

Never mind doogalman she might have bought a fur coat or even a woodburner.
You're up late! :lol: :lol:

Sleeping is no mean art: for its sake one must stay awake all day. ~Friedrich Nietzsche

[james t]

Art for arts sake money for gods sake cant remember by who

[Florence]

make your mind up do you want to learn polish or german
I must cook that more often. It enhances those little grey cells. You're being a bit quick tonight James :lol:

[Florence]

Art for arts sake money for gods sake cant remember by who
10cc

[james t]

Not many grey cells left

Alfred einstein

[james t]

mines 900cc whats yours

[james t]

probly about 400 he answered hisself

[Florence]

Я покупал новый bike, я сказал вас:lol: :lol:

[Gaz 748]

Make sure Doogal gets the NC30 ready for summer :) ( remember summer )

[Florence]

probly about 400
Mmmmmmmmmmmm I seem to remember just like Lightening Boy you were also behind me when I was on my Benley pulling away up the hill :lol: But thats life Jim but not as we know it :frog:

[Florence]

Make sure Doogal gets the NC30 ready for summer :) ( remember summer )
Summer yes I remember that but whats wrong with winter. I'll get my heated handle bar grips back of Doogalman :lol: :lol:

[james t]

how dare you talk dirty to me in hungarian via babel fish

[Florence]

how dare you talk dirty to me in hungarian via babel fish
Would you prefer it in Klingon :alien:

[Florence]

Talking Of Klingons ................. Where's Jeff:roll:

[Gaz 748]

Let`s talk thermals !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) ;) ;)

P.S. Rubbish telly tonight, dont you think ?

[james t]

No just dirty is fine:lol:

[james t]

Talking Of Klingons ................. Where's Jeff:roll:
wash your mouth out you naughty girl:)

[Florence]

Having a senior moment here. Are we talking Dirty Thermals. And YEP Tele is Crud :(

[Gaz 748]

I was thinking more servicebiatch :o :o :lol:

[Florence]

I was thinking more servicebiatch :o :lol:
Me in thermals Mmmmmmmmmmmmm not a pretty site however I know your sort of thermals. Aren't they from Wales, look like clouds with legs :frog: :eek:

[Florence]

No just dirty is fine:lol:
Mud, Mud, Oil, Oil Sea water etc..... :frog:

[james t]

Ah television the working mans panacea the perfect end to another shitty day in paradice how i love to come home to an evening of mindless ****.

Homer simpson

[Gaz 748]

Isn`t your best friend a dog. :lol: :lol:

[Florence]

Isn`t your best friend a dog. :lol: :lol:
BOING..............TIME FOR BED :lol:

[doogalman]

Isn`t your best friend a dog. :lol: :lol:
Mans best friend may well be a dog, got to be preferable to a sheep :lol: :lol:

[Gaz 748]

I`m glad we have double glazing, it`s like WW2 out side. :lol:

[doogalman]

I`m glad we have double glazing, it`s like WW2 out side. :lol:
I'm surprised you're not hiding under the stairs :o

[Gaz 748]

Mans best friend may well be a dog, got to be preferable to a sheep :lol: :lol:

HOW did we go from my nice little bum, to me fancying sheep ? :confused: :lol:

[doogalman]

I`m glad we have double glazing, it`s like WW2 out side. :lol:
Please remember to follow the "Firework Code"
http://www.historyplace.com/worldwar2/ww2-pix/london12.jpg

[Florence]

HOW did we go from my nice little bum, to me fancying sheep ? :confused: :lol:
No Idea perhaps that could be the 8th wonder of the world :eek: Only EWE know the truth :lol:

[Gaz 748]

When are we going bowling then. :D :D

[Florence]

When are we going bowling then. :D :D
He's not sure at the moment. Lots of people are away end of November but believe me You'll know when he's made a decision :D

[Gaz 748]

How do you get three people on one pc ? are you all queuing up for a go. :D

Very quite without Jeff isn`t it. :lol:

[Florence]

How do you get three people on one pc ? are you all queuing up for a go. :D

Very quite without Jeff isn`t it. :lol:
Me and Doogalman are downstairs doing it together :eek:
and James T is upstairs doing it on his own :o

Yep definately the sound of silence from Jeffferrrrrreeeee :ninja:

[doogalman]

My turn. Maybe Jeffrey's trawling the streets of Woking again.:D

[doogalman]

Hurry up Gaz

[doogalman]

Waiting

[Gaz 748]

Prehaps he`s looking for Bungles Twanger. :o :lol:

[doogalman]

Prehaps he`s looking for Bungles Twanger. :o :lol:
Have you got a Twanger? :lol: :lol: We can all sing the Banging Song :lol:

[Florence]

Just as well Gaz you weren't at Kempton, Me and Doogalman would have felt very unsafe. WE BOTH HAD OUR SHEEPSKINS ON :lol: :lol:

[Florence]

Hurry up Gaz you are slow

[doogalman]

Hurry up Gaz you are slow
But not as slow as Lightening Boy:lol: :lol: :lol:

[jeff st4s]

I'm surprised you're not hiding under the stairs :o

He's under the stairs in his gimp suit and the 8 ball in his mouth! :devil: :devil:

[doogalman]

He's under the stairs in his gimp suit and the 8 ball in his mouth! :devil: :devil:
and listening to INXS

[Gaz 748]

Didn`t know it was a race :lol:

I was trying to bet Rossi around Estoril with out falling off. :D :D

Two against one, isn`t fair. :frog:

[doogalman]

You on line now for a while or are you still working :eek:

[doogalman]

Didn`t know it was a race :lol:

I was trying to bet Rossi around Estoril with out falling off. :D :D

Two against one, isn`t fair. :frog:
Keep up Gaz it's 3

[Gaz 748]

I see Jeff`s back lowering the tone again. :frog: :frog: :frog: :lol:

[doogalman]

I see Jeff`s back lowering the tone again. :frog: :frog: :frog: :lol:
Why are you staring at Jeff's back :confused:

[jeff st4s]

You on line now for a while or are you still working :eek:

Is that question for me?
I went out for a cycle ride, nowt like 2 weeks to go so I thought I'd get fit. :lol: :lol:
Just doing some work and then signed on to see what the gang was up to.

[Florence]

Why are you staring at Jeff's back :confused:
Is he wearing a Sheep skin ;)

[Florence]

Is that question for me?
I went out for a cycle ride, nowt like 2 weeks to go so I thought I'd get fit. :lol: :lol:
Just doing some work and then signed on to see what the gang was up to.
To find we were picking on you :lol:

[jeff st4s]

Why are you staring at Jeff's back :confused:

It's the big sticky mess on my back in his dreams he's thinking about! :eek: :eek:

[Florence]

It's the big sticky mess on my back in his dreams he's thinking about! :eek: :eek:
:frog: :frog: :frog:

[Florence]

That's not a dream, that's a nightmare :devil:

[jeff st4s]

That's not a dream, that's a nightmare :devil:

That's what floats around in Gimp Gaz's head. :barfy: :barfy: :barfy:

[Florence]

That's what floats around in Gimp Gaz's head. :barfy: :barfy: :barfy:
What's that website he needs to look at?? ;)

[jeff st4s]

What's that website he needs to look at?? ;)

Should I put a link up on here or will the thread get pulled? :confused:

[Gaz 748]

Anyway, Ducati ownership, is it a good thing ?.......discuss. :)

( he says, trying to change the subject ) ;)

[Florence]

Should I put a link up on here or will the thread get pulled? :confused:
The catalogue site should be fine. If Gaz gets offended you can always edit it out ;)

[Florence]

Anyway, Ducati ownership, is it a good thing ?.......discuss. :)

( he says, trying to change the subject ) ;)
Yes Ducati ownership is a good thing. I have just bought a HONDA. :ninja: :ninja:

[Gaz 748]

Can`t` we talk about BIKES for a change. :( :( :( :(

[Florence]

Can`t` we talk about BIKES for a change. :( :( :( :(
Howz your Ducati today? Has it been out for a walkies yet :roll:

[Gaz 748]

I wish,I was working in the morning, looking after the boys in the afternoon. The wife is doing a car boot in the morning, 6.30 start, so I have the boys again. Busy month November.

[Florence]

I wish,I was working in the morning, looking after the boys in the afternoon. The wife is doing a car boot in the morning, 6.30 start, so I have the boys again. Busy month November.
That's not bike talk :devil:

[Gaz 748]

I love my bike. :p :D

NOT SHEEP :frog: :frog: :frog:

[jeff st4s]

I'm surprised you're not hiding under the stairs :o

He not hiding under the stairs he can't get out from under then, as he's tied up!

WARNING:

Don't click on link if sensitive!

http://fetteredpleasures.com/product.../prodFF01.html

[Florence]

I love my bike. :p :p :D
You wont when the missuz flogs it at the bootfair. On the subject of flogging, where's Jeff? Hes gone quiet again :lol:

[Florence]

He not hiding under the stairs he can't get out from under then, as he's tied up!

WARNING:

Don't click on link if sensitive!

http://fetteredpleasures.com/product.../prodFF01.html
Better hope there's not a forum on there otherwise we wont see gaz again :eek:

[jeff st4s]

where's Jeff? Hes gone quiet again :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol:


Putting salt water on my wounds!

[Gaz 748]

Good night. :frog:

[Florence]

I love Jeff's site:D :D
Do you??

[Florence]

Hurry up jeff

[jeff st4s]

Better hope there's not a forum on there otherwise we wont see gaz again :eek:


I think there is a fetish club, next to or above the shop, he'll be lost in there soon. :eek: :eek:

[doogalman]

Gaz is still here people.

[webbyc]

Roy do you and your misses not talk to each other??:lol:

[doogalman]

Roy do you and your misses not talk to each other??:lol:
Chris, We can't get enough of each other.:D :D